Date: November 24, 1996
Location: Unknown, Newburg, San Andreas
"Ugh, my head, where the fuck am I? Am I dead? Where the hell is that music coming from? Am I blind? WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON?!" Remus says mentally, he and Slater tied up. "HEY, WHAT THE FOK IS GOING ON NOW?!" Yells Slater. The music is turned down and the two are unmasked. Remus flinches at the new bright light as the "king" from before steps in front of them, "Welcome to my crib boys, the name is Jack Napier, now Ima be blunt...I need one." Jack pulls out a bag full of marijuana and goes to sit at a table. "Carter, untie these fine gentlemen," Jack says. "You two wanna smoke?" He asks. Remus looks around the surroundings and sees that they are in a dark and abandoned warehouse. "I ASKED IF YOU TWO WANNA SMOKE!" Jack yells. "Oh, you dont even have to ask me, I need to get high after the night I had with Santa Claus over here" Slater says while glaring at Remus.
"I see. Police really are just racist pigs, aren't they?" Jack jokingly asks, also galring at Remus. "Look I dont want no trouble from you Mr. Napier" Remus pleads.
"THEN FUCKING SMOKE WITH US THEN!" Napier yells. After a brief silence Remus joins the two as a very quiet pass around with a joint plays out awkwardly. After smoking and making some small talk Napier speaks up after taking a rip off the joint, "That bag yall knocked down costed me money, which means it's gonna cost yall money. You two are gonna work off yalls debt to me."
"How so?" Slater asks. "Yall gonna do shit for my gang capeesh?" Napier states.
"Heh, dont say capeesh" Slater laughs at Napier. Napier lets out a little laugh, he stands up and slaps Slater out of his chair. Remus slowly looks down at Slater, high, "Oh shit, did something happen?"
"I GET TO SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT" Napier yells as Slater looks at him from the ground, "Get up, bitch!" He yells at Slater. Slater slowly gets up, holding his cheek. "You're black?" Remus asks, Slater and Napier both stare at him in silence. "Both of you come here" Napier orders as he walks away. Remus and Slater looks at each other and follow behind. Napier leads the boys to a very run-down Albany Emperor. "You two will be the proud owners of this beauty" Jack says as he taps the hood of the car causing the bumber to fall off, "Don't even think of running off and running yo mouths to the cops" Napier says. "My gang owns this city, they will glady blow yalls head off if they see yall fucking with the police. If yall wanna change state, we will find you. My buddy, Jimmy Pegarino knows a lot of people, not even North Sentinel Island will save you." Remus looks for his gun and radio, "Don't bother grandpa, your gun, badge, and radio are mine" Napier smiles. Remus glares at Napier who then throws the keys at him."Take care of her. Now to yalls repayment" Napier starts, "I need some more Trilex to sell-"
"Woah-" Remus gasps.
"-to the fine people of this city, so I need you two to head to Los Santos and retrieve it for me. Here is the information you need, it is called the Deth kingdom. The people yall are looking for are Hannah and Jasper Barron, just get there, get the smoke, and get back. Now get the hell out of here."
Mission: Get to Los Santos
Remus and Slater get in the car and start their way to Los Santos. "Look, I dont think we got to formally meet. My name is Donald Remus," Remus says, trying to break the awkward silence. "Nice to meet ya bud, my name is John Slater." As they continued their trip, the two started to get along. "Why would you join the police after leaving the military?" Asks Slater. "I just needed something to do, I ain't got no family," Remus sighs. "What happened?" Slater asks."Shit just happens, son. My boy was playing with a remote control car right?"
Slater furrows his eyebrows, "Yeah?"
Remus sighs, "Ambulance sped by. Fucking squashed him."
"Ohhh, shit!"
"Yeah, look like a meted cherry popsicle after."
"I did NOT need that image."
"So then his sister comes out to see what happened. Had a heart attack on the spot."
"Oh God."
