Date: November 25, 1996
Location: Pinewood Inn, Newburg, San Andreas
A loud ringing wakes Remus from his sleep. "What the hell?" Remus grumbles as he answers the phone. "Jack, do you know what time it is?" Remus asks, annoyed and tired."Yeah, it's time for your ass to get down here real quick," Jack barks on the other line. "God damnit, do I need to bring Slater with me?" Remus asks. "No, just you" Jack says as the end dial tone rings. "That damn stereotype, acting like my old ass can get up and go at 3 in the damn morning. I have to get my knee in place, put my shoulder back in its socket, fuck what else?" Remus rambles as he slowly gets out of his bed. After leaving a note behind with Slater, Remus trudges into the car and makes his way down to Jack's hideout. He arrives and makes his way inside the wear house. "REMUS, OVER HERE GRANDPA" Jack yells for Remus. Remus looks over at Jack near the garage door. He sighs and lights a cigarette, "What you got me doing up this late for Jack?"
"I missed you and your bushey beard" Jack laughs. "Nah, for real, you and me got some business to take care of... can you drive stick?" Jack asks Remus.
"Yeah, I can. What are we doing?"
"Westvillains, they are a gang from the borough no one knows or cares to know about, Westville. Anyways, they are tryna race on my turf, so I gotta show them who they are playin' with." Jack explains as they make their way to his car. Remus sees Jack's car, a purple Bravado Buffalo. "Damn! This is- this is a car." Remus says, surprised. "Hell yeah it is. And you're driving! On a real note, if you fuck up my car I will tell you the events of what I saw on June 18, 1980 in Vice City which I will then have to kill you and myself for. Understandable?"
"Yeah, let's get movin' I wanna go back to bed" Remus sighs as the two get into the car. Remus starts the car with a loud growl. He smiles and and is about to drive forward. "You ready for this shit Remus?"
"Best be worth my time."
"Hell yeah, let's go!"
The two prepare as the garage door slowly opens, loudly creaking doing so. They sit quietly watching the door open.
"You've been to Alderney right?"
"Yeah. Awful state. Why"
"Just wondering."
"Yeah. But why?"
"A guy can't wonder about anything anymore?"
"Why wonder about that?"
"I just like wondering."
"Why in the jumping Jehoshaphat would you wonder if I was in Alderney?"
"Garage is up, let's go." The two men cruise down the street "HEY, stop, look" Napier said. Remus slows the car down and stops. The two men look out at the semi-large crowd around 5 cars getting ready to race. "Alright, your job is to drive while I take these fooligans out" Napier smiles. "WHAT?" Remus yells.
"Look, they are going to be driving from here all the way to Iktomi, its a straight road. Just drive fast and I will take care of the rest" Remus is about interject but hears someone yell from the crowd of Westvillains, "THREE...TWO..."
"Alright Remus, just pretend like you are on a high-speed chase, and don't wreck my fucking car" Napier growls loading his Mac-10.
"...ONE, GO!"
All five cars speed off, the smell of burnt rubber and alcohol fill the air.
"GO GO GO, OLD MAN WHAT THE HELL IS YOU WAITING FOR" Napier yells at Remus.
Mission: Follow the Westvillains.
Remus switches gears and floors the gas, the car burns out quickly and speeds off after the Westvillains. Remus soon catches up with the Westvillains as Napier rolls down the car's sunroof window. He stands up to get half way out of the window and starts to fire at the car next to them. The driver of the car looks at Napier and gets shot in the head, causing the driver to swerve off of the road. Remus sees the car crash, "Oh shit, this is real! This is happening!! I WANNA GO BACK TO BED!!!" Remus yells while switching gears and accelerating the car. "KEEP THIS SHIT STRAIGHT REMUS, I'm boutt pop these motha fuckas right here," Napier yells while aiming for the car ahead of them.
In the car, 3 Westvillains see Napier shoot the other car.
"Look! It's the fucking king!" One of them gasps.
"Get the guns out, he can't kill us all!" the driver yells. Soon the two Westvillains smash their windows and hang out of the side of the car, guns drawn. They begin to shoot at Napier and Remus. "SHIT, THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US! Fucking kids now days." Napier seeths, ducking back into the car. "Remus I'll steer the car, you take this and shoot those dope slinging, small time, good for nothing bitches" Napier orders. "What the hell? Why me?" Remus asks in surprise while taking the gun. "Cuz, I don't wanna get popped" Napier says taking control of the steering and the gear stick. Remus flips him off, grabs the gun, and goes to the car's sunroof.
Misson: Shoot the Westvillains.
"YO, WHY THE FUCK ARE WE FIGHTING FATHER TIME?!" Yells one of the Westvillains while reloading. Remus takes aim and fires, successfully hitting one of the Westvillains in the chest, he cluthes his chest and falls out of the car. Napier runs him over, "Shit, what was that?"
