[ Beside him, Cú Chulainn also unexpectedly got fired up, his gaze fixed tightly on the red race car, his face brimming with an expression of excitement intertwined with anticipation.
"The Gáe Bolg… It's just too handsome. I'm definitely going to win this race!"
Whether it was the streamlined body or that massive engine, it was absolutely the epitome of speed!
Compared to the bicycle and the kiddie ride next to him, he simply couldn't be luckier… He never expected that after being unlucky for so long, he would finally welcome a day of good fortune!
Although he still couldn't quite believe it, but… it seemed his days of suffering were over, and it was finally his time to wash away the shame.
GO, GÁE BOLG!! This time, I must snatch back all the humiliation I suffered before and grasp the glory of victory in my hands.
As for the final group, Illya and Berserker, they appeared a bit too special…
"Snap—" Illya was seen extending her hand and snapping her fingers.
After receiving Illya's command, Uncle B directly wrapped his arms around his own body, then squatted down on the ground.
Accompanied by a burst of mechanical clicking sounds, Uncle B instantly transformed from a Heroic Spirit into a massive tank-like vehicle, with a cannon even appearing at the mouth area.
"Berser—Car!"
At this moment, everyone was on the track, ready and waiting, staring intently at the red " 3- 3- 3" signal lights ahead, quietly awaiting the signal to start.
And Fujimura Taiga, acting as the host for the first time, also began interviewing the commentator, Kotomine Kirei: "Mr. Kotomine, I foresee a chaotic battle royal. Do you have any thoughts?"
"Neither the Mage's Association nor the Holy Church is flush with cash. I hope they can keep the scope of the destruction to a minimum." ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
Watching Uncle B transforming right there, people from other worlds silently rubbed their eyes, thinking they were seeing hallucinations.
This isn't scientific at all, nor is it magical, HEY—! Can someone explain how on earth this was achieved?
.....
〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline〜
In the 6th Singularity, Divine Realm of the Round Table: Camelot—
"Berserker… so it was actually Berser—Car, hey! Isn't this a bit too strong!"
Watching the transforming Heracles, Mordred began to doubt her own worldview, her body so shocked that she involuntarily stepped back.
This is the great hero of Greek mythology, Heracles, the God of Strength. Where did that pile of machinery and tires pop out from?
Thinking of this, Mordred felt dizzy… She couldn't take it anymore; she was almost too weak to even retort. That world was simply too bizarre!
She needed to watch her Father King riding the Lion "heroically" to calm down and recover some health!
〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜
Looking at the pile of bizarre race cars in front of her, Misaka Mikoto's mouth twitched slightly:
"I was wondering why the cars drawn were getting weirder and weirder. It turns out they ran out of budget!"
With the speed at which Fuyuki City burns down every few days, the budget has probably been paid out completely in compensation.
No wonder bicycles and toy kiddie rides were brought out. The most excessive part is not even providing a car—Berser—Car! That is the best proof.
"Onee-sama, from the moment Berserker transformed into Berser—Car and extended a cannon from his mouth, this race had already become unusual."
Kuroko's face was covered in black lines. At first, she thought it was a peaceful and serious racing competition, but now… she felt like she could already see Fuyuki City reduced to ruins.
.....
[ As the signal light turned from red to green, the curtain was thoroughly raised on this tense and exciting race! Immediately after, a shocking scene occurred.
Artoria, driving the kiddie ride Lion, was astonishingly fast, actually managing to keep pace with the convertible sports car driven by Tohsaka Rin!
"Charging to the front at super-high speed right now is… Lancer's Gáe Bolg!"
The rocket car driven by Cú Chulainn erupted with extreme speed, leaving everyone else behind in the dust: "Sorry about that! Watch me finish you all off in one breath!"
Cú Chulainn, feeling this unparalleled speed, was High beyond belief, shouting excitedly: "This is awesome! My Gáe Bolg, this speed feels absolutely amazing!"
"Hey… Archer… did you know?" Following behind him, Tohsaka Rin held the steering wheel with one hand, looking incredibly calm as she spoke placidly: "That rocket car… cannot turn, you know!"
As Tohsaka Rin's voice fell, the long front end of the Gáe Bolg smashed into the track's guardrail. Then, only a "Boom" was heard.
Following an explosion, flames instantly soared into the sky. The Gáe Bolg was blown into smithereens, and Cú Chulainn's figure disappeared without a trace.
Faced with the explosion ahead of her, Tohsaka Rin calmly drove her car, focusing purely on extreme elegance.
"Lancer died?!" Red A looked back at the explosion, dumbfounded, seemingly unable to process it yet. ]
[ .....]
『 Viewers of Countless World 』
"Brother Dog—HOW DID YOU DIE AGAIN!!"
Even the crowd who were used to watching for amusement couldn't bear to look… Cursed, you are definitely cursed! Cú Chulainn!
.....
〜KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World〜
"Sigh… I feel like I could get along with him. We have common topics, after all."
Kazuma looked at Cú Chulainn on the screen with some pity in his eyes.
This unlucky child, why is he just like me, always dying from some accident? No… I feel like he's even unluckier than I am.
This Brother Dog was a respectable person in life… but alas, he's just a bit miserable. If it really doesn't work out, just forget about this broken cup. Isn't living well better?
〜Detective Conan World〜
"No way… that toy kiddie ride actually that fast?!"