"Their mom came out to see what happened and as she saw them, caught a stray bullet from cop who was shooting a minority down the street"
"I'm sorry for asking, bud."
"Hey, don't sweat it, son."
After they turned up the radio and the song "Hypnotize" by Bigie Smalls came on. Remus turns up the song as the two men listen while driving together. After playing a few songs, they start to see the Los Santos Skyline.
"Alright, look at the paper Jack gave us, and look at the map to see where we have to go." Remus tells Slater, "uhhh after downtown head to Mission Row, keep going down Strawberry and then take a left down Atlee street." Slater says. "At least I know some parts of this plastic city" Remus grumbles as he drove. After driving, Slater falls asleep, and Remus sees the building. It is an old abandoned window cleaner manufacturer. Slater and Remus pull up. A shriveled man in a sweater runs up on the car with a gun. "HEY! IM THE DETH KINGDOM SECURITY, WHAT THE HELL YALL THINK YOU DOING HERE!?" the man yells. "HEY, HEY, WATCH YOUR SHIT, we're here for the pickup," Remus says while doing air quotes on the "pickup." "WHAT FUCKING PICKUP"!? The man yells, deranged. "Little boy, Ima tell you this one more OBVIOUS time, WE ARE HEEERREEE FOR THE PIIICCKKK...UP!" Remus yells angrily. "LOOK MAN, STOP YELLING! I JUST TOOK 5 TABS, ALRIGH-HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??!" The man yells while looking at a pigeon, Remus looks at what he was freaking out about and sighs. "Son that's a bird, and we need Trilex" Remus says becoming more irritated. The man runs towards the pigeon and quickly picks it up. The man walks back to the car, "look", he says and bites the head off of the pigeon. "JESUS ROOSEVELT CHRIST!" Remus yells, waking up Slater. "OHH, WHAT THE FOK!?" Slater yells and looks up to see the man stained in pigeon blood with the pigeon's head in between the man teeth. "Screw this, im jus gonna go back to sleep now." The man then runs towards the street while yelling with the pigeon in his mouth, Remus steps out of the car to try and get the man to tell them where Hannah and Jasper are. The man starts to choke on the pigeon head and freaks out. "HEY, CHILL OUT LET ME HELP YO-" Remus is stopped by the man who pulled out a knife. Remus backs up and the man thought he could cut the pigeon out of his neck. The man started cutting his neck, too high to feel the pain. "HEY, WHAT THE EFF!" Remus yelled while stepping back even more. The man started to feel the pain, and he started to run to the street. After going on the street, the man twisted his ankle and fell in front of a semi truck that was going down the street. He was then hit by the truck, and Remus was splattered with the man's blood. Remus looks down at the pigeon head as it lands on his foot. He looks up at the sky, "Just take me already." He looks down, depressed and heads back to the car and gets in. He shuts the door, and the noise wakes Slater up. "Ohhh, good morning. What happened to you?" Slater asks Remus. Remus doesn't say anything and slowly looks at Slater. Suddenly, a very skinny lady with giant dreadlocked hair steps out of the building. "Hey, are you two here from Napier?" She asks. "Yes, we are ma'am," Remus says back to her, still a bit in shock. "Ok, just pull your car into the garage," she says, "My nephew was supposed ti be out here on watch. Little guy must've went back home."
The garage door opened up, and Remus pulls the car into the garage. After, Remus and Slater get out of the car and follow the lady into a room while the other gang members there start to load the car with Trilex. "I am the Deth Queen, and this is my Deth King," the lady said as she walked up and hugs a very large man. "Holy fok, you are really big," Slater says, surprised. "SLATER" Remus whisper yells.
"What? Look at the state of him!"
