Warning, this omake is centered around a Netori love story between Ritsuka and Kriemhild. Vanilla Kriemhild x Siegfried fans, you have been warned.
I will be writing CANON Kream x Siegfried smut in the future, to make up for what I did here. No chappie this Sunday, so feel free to skip this and treat this week as a rest day for me if you are not a fan of this kind of story.
I still have a lot of work left to do for Septem.
Also, just thought I would let you guys know that the following pagebreak:
♥︎♥︎♥︎ = Smut start.
♡♡♡ = Smut end.
This is the transition I will use in my regular chapter too whenever that lewd shoe drops. Please give feedback on the lewds, It's my first time writing them.
Do you dislike or HATE that I wrote this omake? Well, you can send your comments of praise to the author of A Nascent Kaleidoscope, AStoryForOne.
He sparked the muse and has been feeding the flame for the last two months.
Also, while this omake is non-canon, I tried my best to make it as canon compliant as I possibly could.
Oh, and one more thing.
Happy Valentines Day everyone.
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In another world line, there exists a Ritsuka Fujimaru that never unlocked his chat powers. This version went through the same ordeals as the Ritsuka that awakened the powers of Twitch.
This is not just his story.
This story is also about a future version of Ritsuka Fujimaru, who does have twitch powers, receiving the fruit of his parallel self's hard labor.
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Novum Chaldea, 20XX
Ritsuka POV
[Narrator: And so, another day has passed in the halls of the Storm Border.
Ritsuka, Mash, and Rasputin are all headed towards the summoning room to summon a new recruit, for the upcoming Lostbelt in South America. Will our heroes, and Rasputin, find the allies they are looking for? Or will it be a new enemy?]
[Eite_NEET: @ NarratorBro, you're so fucking cringe. STFU. ]
"What's going on over there?" He asked, his ears perking up at the sound of yelling from down the hall.
"If I recall correctly, that noise is coming from Kriemhild and Siegfried's room." Mash said, looking a bit worried since the yelling was getting louder.
"Let's go check it out." He said, as he picked up the pace, while Mash and Rasputin followed close behind.
The closer they got, the clearer the argument got, and by the time they understood what kind of argument was taking place, it was too late to back out.
Berserker Kriemhild was pulling one of Siegfried's arms, while Rider Kriemhild was pulling on the other.
Poor Siegfried looked like he was in emotional and physical pain.
"Just give it up already, you hogged him all night! Now it's my turn. " Rider Kriemhild pulled, causing Siegfried to nearly tumble from the force.
He was quickly pulled back by his Berserker wife.
"Me? Hog Siegfried? Speak for yourself! You've been riding him for weeks, and last night was the only time I've had him all to myself."
"Can't we all just get along?" Siegfried tried to negotiate, but he was immediately silenced.
"NO." Both of his wives chided him, forcing him to keep his mouth shut.
His shark themed wife poked his chest, "we're bored with having threesomes Siegfried!!"
"Yeah! The novelty was fun the first dozen times, but the bread has turned stale. We want to go back to private, one-on-one intimacy again!" Kriemhild Berserker agreed.
Oof looks like Siegfried was being given a hard time by his twin wives.
"Ah, Master-san, good Morning" The voice of a young boy greeted them.
Sieg was standing awkwardly nearby, waving and smiling, but he could tell the boy was looking very uncomfortable by all this sex talk between his adoptive parents.
It still baffled him why his system gave him the username "Cardboard-Kun." Sure, he was not very emotive on a surface level, but he still had a personality that had only become more prominent as the years went by.
Sadly, changing usernames was impossible as always, so he was stuck as being Cardboard-kun for the foreseeable future.
His greeting had stopped the arguments and brought the trouple's attention.
All three of them said their good morning greetings.
"Morning guys, Sorry to interrupt your… discussion, but we heard yelling and came to investigate." He told them, the look of guilt immesiately fell on all their faces.
"Apologies, My Accomplice, we didn't mean to cause you worry." Berserker Kriemhild said.
"It is not befitting of a Young Villainess to cause such a commotion in public, so I apologize as well, Master." Rider Kriemhild said.
"I'm sorry for the trouble as well." Siegfried apologized despite the fact that he wasn't at fault for his wife's actions.
"We were headed to the summoning room-" Rasputin started to speak, but he was immediately cut off by Berserker Kriemhild.
"That's it!" The berserker exclaimed in realization.
'What?" Rider Kream asked, confused about her other self's sudden brain blast.
Berserker Kream turned to her Shark self, her eyes sparkling.
"I know how we can both get a turn with Siegfried at the same time without sharing!! We can summon another!!" She said, giddy at the mere idea of another copy of her husband.
Hearing this, Shark Kream's expression turned joyful, "a marvelous idea, Berserker me!"
"Thank you, Shark me! "
They both faced him simultaneously with an expectant look.
He shrugged, "I suppose we can aim for another Siegfried,"
He turned to Mash, and asked her what she thought.
"It wouldn't hurt to get another Siegfried." she was equally okay with this as he was.
Not that they even had a chance to choose who showed up.
