"Eat melon!"
"Big news!"
"The ins and outs of He Bi and the second-year girl!"
"How the second-year girl won He Bi's heart!"
"Deep dive into the details of He Bi and the second-year girl's acquaintance!"
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"Wait... I just got here and I'm a bit unsure of the situation. Let me get this straight, are you saying He Bi got together with a second-year girl? Is there solid proof? That Old Miser He Bi, did he really spend money on romance?"
"Gotta be a mistake! This deep dive post says He Bi often treats the second-year girl to long-legged chicken eggs?"
"That Old Miser He Bi would absolutely never do such a thing. I've known him for 2 years and haven't seen him treat anyone to anything worth even ten cents. I bet Old Miser He Bi didn't treat the girl to eggs, but asked her to help raise long-legged chickens to lay eggs!"
"Ahem... Look at the picture upstairs!"