"Look, Mrs. and Mr. Barron, sorry about my... partner here," Remus says. "Whatever, hey, do yall want to have a look around?" Hannah asks the two. The two agree and follow Hannah around the building. "These are my petunias, and this is our lab," Hannah exclaimed as she showed the two a giant lab filled with chemicals. "Holy shit, yall need this much Trilex?" Remus asked. Trilex is good, Trilex is life," Hannah says in a monotone voice, looking at the two . "Trilex is good, Trilex is life," the workers in the lab say mindlessly. Remus and Slater exchange a look of fear and uncertainty. "This wayyy boys" Hannah chirps. The two follow Hannah to a giant shrine with multiple Trilex crystals and other various drugs all scattered around a giant tank. "This is our shrine to what gives everything meaning, TRILEXIUMPHETAMORLINE," Hannah yells happily, "In this tank is a drug called Hypohydroxoxine, it is one of the main ingredients for our Trilex" she says. "Trilex is our savior, Trilex will deliver all the evil from the world...like liberals," she says, "HANNAH!" Jasper yells. "COMING," she yells back. "Thats just Jasper, don't piss him off," Hannah smiles before going back to where they started from. Remus and Slater look at eachother and follow. In the room, Jasper and Hannah start to make out, "Ew, what the fok?" Slater sats, causing Hannah and Jasper to look at him. "I thought you guys were siblings," Slater yells. "Um, we are married," Hannah said while Jasper stands, galring at the smaller male. "Ohhhh, that makes so much more sense" Slater says "Not gonna lie, you two do look like a pair of Alabama cousin-" Slater starts before stopping himself and looking at Jasper and Hannah. "Da fuk chu jus say motha fucka?" Jasper yells, pushing Remus out of the way, sending him into a wall. Jasper walks up to Slater and looks down at him before grabbing him by his sweater and throwing him into a gas valve. "AIN'T NO ONE TALK TO US LIKE THAT AND SURVIVES!" Jasper yells before going to slater. "HEY JASPER, let's calm down," Remus yells out. Jasper turns and walked over to Remus, angered. "I am CALM, you geriatric fuck, " Jasper yells before the door opens. "We are done with loading the car," a gang member says. Jasper looks at the gangster and looks back at Remus, "You and yo lil friend best get yo asses tha fuk outta here...NOW!" Jasper yells as he slams the table making it fall in. "You two are wonderful folk, thank you for having us as...uh...company" Remus says and the two high tail it out of the room and to the car. "Get yo ass in Slater. I am not staying here any longer," Remus yells. "I agree. Let's just get the hell back," the two start to back out of the garage. In the room Hannah throws a bulb pipe out of the window and at the car remus is in "Smoke and relax fuckers!!! Hannah yells and laughs. "I want some Trilex actually" Hannah says and grabs a blowtorch. She tries to spark it to turn on.
*BOOM!!*
The entire room blows up.
When Jasper threw Slater into the gas valve it caused the methane gas to leak. When Hannah sparked the tourch, the combustible gas reacted with the spark and had an explosive reaction. Remus and Slater see the room explode, after seeing it Remus floors the gas pedal and they speed off back to Newburg.
Once the two got back into Newburg they pull up to Napier's crib to deliver the Trilex. After parking Napier tells his gang to start grabbing the Trilex. "You boys are just good, here, this is $50 find a hotel and don't even think of running off. Also, here, this is a shitty ass phone, it has my number on it so when I need you I can get to you. Now both yall go and fuck off before I find something else for you to do" Napier says. They nod and drive away. As they drive around the poor area, they decide to stay at a cheap hotel called 'Pinewood Inn.'
"Ok now, that was intense" Remus says before shutting the hotel door. "Fok, I know, hey, remember when we were at that shrine in that drug place?" Slater asks. "Yeah, shit was creeping me out. Why do you ask?"
"I stole a bag of weed they had on the ground," Slater smiles, pulling out a bag of marijuana. "OH HELL YEAH, roll us up a joint, I'm ready to SLEEP," Remus said happily.
**Attention units, there has been an explosion at an abandond Window Cleaner factory in Los Santos, cheif of police is requesting the D.R.E.'s operation OPERA to hold until further notice.**
Mission Passed!
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