Conan was so shocked that his glasses fell off. He felt his worldview was being reshaped.
Watching Artoria lock onto the second-place position while driving a toy kiddie ride, Conan was left completely bewildered in the wind.
This kiddie ride that costs 100 yen per coin actually keeps up with a sports car in speed? Even cheating should follow some basic laws!
Dad didn't teach me this kind of kiddie ride driving technique in Hawaii!
〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
"Hehe… I died again."
Cú Chulainn's eyes were hollow, his gaze unfocused. He slumped against the wall like he was broken:
"How many times has it been?"
I remember I'm not the God of Strength Heracles, so why does it feel like I'm going through the Twelve Labors?
He was certain now that the world was full of malice towards Lancers. He actually missed his Caster and Berserker versions a bit now; at least they weren't this miserable.
On the other side, Emiya Shirou's face was also pale. Don't misunderstand… he wasn't feeling sorry for Cú Chulainn, but for his own wallet.
"I don't know… if I can hold out!"
Raising one Saber was already expensive enough. Although that kiddie ride was fast, it seemed to burn money even faster!
〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline, Chaldea〜
"Pfft… cough cough."
Watching Cú Chulainn being blown to ashes, Da Vinci accidentally choked:
"So he really didn't know the rocket car couldn't turn!"
This unlucky child has been on the road of being persecuted without stopping.
She couldn't stand watching it anymore. If worst comes to worst, send your car over here, and I, the Universal Genius, will modify it for you. It'll be absolutely solid.
.....
[ Just then, Medea, who had already become a winner in life, drove Souichirou off the track: "I'll leave the Holy Grail matters to you, Sasaki!"
"Leave it to me!" Suddenly, Sasaki, driving a Suzuki truck loaded with heavy cargo, followed behind the cars of Tohsaka Rin and the others…
Sasaki, in a great mood, even had a cassette tape playing on loop in the truck, sighing with emotion: "The atmosphere in this truck is truly nostalgic."
Tohsaka Rin turned to look at the giant truck behind her, retorting: "Being locked in the temple all the time, his brain must be fried."
Just then, Artoria, driving the kiddie ride, also ran into a situation. Her speed dropped visibly to the naked eye: "It's no good, without money, the speed won't go up!"
Emiya Shirou revealed a look of horror: "My wallet has already fallen in battle!"
Then, with a "Bang," the slowed-down kiddie ride was ruthlessly rear-ended by Sasaki's big truck.
The kiddie ride Lion instantly lost its balance, flipping onto its side and crashing into the nearby barrier. She looked at the big truck ahead, face covered in dust and dirt: "Why! How did Assassin leave Ryuudou Temple?"
As the rear cargo box of the big truck driven by Sasaki slowly opened, everyone was shocked!
Red A broke out in a cold sweat: "He actually loaded the entire mountain gate onto the truck!"
Medea's catalyst for summoning Sasaki Kojirou, the mountain gate, could actually be used like this! ]
[ .....]
『 Viewers of Countless World 』
"HOLY CRAP—! You're trying too hard, Gatekeeper Grandpa!"
People from other worlds stared dumbfounded at Sasaki, who had moved the entire mountain gate onto the truck, forcibly turning a cargo truck into an RV, and an Earth-bound Spirit into a Mobile Earth-bound Spirit!
.....
〜Type-Moon World, Kaleid liner Prisma Illya Wordline〜
Illya looked at the miraculous operation before her, not knowing whether to laugh or cry:
"Dragging the mountain gate along…"
Participating in a race and bringing the whole house along—it really is literally "dragging the family"!
So you also have the posture of Wang Teng? As long as you carry the mountain gate on your back, you stand invincible, right?
Magical Ruby, having waited with anticipation for a long time without seeing Illya's figure in the video, was suddenly confused:
"Speaking of which, where did Illya go?"
Berser—Car was also nowhere to be seen. They were clearly the most eye-catching pair, yet it felt like there was no movement from them.
"Since the car was transformed from Berserker, maybe there was some problem."
Miyu silently took the coins out of her pocket and stuffed them into her piggy bank.
In case the situation on the screen happens, Onii-chan might need them!
〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
"Speed won't go up without inserting coins… What, what a realistic kiddie ride!"
Emiya Shirou looked at the screen with a twitching mouth. You can't play without whaling, is that it?
Beside him, Artoria had a very serious face:
"Shirou, I think it is very necessary for you to stockpile more coins! Otherwise, my Lion will be scrapped."
"Oh, okay…"
Emiya Shirou's face was a bit stiff as he touched his pocket. It seemed Saber really liked that lion-shaped kiddie ride.
He was now considering whether to buy a lion-shaped kiddie ride for Saber as well, since it was rare to see her so spirited.
However, Emiya Shirou's expression was conflicted. Due to the recent population explosion in the Emiya household, the food expenses alone had pushed his wallet to the brink of death.
It was bad enough that the wallet that had been with him for so long had never been full, and now it had lost a lot of weight. Did he really have the heart to watch it die in battle?
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(Author-san: After finishing the racing, I'll write the Grand Carnival, by the way. After that, let's tentatively settle on Isekai Quartet.)
( Translator-kun: Memes inserted here. ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
Readers: When will the Overlord, Rezero, and Tanya turn?
Author-san: What? We have that at home.
At home: Isekai Quartet )