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‘Ah shit, is this… Earth?’ In the far future, humanity has collapsed beneath the weight of its own technology. Megacities rose, AIs became rulers, and biological evolution was rewritten through genetic design. The world changed. Instead of humans, there are Synths, Geneforms, and AI Constructs. And instead of meow meow and woof woof, there are Neon Beasts- beasts mutated by the corruption of ADE. Leon Ardent, an assistant temporal engineer for SpaceX woke up in this strange dystopian world with neon skylines and aurora-like storms. One question lingered. ‘Where… am I?’ DING! ~----~ [ChronoSystem Rebooting…] [You have received your first Mission: Survive the First Cycle] ~----~ Well, things do escalate fast. Just like that, Leon was thrown into a cyberpunk world with weird skies, weird ecosystem, a weirder system, and with fragmented memories of his past. Only one thing gave him hope, his expertise as an engineer. “If I can build, I can live”. … [Author’s NOTE: It’s October 31st in Shibuya, and history records it that this book starts today. All I can say is give it a try. I won’t make promises, just know that I’m giving this my all, and I’ll appreciate any form of support. Thanks.] *This book will be written in 3rd person POV. If you have any queries, you can comment at the bottom of each chapter. I’ll try my best to read comments every day, and reply to them if there are queries. *I’ll try my best to thoroughly proofread every chapter and avoid any mistakes, no matter how small, but if you see one don’t hesitate to point it out. *I’m not expecting them, but an author can hope. So, any super gift will supercharge me to write more, and I’ll give a 5 chapter mass release for any super gift in appreciation. Lastly, happy reading.

Emma Carter has everything under control… until Ethan Walker walks into her life. Forced to work together on a school project, Emma and Ethan discover that behind the rumors, the sarcasm, and the avoided glances, there is a connection that is impossible to ignore. Amidst hallways filled with whispers, late-night texts, and moments where their hearts beat a little too fast, both must decide if it’s worth risking their reputation, their pride, and their hearts for something that could change everything. A story of drama, intense romance, and unexpected humor about that first love that arrives without warning and stays much longer than it should.

A story in which the Pokémon world explores the madness of the Nasuverse via Twitch Livestream. The poor innocent souls thought that Ritsuka Fujimaru was a normal streamer, from an alternate world where Pokémon didn't exist, but they had no idea his true destiny would drag them all into the grand epic tale that is Fate/Grand Order. Crossposted on Questionable Questing and Archive of our Own. *This is a work of fanfiction, I will not accept money for this story as it will fall outside fair use if I do so.*

Although born of parents of which both are demons,he was a half breed,his eerie existence cloaking a prophecy of doomsday for his kind but he was born with purity. His birth was prevented yet was he begotten,with a fate of which he fought to escape from. His name is Ramses,the Imperial crown prince He's the origin,the end an agent of both destruction and peace. ******************** ***************** Ariane turned abruptly to leave but Ramses blocked her way. Before she could utter another word she found herself in his arms,his hand tightly wrapped around her waist She was so close that she could hear his heartbeat And with those grey eyes peering deeply into hers he whispered, "Despite you being human,not even destiny nor Fate can take you away from me".... Note: This book is in three parts. Part one:In a Demon continent bathed in lies the events occurring when Ramses was a child,an unusual being who is neither demon or human,including the Demon emperor's investigations in the murder of his wife as he fights to protect his son at all cost. Part two:Something different...years had passed with changing times,read to discover... Part three: The present day (modern times).

