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STILL Day 28
Jay wobbled out of his bedroom with Sammy and Pammy draped over his body, looking like they were either trying to drag him back to the bedroom or to get him to carry them back to the living room… but both ideas failed before he even got to the door, collapsing under their exhaustive weight.
"Oh, good, you're up." Said Jane, casually zipping up her winter clothes as she looked down at her brother, buried under sexy blonde PAWG girls.
"In a manner of speaking." Jay moaned, but Sammy and Pammy then stood up, hauling him up to his feet by an arm each. "What's going on?" he asked as she tucked her hair under a wool cap.
"We need to clear the roof. There's too much snow up there." She said, jerking her gloved thumb up towards the roof as Cammy, in her own winter clothes, approached with snow shovels.
"Oh… okay, I'll get dressed and help out," Jay said as Jane raised an eyebrow at him and his wobbly knees, after a couple of hours of sex with two gorgeous, literal fucking, insatiable blondes. She wasn't entirely sure of her brother's stability, and she didn't really want him going two stories and losing his footing.
"Nah, no need." She said, guiding him to the couch and putting him on it. Then clapping her hands onto the shoulders of Sammy and Pammy, who seemed surprised that she did so. "We got two spare superhumans who can do it." They both looked annoyed at the suggestion that they help, but then Jane added. "Ladies, you're going to have to earn your keep somehow, and having sex with my brother isn't enough." She seemed to disagree with that, but then Jane added. "Do you WANT to find out what camping in snow is like when the house collapses on us?" she asked calmly as the two visibly shivered… their smooth bare skin getting goosebumps as they thought about the cold.
"Come on, girls. We'll be done in no time." Declared their sister, handing them two snow shovels. "Come on. You can cuddle after a hard few hours of work." Cammy said as the twins pouted and didn't move. But then Jane wrapped her arms over their shoulders, pulling them closer and whispering.
"You know. Getting praised after doing a good job is a GREAT feeling…" she said as they seemed to think about it. "You want Jay to tell you what a GOOD JOB you two did, don't you? ESPECIALLY after that whole getting stuck in a snow wall thing." Sammy and Pammy seemed to process this information before they shouldered the shovels like rifles and saluted. "That's the spirit!" she then patted their glorious shorts-covered backside, "But you're going to want to cover up, or you're freezing your butts off."
Sammy and Pammy approached their sister, who handed them winter clothes. Jane turned to Jay. "…You're welcome." Jay nodded gratefully. "You relax, and we'll deal with the avalanche on the roof." Jay flopped on the couch, but after a moment of relaxing, the women of the house got dressed for hard outside work. He didn't really feel right in his bones as they marched outside to shovel away… So once they were outside, he got up, rolled up his sleeves, and headed into the kitchen.
"Alright, ladies," Jane said as Sammy, Pammy, and Cammy gazed up at the second floor of the house covered in snow. "I'm going to grab the ladder. Be right back." She said, shuffling through the snow to the side of the house as Cammy turned her attention back to the twins, who were staring up at the roof as if it offended them personally.
"Don't do anything extreme until Jane gets back." Cammy said, but Sammy started to walk backwards in the snow. Pammy turned around, and Cammy sighed resignedly. "Bugger."
Grabbing her snow shovel in both hands, she held it out like a hockey player trying to block a goon. Sammy rushed towards her as she knelt and, with a leap, Sammy landed on the solid wood of the shovel and was hurled into the air… doing a flip and landing on the roof smugly. She raised her shovel in triumph… showing off for the 'crowd' at her perfect land- "AH!?"
Suddenly her boots slipped, and she hit the roof with a crash, snow shifting over the edges and flopping off in front of Pammy and Cammy as the latter rolled her eyes. Pammy was briefly concerned until she saw Sammy raise her hand in the thumbs-up. Showing she was okay
Pammy then tapped on Cammy's shoulder, getting her older sister's attention as she sighed. "You could just wait for the ladder-" she began, but Pammy was already getting a running start. "Okay, we're doing this." Cammy grabbed her shovel, braced herself, and sent Pammy hurtling into the air as she landed next to her sister, who was standing back up. Pammy seemed pretty smug that she didn't randomly slip on the snow on the roof… so Sammy pushed her over. "Oof!"
"Not on the roof." Cammy snapped sternly as Pammy peeled her PAWG booty from the snow print she just made, and dueling with her sister with snow shovels like a scene from a particularly famous space opera. "Knock it off!" Cammy snapped as the shovels clanged together, and they locked eyes.
"…Are they dueling with snow shovels?" Jane asked, carrying the ladder and setting it up as she watched them go at it.
"Are you surprised?" Cammy asked as Jane shook her head.
"I guess to be fair, I'm more surprised that they even got up there without a ladder." She looked up at the clanging of shovels. "I shouldn't be that surprised, but I am. How did they get up there?"
"They jumped," Cammy said, before taking a few steps back and then LEAPING on her own to land on the roof. As Jane's mouth hung open, Cammy easily intervened with her own shovel. Giving the two a glare that would've frozen anyone else… but her sisters were used to it. Plus, they were wearing warm clothes, so the effect was lessened as far as Sammy and Pammy were concerned. "Is nobody going to use the ladder? Just me?" Jane mumbled before climbing up. She managed to reach the roof, seconds before the twins went FLYING over the edge and crashed into the snow. "Oh my god!" she looked down at them, looked dazed. "Are you two okay?!"
