They say when you die, your life flashes through your eyes. All the decisions you have made and the paths you have chosen would all come back to you in that single moment.
Seeing these memories of your life as though they were a film, multiple emotions and thoughts will wash over you. Maybe you might regret it, be content or outright yell for more time. This was the common belief in this world.
But maybe he was different, or that was how it always was, but when Alexander saw that approaching truck do a front flip with a twirl as though it were a pro gymnast, there was no flash, there was no fear, there was no regret. Only...
"Fuck!"
But that's okay, because the next morning, he woke up like always. That terrifying dream of truck-kun taking his life with style was just that, a dream.
Like always, he woke up from his terrible bed with an even more terrible sleeping posture. Although the bed seemed much worse today, it was something he was already used to. So hesitant-minded, much.
Like always, he could feel that morning wood sticking out. Even though his penis had been through a lot last night, it did not fail to stand up to greet the morning sun. So as always, it throbbed silently within his... Oh, it seems he was not wearing any clothes.
He tried to feel his phone near his bed, but all he touched was the hard floor. But he did not think much of it; it seems like he must have fallen off his bed again. Although it had been a long time since that happened. As for his phone, maybe he charged it before going to sleep.
But that wasn't important, as right then, he felt his standing penis urge him to release its held-up waste. But the night spent on reading web novels was clearly catching up. Whenever he opened his eyes, it was as though he were sprinkled with that wretched thing called an onion. So Alexander drowsily stood up whilst his eyes were still closed. To the toilet he went, off to fulfil the whims of his penis.
Along the way, he was a bit perplexed. 'Where are the walls?' he asked himself. But he just attributed it all to morning drowsiness. His senses aren't so accurate in the morning after all. Luckily, though, he did manage to find the toilet seat just fine.
So he stood up with that weird angle all men do in the morning and then let it flow.
Water collided with water, confirming his success at the first shot. This was something all men learn to do at a young age. But that was not enough for him. The water was too loud, so he shifted for a silent shoot. Aiming slightly at the toilet and effectively putting on a silencer.
Once again it was quiet. Well, for a while anyway.
"Zuri!"
An unfamiliar yet weirdly familiar woman's voice came and jolted him awake. Because of this, he accidentally peed himself and practically everything nearby.
Alexander was confused. He lived alone, so why was there someone else in his apartment room? As a single and introverted dog, anybody who would come to his home must be a thief. So he forcefully pulled his eyes to look at the intruder, and what he saw surprised him.
Before him was a woman, likely to be 29 or older. She had dark brown hair and much lighter brown skin. She wore what looked like a string with a cloth attached to her crotch. Effectively hiding her private parts but revealing her voluptuous hips in the process. Her breasts were only held up by a small cloth that was tied around them. This cloth, though, was doing a terrible job at keeping her breasts hidden.
While Alexander was googling the woman, the woman was furious.
"Why are you peeing in the pool of life!?"
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AN: I have to apologise, as it seems I have revealed a few of the men's secrets. I only hope to be forgiven since women won't read this novel anyway.
If a woman reads this, then she is gay and technically counts as one of us. So I have not failed the council.
Anyway, this story is my take on a novel that has an R18 tag in every chapter. Not much plot will be put in this story, but there will be some. This is, of course, because I am writing my other novel more seriously than this.
Dungeon WAR.
So if you like what you see, add this to your library and go check out my other novel.
The wise BlackGoblin has spoken~Black Goblin