Akira, a passionate game developer and dedicated gamer girl, thought she knew everything about her favorite fantasy game. That is, until a sudden accident on her way home from work flings her into the very world she’s spent years exploring—but not as her beloved hero. She wakes up in the body of a so-called “witch,” accused of crimes she doesn’t remember committing, in a remote village where the threat of execution looms. Confused, scared, but determined to survive, Akira quickly realizes that her knowledge of the game gives her an unusual advantage—but the stakes are far higher than she ever imagined. Monsters roam the land, the kingdom’s future hangs by a thread, and every choice she makes can alter the story she once knew. As she struggles to master her newly awakened magical powers, Akira forms unlikely alliances with low-ranked villagers—hybrids and outcasts, each unique and brimming with secrets of their own. Together, they train, plan, and navigate dangers that Akira knows all too well… yet finds herself powerless to prevent alone. Her journey leads her to the kingdom’s enigmatic prince, charming yet flawed, whose depression and self-doubt hide a sharp wit and a stubborn heart. By his side is a loyal knight—strong, dependable, and silently protective—who soon finds himself captivated by Akira’s courage and wit. What begins as mutual suspicion and teasing rivalry slowly transforms into something more… complicated. Love-hate tension flares, bonds are tested, and hearts are challenged in ways Akira never expected. Armed with a mysterious item from the real world—a USB stick that becomes her magical staff—Akira starts reshaping events, saving villages, and confronting monsters. But betrayal lurks nearby: one of her closest allies harbors dark secrets, working with enemies to steal her power and topple the kingdom. With the fate of the land in her hands, Akira must navigate treacherous monsters, unravel hidden plots, and master her magical abilities—all while discovering love, friendship, and the true power of rewriting her own destiny. Trapped in My Favorite Game is an endless fantasy adventure filled with magic, monsters, romance, betrayal, and the thrill of living a gamer’s dream—where nothing goes according to plan, and every choice could change the world.

Ray, an ordinary guy from the United States, dies in the dumbest way possible: trying to rescue his sandwich after it fell onto the train tracks. As compensation for his stupidity, the Goddess of Reincarnation sends him to Arielia, a magical world… with one brutal detail: Less than 10% of the population is male. Men here are rare, treasured, protected… and aggressively sought after. When Ray wakes up, he discovers he now has a special ability: [COMEDIC ATTRACTION AURA] — Women nearby are 20% more likely to develop a strong romantic, competitive, or emotional interest in him. The percentage increases whenever Ray acts stupidly. His goal: survive. The world’s goal: marry him, kidnap him, worship him, or smother him with affection. This is the story of Ray, a man trapped in a harem he never asked for.

[Warning: MATURE CONTENT! NO RAPE] (I’m too soft for that) After enduring a lifetime of abuse from her family, the last thing Mallory Morrow needs is to be married off to an old man almost thrice her age. So, she came up with a plan. To sleep with someone and get pregnant. She didn’t know that years later, the consequences of that reckless decision would come crashing back into her life. Living as a single mom, completely disowned by her family, raising a son who refuses to speak after some traumatic incident, life was a constant uphill battle. Medical bills kept piling up, and hope was running thin—until her best friend Mara offered her a lifeline. ‘Her cousin needed someone to stop a wedding at all costs. And if she succeeded, she’d be paid 1 million dollars—a sum that could change her life and her son’s forever.’ “STOP THE WEDDING! THAT MAN WAS THE FATHER OF MY CHILD!” But when she bursts into the ceremony, everything goes wrong. She’s crashing her half-sister’s wedding—the same woman who tormented her for years. And the groom who hired her? Venzrich Archeval: the youngest, richest, and most devastatingly handsome billionaire who hates women… and, unbeknownst to Mallory, the father of her child. Haunted by the memory of a mysterious woman he met one night years ago, Venzrich has been searching for her ever since—the only woman who can make him feel pleasure and ignite something he didn’t know existed. And now, fate has thrown her back into his grasp. He’s determined that she’ll never leave his sight again. As Mallory struggles to protect her son from her cruel family, she also has to survive a billionaire who refuses to let her go, whose touch ignites dangerous desires she can’t ignore. “There’s no way I’m letting you go. You’re either mine or mine.” And just like that, they’re caught in a whirlwind of chaos, passion, and a contract as husband and wife—where nothing is safe, nothing is predictable, and everything seems to slip out of her grasp. Can she open her heart again, or will the scars of her past trap her forever? And can she survive the man hiding behind a perfect mask—the devil who wants everything, including her? P.S: If you want an ML who was gentle and actually knows aftercare. Read this.

What happens when creation and destruction come together? Sebastian’s life was defined by loss. Orphaned, abandoned, and beaten down by a world that seemed determined to crush him, he met his end alone on the streets, broken by poverty, sickness, and heartbreak. Yet death was not the end. He awakens in a void between worlds, confronted by a strange, otherworldly presence and a mysterious statue that hints at power beyond mortal comprehension. There, Sebastian burns and is reforged as a Nekros, an extra in the world of "The Celestial Arena." Thrown back into the living world, Sebastian must navigate a realm where morality is relative and every choice carries weight. As he experiments with his abilities, he encounters allies, rivals, and enemies who test not only his strength but his understanding of what it means to wield life and death. With the line between salvation and annihilation growing thinner by the day, Sebastian faces a choice that will determine the fate of the world itself: embrace his powers fully and reshape existence in his image, or sacrifice everything to restore balance and prove that even the most broken soul can leave a mark on eternity. discord invite--- https://discord.gg/Qv6rqXdfWA

This short fanfiction was written for a contest for the Guilty Guild discord server, and won second place!

