Jump-Chan POV
I was just sipping an especially nice cup of coffee made with a new strain of divinity infused coffee beans, when I received a knock on her planar boundary. I knew that only a few of my friends knew of my location, still, I took all precautions. I opened a planar peephole and confirmed that it was indeed one of her good friends, the Planar Representation of Magical Advancement. She looked rather mad, so she let her in so she could vent.
PROMA stormed in, and immediately slammed her face onto my couch, and screamed into the pillow.
"I left them alone for 1200 years! Just 1200 YEARS! And the humans I left my witch-angel stand-ins to guide murdered almost all my witches! There aren't even enough of them to initiate Sodom and Gomorrah protocols! Divination indicates an absolute extinction of my witches within 12 years, followed by a swift human extinction by a half-witch boy!"
She repeatedly hammered her head into the pillow and then asked, "please tell me you have a solution in the form of a jumper!"
Before I could answer, she jolted up in surprise. "THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!" She snapped her fingers and then groaned.
I raised an eyebrow.
"I just rolled the world back by 3 minutes and froze it in time." she answered my unasked question. "The human king was just about to rape and then order his soldier to murder my favorite Ice-witch. In front of her apprentice who is a half-witch boy."
I grimaced.
"Please tell me you have a solution? Maybe a couple of highly powerful jumpers that can eradicate that version of humanity so I can start the fuck over?" she asked.
I shrugged. "Not for another few jumps. Maybe if they make the right choices, at most 3 and at least another jump once they finish the one they just started."
She sighed and nodded, "I can keep it frozen for another 50 years without any cost to myself, so that should be fine."
"So, tell me about your new Ju-"
Zack POV
Unaware of the fact that Jump-chan just locked in one of my future jumps in a hellhole with a hyper-aggressive evil humanity, I darted my eyes away from what I recognise as Nobara Kugisaki's ass as a satisfied looking Miu drops her Domain expansion and noticed our guest.
Who Immediately freezes and pulls out her weapons and prepares to attack what she must feel is a black hole of cursed energy that would blot-out a city.
As Miu's Battle aura and style-ki stop multiplying her cursed energy, and it returns to her internal store of energy. Miu gives her an amused look.
"Uhh…." Nobara states intelligently as she lowers her weapons and removes the cursed energy from her nails.
"Indeed. I have just murderized what needed to be murderized, and brought peace back to the city of Tokyo. You can thank me by going on a date with me and my boyfriend here." Miu smiled.
"Rain…check?" Nobara asked with a baffled look on her face.
Miu's smile was radiant. "I refuse. You, Me Zack, Date, now."
"Miu, that's seriously not how you ask someone out on a date. Also, since when was this even a possibility?!" I asked, "What? You don't want a harem of attractive women?! I know I do!"
"Wait! You're bisexual?!" I ask, surprised.
"I didn't tell you? Is that okay? I swear it'll just be me and you if you want but-"
I interrupt her before she can freak out with a hug. "Miu! Calm down, I actually think that's extremely hot! Just. Don't add any men. I am not Bisexual and have no plans to change that ever. I'm totally fine with more women though."
Miu slammed her mouth against mine and we kissed for what seemed like a long time. When we separated, I heard Nobara speak.
I turned my head to her as she said "C-can I just… go?" her face a furious crimson.
"NO!"/"Sure, Here's my number if you change your mind." Miu and I said at the same time.
"Miu, let the pretty lady make her own decisions."
Miu pouted but sighed.
We proceeded to move towards the sushi restaurant that we were going to eat at.
Only upon reaching the door did we notice that Nobara was trying to enter too.
"Are you following me?" Nobara asks, defensively. Clearly nervous.
"This is the best sushi restaurant i've eaten at in the city, you can't expect me not to want to eat here!" I answer, as Miu just smiles.
"Tell you what," Miu starts schemingly. "If you join us at the table, you can order whatever you want and we'll pay for it. Go wild."
Nobara freezes.
She then smirks. "I'll at least go to your wallet's funeral then."
"Boss! Table for three!" Nobara charges in and shouts.
Only for the place to be full.
She looked embarrassed, so I pull out two stacks of 1 million yen and gave the first stack to the least fortunate looking customer who was almost finished, and tossed the other one in the tip jar.
"Let's go! up and at em'! we're eating and you get a load of cash to cooperate!" The relatively lower-middle-class looking middle-aged man and woman take the cash and leave.
