"Seriously, there's not a single rune left. They're completely gone," Kai said seriously while looking at Kanna, who was lifting her shirt.
"Really? I mean, it looks normal to me?" Reito asked, confused.
"Have you ever seen her with literally zero clothes on, you idiot?" Baron raised an eyebrow at Reito.
"Umm… can you two get lost? I'm lifting my shirt for Kai to see, not you guys," Kanna shot them a pissed-off look.
"Alright, I've looked enough." Kai scratched his head, stared at her stomach for a moment…
…and pinched it.
"Kyahh! W-What are you doing?!" Kanna turned tomato-red, stammering at him.
"It just looks so pinchable, right guys?" Kai asked the other two.
'This dude's straight-up groping a girl and feels zero shame?' Reito, Baron, and Alice all thought the exact same thing.
"Can you tell me what runes you used for the seals? I use rune magic too," Alice walked over and said.
"Ah… sure, it's like this…"
The two started discussing seriously. Since Kai didn't really know much about rune magic, he turned to the others.
"So, Doctor, Kanna's basically a nympho, right?"
"Ehh… hard to say, but I don't think so."
The doctor then pulled out a whiteboard and drew Goku.
"For example: Goku is a Saiyan. Saiyans are naturally very aggressive, ruthless, and pride-obsessed, but Goku only really shows the aggressive part — and even then, he's way gentler than most. Know why?"
"I know, Sensei!" Teacher Tyler raised his hand like a kid in class.
"Go ahead, my disciple." The doctor suddenly put on a straw hat, red outfit, squinted eyes, and pointed at Tyler with chopsticks.
"It's because Goku doesn't like weaklings, so he's not interested! Only strong ones like cancer can make Goku get truly serious!"
What?
"Good job! You're completely wrong! You've brought shame to my face. Go home, burn incense, and dip boiled eggs in soy sauce!"
ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
"I-I'll answer, Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un!" Rocker raised his hand.
"That's North Korea, not South Korea. Fine, go ahead!"
"I'm not sure, but why is Goku standing behind the door like that?"
…Huh?
The doctor started sweating buckets, slowly turning around in fear.
Goku was standing right at the hospital door, staring at them seriously.
"Hey, I heard someone in here can beat cancer."
"We don't know anyone who can beat cancer, Mr. Goku."
"Oh okay. See ya!"
Goku vanished, and the doctor let out a huge sigh of relief.
"Holy hell, Goku jumpscare… Alright, seriously now: it's because Goku's true nature is kind. Even though he has Saiyan instincts, that doesn't mean he acts like a typical Saiyan."
"But Goku got hit on the head, right?" Aura raised an eyebrow.
"Well… Bardock, man. Bardock was a pure-blooded Saiyan, yet he still spared Granolah's mom and kid. That means even if Kanna has the Lust mark, it doesn't mean she's always horny 24/7. So she's definitely not a nympho."
"I'm curious if Kai would accept me if I stripped naked and crawled into his bed?" Kanna said quite loudly.
"…Well, she's a little nympho-ish, but definitely not the cheating kind — she's the loyal type!"
Nymphos come in two flavors now?
"Got it, everyone?" The doctor put the board away and looked around.
Most people seemed to understand, but Rocker clearly didn't.
"Sorry, Kai… I hid it from you… I'm a slutty virgin who gets super horny easily. You must be disgusted by me — I'm ugly inside and out…" Kanna looked at Kai and started crying.
Kai glanced around. Everyone was staring at him like: Go comfort her, dude.
"…Alright. You were born with that Lust mark, but it doesn't define your whole personality. You're way better than you think."
"No! I'm an ugly girl, I—"
"WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SHITTY SERVICE IS THIS?! YOU CALL THIS FACE 'PRETTY ENOUGH'?! I TOLD YOU TO FIX MY FACE, NOT TO STOP ME FROM GETTING SURGERY!!" A girl outside suddenly started yelling.
"Calm down, miss Koreanese. If you get more surgery, your face is gonna look super plastic! Korean guys already have small dicks — if you add that face on top, their dicks might just retract inside forever!"
"FUCK YOU! CALL THE MANAGER, I WANNA TALK!!"
"…Well, I might not be ugly, but I'm still a perverted woman obsessed with hot guys and ready to steal someone's boyfriend! Can you handle that?!" Kanna said, face full of sadness.
Wow. Beautiful, guy-obsessed, and homewrecker-ready. Terrifying combo.
"Kanna." Kai patted her shoulder, looking at her seriously.
"…What?"
"I don't care what kind of person you are, as long as you're not a full nympho, we're good!"
"Kai…"
Kanna immediately hugged him, face full of satisfaction.
T-That's it? Just like that? No character development arc, straight to the good ending??
Alice watched from nearby, genuinely speechless.
"Peak," Reito wiped away tears.
"Yea, it's actually peak," Baron also wiped tears.
"I'm crying right now… he's grown up…" Tyler was bawling, soaking his shirt.
"Truly a real man. He succeeded in making the girl stop asking any more killer questions," Rocker clapped.
Guys, he didn't even say anything that emotional.
Aura lay comfortably on her bed, sipping juice and chilling.
"By the way, there are some people outside who want to visit. Anyone know them so we can let them in?" the doctor asked.
"Oh, probably my colleagues!" Rocker stood up and went to open the door.
But unexpectedly, the moment he opened it — a massive crowd appeared.
From people in uniforms matching Rocker's, to nobles, and finally a plain-looking civilian woman with a simple face.
So many people. This room might not even fit them all.