Haruto Namikaze is a shy boy living with his sick sister. A chance meeting gets him involved with something that is far bigger than himself but with the help of his Sekireis, he will learn how to grow from a boy, into a true man.

No resources. No friends. No chance. Gwynevere Grim is not given the same treatment as the other twenty-four chosen ones. The only people showing interest in her are a prince and a princess—who happen to be getting over a breakup… with each other. Luckily, she is given the simple task of killing the King of Terror within five years or face execution by the very ones who summoned her in the first place. Little does she know, that may be impossible. Magic, drama, laughs, and love (and fantasy, lots of fantasy). GGWoW is a mature (and immature) romantasy that is a never-ending whirlwind of emotions. Posting daily at 4 pm EST What to expect - Fantasy and Fantasy tropes - Comedic moments - Romance - Profanity - Mature Romance - Poetry-based Magic System - Love-triangle All chapters containing mature scenes will be labeled within the chapter's title.

Just because he said something funny when his wife was cosplaying Xiao Wu, Qi Lin's soul was transported to Douluo Continent the next second. Since then, Douluo Continent has become strange because of Qi Lin's arrival. Xiao Wu, who had just left the Star Dou Forest, came to Qi Lin's home and was adopted by his parents. The Tianmeng ice silkworm imprisoned at the bottom of the Lake of Life was accidentally caught in a space storm and eventually became Qi Lin's wisdom soul ring. Tang Hao, who had been decadent for several years, was blinded by Bibi Dong because his identity was exposed. ... Many years passed, and Qi Lin suddenly came to his senses as he watched the girls appearing around him one after another. What else can the love-brained mainland talk about if not love? As for the rest, let fate decide! Now - please listen to the voice of destiny!

Having transmigrated to the world of One Piece, he gained the cheat code to enter the Pokémon game. He thought he could summon Pikachu, Bulbasaur, and Charizard to wreak havoc in the One Piece world. But the protagonist, upon entering the game, was utterly shocked: "Luffy!? Why are you in my Pokémon list?!" ...

In the Age of Myth, before the rise of human nations, only gods and demons held dominion over the land. Rhodes, a man from another world, awakens in this ancient era gifted with the rare talent of "Creation." His path crosses with a young Serie, an elven mage of a mere few hundred years. "A weak and fleeting human," was Serie's first impression of him. "But, as you possess a talent for creating magic, I will consent to your request for an adventure." Together, Rhodes and Serie journeyed across the continent of the Mythical Age. They laid the foundations for the first human kingdom and even stood before the fabled Goddess, who bestowed upon them the Holy Scripture. A century passed in the blink of an eye. Serie stood before Rhodes's grave and whispered, "Such a fleeting life, as expected. But I will remember you." However, behind her, a new life had already begun for him... ~~~ This is a translation. raw name:芙莉蓮：不懂愛的小小師祖 author name:愛麗絲不能回來

Shiraki Kei transmigrated to Tokyo. He’s got a house and a little sister. But his sister has two best friends who sound... familiar. One is named Karura, and the other is Matsumoto Kozue. Bad news: He’s 30 million in debt right from the start and about to lose everything. Good news: There's always a way out. In fact, Shiraki Kei has several paths laid out before him— Go to the Tokyo Dome underground, hold the line for the Bloodthirsty Automatons, and stop Yujiro from rampaging. Go to the Kengan matches, defeat Kuroki Gensai, and have the old debt wiped clean. Go play a few rounds of mahjong and eliminate a white-haired old pro named Akagi Shigeru. Escape the abandoned building before Madarame Baku and confront the out-of-control Rodem. Shiraki Kei: "..."