"They're fine." Declared Cammy, looking down at them with her shovel across her shoulders as the twins groaned. "They've dealt with worse." Cammy stared down at them. "Right?" Pammy and Sammy scowled, but they peeled themselves out of the snow. "Now get up here so we can get to work. Use the ladder." She replied, swinging the shovel like a conductor's baton. Or a fencer's rapier.
Sammy and Pammy pouted, but they clambered up the ladder, casually leaping onto the roof as Jane and Cammy shoveled snow off. It was hard, backbreaking labor, scooping piles of snow off the roof… for Jane. Cammy and the twins just seemed more bored than anything.
"Phew…" sighed Jane, leaning on her shovel and rubbing her lower back as Sammy and Pammy hurled shovels full of snow through the air like catapults, trying to outdistance each other to mixed results. "…How you girls are still so full of energy, I'll never know." She said as Cammy joined her, watching Sammy and Pammy go at it again.
"It's genetic." Said Cammy casually, "We can handle this if you want to go back inside."
"Hey, this is my house, I'm not so lazy to let my guests, who can jump to the second floor of it, scoop snow off the roof while I sit inside the nice… warm house." She paused, "…What was I getting at?" she asked as Cammy just smiled at her.
"It's fine if you want to go inside. I assure you." She said as Jane shook her head again, "It's the least we can do for intruding on your hospitality."
"What? Don't be silly, you're not intruding." Said Jane, "I LIKE having the company." She jerked her thumb towards the twins as they finished the west side of the house. "And those two are a riot."
"They are in fact a riot." Said Cammy sarcastically as Jane smiled and giggled.
"Come on, let's get to the northern side of the house. Sammy! Pammy!" they blinked at her. "Mind getting the garage?" they saluted as Jane and Cammy shifted, "With those two helping, this will be a breeze."
"…If they can stay on task, that's true." Said Cammy.
"Is your other sister like them?"
"NO! Thank god." Cammy laughed with an eye roll of her pretty blues. "…Decapre is a walk in the park compared to the gauntlet of combat those two can be." And Decapre has severe psychological scars, not just the physical ones.
"So you plan on introducing them?" asked Jane, "…Are you going to make it a surprise?"
"She is aware of them." Said Cammy cautiously, "We didn't want to just say 'we found more sisters' and drop them together." She paused, "Considering how they reacted when they first met ME, I can only imagine how stressful Decapre would be." She sighed and kept scooping, "To be perfectly frank, I think one of the reasons I'm so harsh on those two is because I expected them to be more like Decapre… but they're… well-"
"Cats? Horny cats?" Jane replied as Cammy nodded.
"…Yeah."
Sammy and Pammy, meanwhile, raced across the garage roof, scrapping and tossing away the snow as they competed once more. Snow flew everywhere as they all continued. "Hey girls!" Jay shouted, stepping out of the house. "I-SPLAT!" He was hit with a blast of soppy wet powder right to the face and went down on the deck with a groan. "Bleck…" he wiped it from his face to notice the looks of legitimate horror on Sammy and Pammy's pretty faces as they realized they hit Jay FULL ON with a facial... of snow. Jay blinked up at them, wiping snow from his face as Sammy then promptly handed her shovel to Pammy… who was already holding a shovel. So now she was holding two shovels as if that somehow made it DOUBLE likely she was the one that hit him with the wildly flying snow.
But they had been tossing it all over the place so violently that it could've been either of them, to be honest. But Sammy didn't help her case… But Jay let it slide off him, getting to his feet and dusting himself off. "Hey! I made dinner. Come down and let's eat."
"Dinner?" asked Jane at the mention of the word as she looked over the edge of the house at Jay. "…Did I have anything to cook?" A legitimate question since they had been snowed in and didn't know the contents of her fridge… There might be some Chinese food that's been in there so long it started a new civilization.
"You had some venison in the deep freeze, and you had cans of cream of mushroom…" said Jay casually, "I've made do. Come on, eat while it's hot." He said that as the twins jumped down from the roof, he had a minor panic attack. "Oh my… seriously?" he sighed as they smiled at him and Pammy dropped the two shovels and both twins grabbed him tightly and squeezed… of course, their clothes were freezing so it wasn't as comfortable as usual.
Jane and Cammy soon joined them, and they entered the warm house to the smells of savory stew… "Fantastic." Cammy declared, sitting down at the table as they all ate the meal Jay had cooked… Sammy and Pammy alternated between their mouths and Jay's mouth as they fed him.
"Girls… feed yourselves first." He mumbled as they poked his lips with their forks. Jane smirked at the sight.
"You know you should praise them. They worked hard with minimal chaos."
"Did they now?" Jay replied as the twins stopped trying to stuff him full of food and smiled at him like little 'angels'. He patted their blonde heads as Jane grinned as they swelled with pride. "Good work, girls."
"Jay cooked us a meal, and we don't have to worry about the roof caving in under the weight of a shit ton of snow." Jane summarized as Cammy chuckled.
"…Not that bad a day, all things considered." Cammy replied, "This is very good, by the way, Jay."
"Thanks…" he said as Sammy and Pammy promptly patted his head. He blinked at them, confused, but he again took it in stride. It was a weird start to the day, what with Sammy and Pammy trying to fight a wall of snow, but it did work out in the end.
"So… anyone up for another game of Catan?" asked Jane as Cammy frowned at her.
"Are you serious?" she asked as Sammy and Pammy grinned maliciously at their sister, slamming the box on the table as Sierra the Cat leaped onto Jay's lap, sticking her head over the edge of the table as he caressed her head.
"…Like you have anything better to do right now?" Jane asked as Cammy sighed.
"…You have me there."
End