"Shii, I still got this shit from Nam" Remus says smiling, feeling a wave of euphoria and nostalgia. He aims and shoots the other Westvillain. "AYYY NICE REMUS, KEEP AT THAT SHIT!" Napier yells. Remus looks at the car and aims for the driver. He misses as the car swerves to the other lane to dodge but accidentally drives right into the side of an oil tanker truck causing the car and truck to blow up. "OH SHIT!" Remus yells as he ducks to not get hit by the fire. Napier slams on Remus's leg to make him step on the gas, "HEY, MY KNEE ASSHOLE!" Remus yells. "Sorry not sorry old man, now shoot those LIBERALS!" Napier yells. All cars are now going around 198 miles per hour. Napier and Remus have knocked out 2 of the 5 cars. "Just 3 cars left," Remus exclaims while aiming at the next car. He shoots at the tires, eventually hitting one, causing the car to lose control and swerve in front of Napier's car. Napier quickly swerves away from the car, making Remus drop the Mac-10. The Westvillains car driver points and laughs at Remus and Napier, not looking where he was driving. He looks forward as his car slams into a wall.
" SHIT, I JUST DROPPED YO GUN NAPIER!" Remus yells, "SHII, IT'S GOOD, HERE TAKE THIS ONE!" Napier yells back using one hand to drive and the other to hand remus an AK-47 gun. "HOLY SHIT, I ain't seen one of these since Saigon," Remus shouts, taking the gun and the magazines. The cars are now approaching the Kinzua Bridge. Remus takes aim again and kills the driver of the next car. People insode the car scream in horror as they watch the car their in to fly off of the bridge
"SHIII, THIS IS TOO EASY," Remus laughs. As Napier and Remus get to the last car, the Westvillains bust out of the windows holding machine guns. Remus looks at the Westvillains and slowly gets back into the car. "Those fuckers got machine guns" Remus said. "I see that two, Remus. Good job on your situational awareness. Here's your reward." Napier says handing Remus a sticky bomb and trigger. "What the hell? Is this legal?" Remus asked. Napier looked at Remus "Oh for f-, none of the shit we doin' is legal!" Napier yells, "Fair fair" Remus agrees while grabbing the bomb. "Ight, ima pull up as close as I can, you throw the bomb onto the car," Napier orders.
Mission: Throw the bomb on the Westvillains's car.
Remus and Napier get close to the car. The Westvillains start to shoot at Napier's car, bullets slowly chiping at the bullet proof glass. "MY FUCKING WHIP! ILL HAVE YOUR FACES CUT OFF FOR THIS!!" Napier angrily yells.
"Alright Let me get this shit" Remus says as he tries to throw the bomb. Remus throughs the bomb at the car and it sticks to the side of the car. "ALRIGHT NOW STOP THE CAR NAPIER" Remus yells. Napier slams on the breaks as the car as the Westvillains keeps driving.
"YO WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY JUST THROW AT MY CAR?!" Yells one of the Westvillains. One of the other Westvillains looks out of the window and at the bomb, "Hmmm, looks like a bom-"
BOOM
The car explodes. Killing all the gangsters.
"We got those Westfelons" Napier exclaims. "Shit, that was fucking intense, let's get the hell outta here" Remus says taking control of the car once again.
As they drive off, a cop car sits in an empty parking lot with a view of the bridge. They watch the Westvillains car fall off the tall bridge and blow up.
"Did you see that Officer Pulaski?" Asks Officer Lowery. "Yeah, they weren't wearing their seat belts," Pulaski murmurs. "No, that was Remus!" Lowery states, looking to Ward.
"WHAT!?" Officer Ward yells as he turns to look at what they were seeing.
"Shit, it looks like Remus got himself mixed up with the Full Deck. Stupid old bastard."
Napier and Remus get back to the wear house and both went their separate ways.
"I appreciate the help, Old Man" Napier says as he gives Remus a $100 bill.
"I risked my life for $100?"
"You don't have much life left...consider that I almost did you a favor" Jack smiles and walks away.
Remus gets in his car and drives back to the hotel to go back to sleep. He enters the hotel room, takes off his trench coat, his hat, his knee brace, his bullet proof vest, and his glasses. As soon as Remus laid down to sleep, his alarm went off. "Bullshit," Remus grumbles as he turns off the alarm. The alarm goes off again and Remus unplugs the alarm. "There, now, sleep," Remus says as he shuts his eyes. Slater's alarm then goes off.
"SHUT THAT SHIT OFF, BOY"
**Did anyone else see that car explode near the Iktomi Bridge?**
**Yeah,I saw that too. I wonder why we weren't dispatched**
**All units, continuing to talk about the explosion near the Iktomi Bridge will lead to repercussions**
**Repercuss my ass, dispatch**
Mission Passed!
+$100
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