After a desperate battle in the Valley of the End, Naruto and Sasuke clash in their final showdown with all their might. Naruto unleashes his full-powered Rasengan, while Sasuke counters with a Chidori charged with all his explosive emotions. The combined power of the two techniques collides with a force that the space can barely withstand, resulting in a massive explosion that obliterates a large portion of the valley. But amidst the chaos, something unexpected happens: Naruto's Rasengan mysteriously transforms into a strange, ever-expanding force, engulfing Sasuke completely in an unknown white light. Sasuke loses consciousness, while the exhausted and wounded Naruto believes he has unintentionally killed his friend. Kakashi and Sakura arrive at the scene of the destruction to find Naruto battered and battered, while Sasuke's body remains nowhere to be seen. Elsewhere—in a completely different world—Sasuke awakens in a strange forest on Jeju Island in South Korea. The trees are different, the air is different, and even the language he sees on the tablet before him is unfamiliar. Though his clothes are covered in blood, his body is inexplicably intact. Between the shock of the new place and his anger at the incomprehensible fate, he realizes one thing: he has been transported to another world.

On new year eve a very popular VRMMORPG was going to release globally from Korea, where over 5 million players joined the server of the world of destiny. However when the countdown of the full version reach zero none of the players were able to log out or log in. All of the players that were in the game were teleported to the central plaza in the town of level 0, with the exception of a few of them. A giant white hooded avatar appeared in front of the players hovering high above the sky from them. He explained to them that this virtual world is their new reality, and if they wanted to escape they would have to defeat every boss. Starting from level 1 all the way to level 100, each boss getting more difficult than the last. However they would soon come to realise that the monster and bosses in this world isn't going to be their only enemies.

[Warning: R18 and Smut] [Note: This novel has spicy scenes in clusters and in fragments spread across all chapters. I have leballed the clusters with (+18) tag. this are the particularly scenic scenes, enjoy!] ...... After getting transmigrated to a world where beastmen are worthless trash—no classes, no levels, no future— Xuan, an average salaryman awakens the **Supreme Essence God System** as a beastman. His skills make the beastman females wombs throb and drip, bodies aching to be bred whenever they're near him. Now Xuan has but one goal, tame the various—snarling, muscular warriors with thick thighs—and haughty noble MILFs with lush, fertile curves. And make them his own! He’ll rut them raw, flooding their greedy wombs with thick seed, until they evolve into superior races, becoming even hotter, and inheriting all their exp, skills and rare bloodlines! .. Author: If you love unapologetic smut novel with lots of numbers going, beast taming and evolution, where the mc's harem with varying personalities become thicker, hotter, and cooler with each evolution alongside the mc. then this novel would greatly interest you! ….. R18 | Harem | System | Evolution | Monster Girls | Revenge | Smut | Daily Updates

A two months after surviving the horrors of the Area 51 and The Skinwalkers, Nkumkani finally believes he has earned a moment of peace. Unfortunately, peace seems to hate him. Absolutely despise him. Because on a cold, quiet evening, a thick black fog rolls across Redfern Ridge—silent, unnatural, and carrying whispers that do not belong to this world. Before anyone can react, the fog tears open a rift in reality itself, revealing the entrance to a forgotten world called Nefima. And stumbling out of it is the one person nobody asked for: Nefima the Eternal Necromancer. For 1,890 years, she has been trying to ascend as the Goddess of the Undead. At this point, even the skeletons following her around seem tired of the quest. Someone should really tell her that after nearly two millennia of failing the same promotion, it might be time to pick a different career path. But no—Nefima is stubborn, power-hungry, and now convinced that the key to her godhood lies in the Garden Behind the Fence. Unfortunately, Nkumkani is not the only one who notices her arrival. The witches of the Ashen Coven awaken from their long hibernation, furious that someone else dares to steal their ancient claim to the Garden’s secrets. They rise from their hidden sanctuaries, stirring storms, cursing lands, and causing chaos on a level that even Redfern Ridge wasn’t prepared for. And that is saying something. With the Garden mutating again, the realms cracking open at the edges, undead armies shambling through the streets, and witches dropping curses like confetti, Nkumkani and his allies are forced into another battle for survival. Sasha, Jason, Dreadmoore,Lucifer,Shatterhowl and the others must navigate a war between a necromancer who refuses to give up and witches who refuse to share. The line between worlds grows thinner. The monsters grow stronger. And the Garden Behind the Fence reveals that its mysteries are deeper, older, and far more dangerous than anyone imagined. Nkumkani never wanted to be a hero, but once again, fate hands him the same job description: Save the world, or watch it rot. And this time, the rot has teeth. this is a follow up TO The Garden Behind The Fence go check it out to understand now this is the second phase ok!!!!!!!!!.BYE.