SCP-682 – The Hard-to-Destroy Reptile.
The moment these words appeared, the previously buzzing multiversal chat group fell silent.
What the hell was this thing?
Surely it couldn't just be… a lizard, right?
Those who had already dismissed the anomalies grew even more dismissive.
Even the undecided observers hesitated.
"An unkillable lizard? Sure, it might be immortal, but…
…it's still just a lizard, isn't it?"
The screen gave them no time to dwell on it.
The scene shifted—
A modern, bustling city district appeared.
Skyscrapers. Pristine streets. Artistic flower beds.
A peaceful sight—
Shattered by an explosion.
"AAAAHHH! HELP!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!"
Gunfire drowned out the screams of fleeing civilians.
BOOM!
Before anyone could react, a fireball erupted on-screen.
The audience was stunned.
Then—
ROOOAAAR!!!
A bestial, wrathful roar tore through the flames.
Every viewer's heart skipped a beat.
Was that—?
No time to think.
A massive black shadow lunged out of the fire.
THUD!
An armored SWAT van was flipped like a toy.
SCREECH!
Its reinforced alloy plating ripped like paper under razor-sharp claws.
SPLAT!
A driver was yanked out mid-scream—
—and bisected before he could make a sound.
ROOOAAAR!!!
Another roar. Sonic waves kicked up dust.
Now, the creature was fully visible.
A nightmare fusion of crocodile and lizard.
Five meters tall. Muscles coiled like steel cables.
Dark, jagged scales armored its entire body—
—bullet impacts left only white scratches.
A gaping maw lined with rows of jagged teeth, still dripping blood and flesh.
And its eyes—
Dozens of them, scattered across its skull, burning with rage, madness, and pure hatred.
Just one glance made viewers feel like prey.
Primordial fear kicked in.
The chat, once lively, froze.
Then—
Exploded.
"HOLY SHIT! YOU CALL THAT A 'LITTLE LIZARD'?!"
"JESUS! IT LOOKED AT ME AND MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY!"
"SO THE AGENTS HAVE TO CONTAIN THIS THING?!"
"RIP to those guys. Praying for them."
The moment SCP-682 appeared, every dismissive viewer got humbled.
This was no "little lizard."
Ghost Blows Out the Candle Universe
"Damn! So the foreigners got monsters like this too?"
Fatty Wang yelled as he caught up with Hu Bayi's group.
"Old Jin, even their lizards are cultivating into demons!"
"Hey, Lao Hu, which grave-robbing sect is this 'SCP Foundation' from?"
The Outcast Universe – Dragon Tiger Mountain
Zhang Zhiling, the Heavenly Master, stood with his hands behind his back, eyes locked on the screen.
When SCP-682's monstrous form appeared, he exhaled deeply.
"Who knows if this is a blessing… or a curse?"
Marvel Universe – S.H.I.E.L.D.
Nick Fury's eye narrowed.
SCP-682 was stronger than expected.
The Avengers were already arguing.
"Wow, its scales can tank most firearms," Natasha mused, impressed despite herself.
Clearly, this thing was beyond her pay grade.
"Pfft. Just a big lizard. One repulsor blast and it's toast," Tony Stark scoffed, legs crossed.
Steve Rogers smirked. "Let's hope Deadpool's got God on speed dial."
Unconsciously, they'd already shifted—
What they'd dismissed as a joke was now a legitimate threat.
Honkai: Star Rail Universe – Herta Space Station
Researchers buzzed as the monster rampaged on-screen.
Even Herta's puppet looked intrigued.
"Hm. Similar to a Curio… Immense strength, disproportionate speed, extreme durability, rapid regeneration… Wait, is it growing larger? Adaptive evolution?"
Her interest grew.
"Fascinating. If given enough biomass… could it evolve infinitely?"
For the first time, the genius truly cared about these 'anomalies.'
Hunter x Hunter Universe – Phantom Troupe Hideout
The Spider rarely gathered in full.
Uvogin clenched his fists, eyes locked on SCP-682.
"That thing looks tough. Too bad I didn't get picked."
Naruto Universe
Obito Uchiha, mid-Fourth Shinobi War prep, barely glanced at the screen before losing interest.
Backrooms Universe – A-Sync Foundation
Researchers hadn't even processed the Summons when SCP-682 appeared.
"Is that an entity?"
"Extreme hostility toward humans—confirmed hostile!"
"Critical breach protocols didn't trigger. Could be an unknown level…"
As debates raged across realities—
The screen darkened.
Two lines appeared.
[Agents Deployed!]
[Containment Begins!]
A ripple distorted the screen.
Then—
The two 'agents' stepped into view.
"Hello, I'm Saitama, from—"
Deadpool cut him off with a gasp.
"WOW! I'm in another universe?! And being watched by EVERYONE?!"
In his orange jumpsuit, he clutched his face like a Oscar-winning actress.
"Mom! Are you watching? I'm on TV! Shoutout to—uh—SCP Foundation! Thanks for the opportu—WHAT THE F—?!"
ROOOAAAR!!!
SCP-682's roar shook the air.
Deadpool's expression flipped.
"Oh come ON! I signed up to wrangle a 'little lizard,' NOT THIS!"