The boss of the establishment sends a few people to bus the table as fast as possible.
Looks at my suit and bows respectfully after noticing the ruby pin that Majima gave me.
"Young mistress, young master, Guest, please order whatever you want. What's in the tip jar can order the entire menu twice." I nod, and we begin to order while Nobara's eyes are massively wide.
"I'll have the Goddess selection Omakase" Miu obviously chooses the most expensive chefs choice boat. Which costs about 220000 yen, which if you are a filthy american like I used to be is about 1500 bucks.
I nod, and order the same thing.
It is Nobara's turn to order and her eyes are wide in shock.
I nod at her encouragingly and she says, "G-Goddess- uh- selection omakase."
In about 20 minutes a beautiful assortment of different rolls, hand-rolls, Mak rolls, sashimi, oshizushi, and Nigiri were placed in front of all of us.
In the end we had lots of leftovers.
Miu smiled happily.
Nobara had her eyes closed with a blissed out expression on her face that matched mine.
Who knew almost getting assassinated would lead to such nice company.
Nobara blush a bit when she asks,
"Can you buy me a bottle of sake, please?"
She isn't 21, but- we're literally working for the Tojo clan so, "Noticed our Tojo clan pins? I mean, we're criminal delinquents who just so happen to also be jujutsu sorcerers, so might as well add another misdemeanor." I answer and wave at the chef and he grabs an expensive jar of sake to pour.
"You and your girlfriend are delinquents? Like... you cause problems on purpose?" She asks, nervously.
All while taking a sip of sake.
"This is good sake. And you're... like, actual bad guys who do bad things? Or just regular delinquents who cause trouble?"
Miu nods and states, "We just do what's fun and make sure that the rules are followed. Nothing more than making sure the criminal underworld doesn't go too far. OH! you remember that news report on 'Doctor supreme theft ATM trademark' who keeps stealing all the contents of ATMs without damaging them while wearing a ridiculous rainbow colored doctors outfit and a rainbow beard and mustache? that was this idiot here."
I nod, looking embarrassed. "Yeah, I mean, it was funny at first, then they filled one with neon bankers ink."
She nods, "Oh, so you two are doing the whole 'do the bad things that are fun, but still follow the rules of morality and being a decent person when it's all said and done', type of thing? That makes sense actually... Wait, you're the criminal behind the rainbow doctor who steals ATMs without damaging them?"
I shrug, responding, "yeah, I mean, Hypothetically if there was one of those, that would have an extremely low probability of being me but there's an extremely infinitesimal chance that it's definitely me." I smirk.
She rolls her eyes, starting to look drunk.
"You're not even trying to hide the fact that you did it. At all. You and your girlfriend are really open about your... 'criminal' nature, huh?" she slurs the last part.
Miu goes to grab the bottle, looking worried. "Hey... I'm not that drunk, I can handle a bit more."
"You're really gonna wanna stop soon, I know you don't think that's alot of alcohol, but you should slow down." I state, after giving her a meaningful look after glancing at the proof mark.
She giggles, "Aw, come on, it's not like it's that much..."
I sigh, and prepare to handle a very drunk Nobara.
"What's the worst that can happen if I keep drinking?"
Frowning, I warn her "Just remember I warned you when you're waking up tomorrow."
"Hah, yeah, I won't blame anyone else when I wake up with the worst headache of my life... But, I'll worry about that later, I just wanna keep enjoying my sake." she states.
I shake my head as she goes momentarily cross eyed.
She starts talking about nonsense and then collapses.
I sigh, I guess we need to get her a hotel room.
Nobara Kugisaki POV
I groan from the hangover as I wake up in the comfortable bed.
"Oh... damn... my head... It feels like it's about to fall off...."
I get up, and look around the room. It's so nice, so fancy, so cozy. I take a moment to look at myself in the mirror to make sure that I'm fully intact.
"Huh, they didn't actually do anything."
That Miu girl seemed really thirsty and that Zack guy seemed to like my looks, but he was just going along with it.
I then notice the paper near the door, with a second paper over it.
I look over the bill, and my eyes widen at the price. Is it normal to pay so much for a hotel room?! But, the second piece of paper reassures me with the fact that the room has been paid already.
I check the pockets of my jacket, and find their phone numbers there, just like they were when we were at the restaurant.
I sigh, Maybe it won't be so bad to get to know the two better.
I blush, and go to check out.