Reborn as a K-Pop Trainee with a System
Chapter 17: Joon Tries to Escape (Fails Miserably)
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Previously on "Joon's Life is a Romantic Disaster":
Mirae exposed Joon online.
Minho posted a "protective" boyfriend pic.
The internet is now a warzone.
Joon just wants PEACE.
And now… he tries to run away.
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Joon's Master Plan to Escape This Nonsense
Step 1: Pack essentials. ✅
Step 2: Avoid all stalkers. ✅
Step 3: Disappear into the countryside and become a potato farmer. ✅???
Joon, looking at his reflection: "I was meant for a simple life."
Ding! [Mission Alert!]
🚨 [Warning: Attempting to escape will trigger Fate's Wrath!]
💀 [Penalty: -1000 Luck Points + Public Embarrassment!]
Joon: "…PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT?!"
System: "It's you. Did you think you'd escape quietly?"
Joon: "Fair point."
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Meanwhile, the Internet is in CHAOS
🔥 [#MiraeVsMinho #JoonTriangle] still trending!
"Minho is winning. He has the boyfriend vibes."
"Mirae is unhinged but iconic."
"Joon is literally trying to quit life."
Joon, sighing: "At least they understand me."
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The Great Escape (That Fails Instantly)
Joon tiptoed out of the dorm.
Security Guard: "Sir, where are you going?"
Joon: "…To buy milk."
Security Guard: "You're carrying a suitcase."
Joon: "It's a very BIG milk carton."
Security Guard: "…"
Joon, internally: "He's not buying it."
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Minho Catches Him
Minho appeared out of nowhere.
Minho: "Going somewhere?"
Joon: "AHH—NO. DEFINITELY NOT."
Minho: "…"
Minho: "Are you running away?"
Joon, sweating: "PFFT. NO. WHY WOULD I—"
Minho, grabbing Joon's suitcase and opening it.
Minho: "You packed instant noodles, a toothbrush, and a rock??"
Joon: "THAT ROCK HAS SENTIMENTAL VALUE!"
Minho, sighing: "You're an idiot."
Joon: "Thanks. Now let me go."
Minho, smirking: "Nope."
He lifted Joon over his shoulder like a sack of rice.
Joon, kicking: "PUT ME DOWN, YOU CAVEMAN!"
Minho, walking away: "Nah. You're mine now."
Joon: "I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS."
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Mirae's Next Move
Meanwhile, Mirae was cooking up another scheme.
Mirae: "If I can't have Joon, NO ONE CAN."
Her assistant: "…That sounds a little murder-y."
Mirae: "Good."
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Ding! [New Mission Unlocked: Escape Minho's Kidnapping!]
💀 [Failure: Accept Your Fate as Minho's Prisoner]
Joon, still over Minho's shoulder: "SO I'M JUST A HOSTAGE NOW?!"
Minho, smirking: "Yep."
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Next Chapter Teasers:
🔥 Joon is held hostage (by Minho's possessiveness).
🔥 Mirae's NEW SCHEME goes viral.
🔥 Joon's sanity levels hit an all-time low.
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A/N:
Joon really thought he could run… but Minho is BUILT DIFFERENT. What do you think Mirae's next move will be? LET ME KNOW!