[3rd POV]
It was the next morning now, and Lucifer was humming as she walked through the streets of the Underworld. The kids were back at the hotel, doing...honestly she wasn't sure. Something about a fighting game tournament and kicking Vaggie's ass.
She decided not to question it. Her wife was also taking part, so they would be fine...
Probably.
She was walking through the underworld because she wanted to see more of the city, without having to worry about the kids or anything like that. The city was absolutely massive, and thanks to that, there was endless things to see and do.
A lot of them included sex, drugs, or killing, but still.
"Hey sugah, you want some fun?~" A succubus asked as she walked past, as she snorted.
"I'm married" Lucifer replied, amused with the womans attempts at seduction.
She knew true succubus's, and these lot were not even remotely comparable. And her wife was still far more attractive in every single way.
"She doesn't have to know~" The succubus replied with a smirk, attempting to show her cleavage, which just got another amused look from Lucifer as she ignored the attempt.
"Sorry hon, but I'm not interested. I do think he is though" Lucifer said, pointing over towards a man that was subtly checking out the succubus, his cheeks flushed slightly as the succubus looked at her and then him.
"Hmph, you'd have more fun with me then that wife of yours, but thanks" She said before walking off with a sway of her hips.
Lucifer just shook her head and kept walking.
'The locals sure are interesting, that's for sure' Lucifer thought, knowing that a lot of the locals were...well, interesting to say the least. Well, them being in hell was probably the reason, but some of them were REALLY unique, like...to levels she didn't even know possible.
Niffty was the first person she thought of when she thought of "Interesting".
The others weren't around, but she imagined she'd run into them eventually. Mostly because she was hoping she would, and when she hoped for something to happen, it was going to happen. She could literally manipulate probability on a multiversal scale, so it was quite literally going to happen.
It was just a matter of time.
Walking through the streets, Lucifer had to redirect several more attempts at seducing her. Probably because in Hell's standards, she was likely one of the most beautiful and attractive creatures in the entire realm. Which would of course happen when you are the God of Beauty.
So she had to use a bit of her power to get them to lay off a little, but not enough to make people not want to approach her. She was walking through the streets of Hell to both explore, and meet some of the denizens of Hell.
She wanted to see more of what the people were like, if there were others that were trying to improve as a person, if there wasn't just Charlie and her little posse that was trying to make themselves better (excluding Alastor of course).
She had yet to see a single person that was like that.
But she did know of at least one other person out there that was trying to be good, and was actually a pretty decent person for Hells standards.
And that was a member of "IMP" or "Immediate Murder Professionals" and that was Moxxie, an Imp that was in a relationship with his...interesting girlfriend, Millie. Millie was basically the opposite of him, and was...well, kind of nuts. Not to the level of Niffty, not even close, but she was also not mentally the most sane person.
She really liked kissing.
And sex.
Sex with Moxxie, more specifically.
Lucifer wasn't entirely sure where the I.M.P building was, but she hoped to see it eventually. Partially because she was interested in seeing the others from the second main show of this universe. But also because she knew that Beatrix's favorite character in the entire verse was in that building.
Loona.
Beatrix never explained why she liked her so much, but Lucifer had caught her several times now that watching clips of the hellhound, which gave Lucifer an idea as to the reason, but she wanted to confirm it in person.
The other major member of the I.M.P and the one who started the business, and the boss, was an imp named Blitzo. Blitzo...was also kind of fucking crazy, and really liked killing.
And sex.
Sort of like Millie, but arguably worse. He was in this...unique? Relationship with a Prince of Ars Goetia, Stolas.
The thing about that relationship that made it so unique was the fact that Stolas was...very married. And was married to a fellow Ars Goetia member, Stella. Their relationship was toxic as shit, and absolutely awful. So bad that Lucifer felt terribly for their daughter, Octavia.
Thankfully, while the two hated one another and fought constantly, they both deeply loved and cared for Octavia, so they usually did their best to keep her out of it. That did not mean she didn't hear it though. No, she heard it constantly, saw it constantly, and was pretty miserable because of it.
Borderline depressed.
Lucifer decided to help the girl out if they came across eachother. She wouldn't adopt her or anything, as Stolas truly did love his daughter more than anything. No, she just needed to get Stolas and Stella to improve themselves. For their daughter.
Lucifer stopped at a stall that was selling fried chicken. It was a rather interesting version of the food. Same to the normal, but it had new spices and other seasonings that could not be found in the mortal world, giving it this unique spicy and sweet taste. It kind of reminded her of Korean fried chicken, but even better.
And Korean fried chicken was really good.
She promptly found out from the shop owner what the different seasonings were, and she gave the man a big tip in return for it. She was tempted to ask for the recipe, but she imagined she could make something better with her own knowledge on cooking fried chicken.
She wondered if there was a God of Fried Chicken out there.
She'd have to find them, because it was one of her favorite meals. When done right at least.
Turning a corner with an ice cream cone in hand, Lucifer hummed a small toon as she stepped around bullets that began to whizz by. A chuckle leaving her.
"This area sure is rowdy" Lucifer said, a laugh leaving her as she effortlessly licked her ice cream cone and dodged the bullets that flew by her. Moving too fast for them to even come close to touching her.
"I wonder if insurance is a thing down here?" Lucifer asked herself, wondering how else people could repair their homes constantly.
"Ah, who am I kidding, insurance companies would be perfect for Hell" Lucifer said with a snort.
99% of insurance companies sucked ass, and a majority of them were pretty evil.
She imagined that there was quite a few insurance company CEO's that were down in hell. Probably rebuilding similar companies to take advantage of even more poor souls.
Either way, Lucifer began to make her way back to the Hotel, all the while, she wondered what her family was up to.
Hopefully nothing too insane.
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