After they summoned Siegfried the first time, something or someone intentionally interfered if they deliberately tried to rig the outcome of a summoning by using a catalyst, excluding Mash's shield, to get the servants they wanted. This usually took the form of the dreaded Mapo Tofu, which he still really enjoyed, or Black Keys.
This problem carried over to the present day, like a curse in some instances while a blessing in others.
They still had no idea what was causing the interference, but there wasn't much they could do about it.
Then it's settled!" Shark Kream lifted her finger at the ceiling, alongside her Berserker self, and pointed it down the hall.
"To the summoning room!" Both Kreams ran ahead, leaving the rest of them behind.
He and the others followed after, although at a much calmer pace, since the summoning room won't open unless he or Mash are present to unlock the room.
He walked closer to Siegfried, "Are you okay with that Siegfried? You're going to be sharing a Kream with another you."
"I am okay so long as Kriemhild is happy. I don't mind, Besides," He rubbed his hips, akin to an old man.
"I could use the help. Having two demanding, needy wives is not easy."
Preaching to the choir there, Siegfried.
While many of his Servants have declared themselves his "wife," none of them are actually married to him. He's tried to remain neutral in all this mess, because he knew all hell would break loose if he promised any of them a vow of matrimony.
But his polite deflections from committment hasn't stopped them all from having their way with him.
His hips have, at this point, become the toughest part of his body.
His poor pelvis has suffered so many cracks and fractures, that he no longer feels pain if it happens.
Yet, thanks to many of his servants who possess healing abilities or items, no lasting damage remained.
He is pretty sure if any normal human tried to punch him there, they would probably break their hand.
So much for being a normal human.
…He still regrets rejecting Romani's offers on harem management all those years ago.
He shook the negative thoughts away, "let's go then, we can't keep these two waiting for long," he told Siegfried and they both walked a bit faster towards the summoning room.
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He stood in front of Mash's shield like he has done many times before.
He reached to the Throne of Heroes. The three rings of light floated in the air.
The twin Kriemhilds, usually reserved about their feelings, were unable to hold their excitement when the sparkles of gold exploded from under the shield.
"Siegfried! Siegfried! Siegfried!"
The rings contracted and filled the room with light.
The light died down and… that's not Siegfried.
A young woman stood before them. Unlike the other Kriemhilds, her curly hair was cut shorter, as it only reached her shoulders.
It was also a striking white color. She was dressed in a frilly black blouse that was covered in frills, a corset at her waist and a medium length red skirt.
She had tall, black stockings, which were being held together by little ribbons. And her red shoes matched her dress.
She also wore a partial armored glove on her right hand. On her ring finger was a diamond wedding ring.
She opened her piercing yellow eyes, and his body shivered.
Why was he feeling so excited by her gaze?
"Servant, Alter Ego, Kriemhild has answered your summons."
The groans from the two Kriemhilds were perfectly timed, and were both equally as frustrated. Meanwhile, Siegfried stared at the new Kriemhild in awe, a blush on his face as he beheld the form of an alternate version of his wife.
His current twin wives were less enthused.
"Great, just what we needed, MORE competition." Berserker Kriemhild said with her palm on her face.
Rider Kriemhild, meanwhile, quickly got over her disappointment and got into a thinking pose.
"Its going to be hard… but I think we can make it work for the three of us."
Not wanting to keep the new recruit waiting, he greeted her. "Thank you for answering the summons. My name is Ritsuka Fujimaru. It's nice to meet you, Kriemhild Alter Ego."
A cute smile spread on her face, "you can call me Kriemhild if you wish."
He scratched his cheek, "that's going to be difficult, because we already have two other Kriemhilds."
Kriemhild Alter Ego glanced at the other two Kriemhilds, who were all glaring at her.
She didn't seem to find their displeasure concerning, "in that case, everyone else can call me Kriem Alter."
Her eyes landed on Siegfried, who stood up straighter. He raised a hand in greeting, but was too shy to speak up.
Damn, the guy was down bad for the new Kream.
He remembered the first time he summoned Siegfried. The guy never had a chance to speak his line because his wife punched him in the gut(although it was ineffective), which caused the contract forging to be delayed until after their reacquaintance
The same thing happened when he summoned Rider Kriemhild.
He remembered it clearly. As soon as Rider Kriemhild laid eyes on Siegfried, she ignored him, her summoner and potential master, in favor of glomping Siegfried while angrily biting his neck with her teeth.
And now history will repeat itself.
Everyone was expecting Alter Ego Kriemhild to react negatively to Siegfried.
To get angry.
To get lovey dovey with him.
But that never happened.
After meeting his gaze for a brief moment, she nodded in a respectful manner, then didn't pay him any more attention.
Her full attention was now centered exclusively on him.
A smile crept up her face. Then, she walked closer to him, a sway to her hips.
[I sense a disturbance in the force. ]
[That is not typical Kream behaviour. ]
Finally she got close to him, and he could smell the sweet perfume on her.
His face felt warm, "U-um… s-so, Kriemhild…" dammit why was he stuttering?
"Do you accept our contract?" he managed to say.
"Hm?" Kriemhild Alter looked at him like he asked something obvious.
"I already accepted the contract the very moment you summoned me. I'm just waiting for you to complete it."
"Oh uh, I see. My bad then. That's not really something that happens often."
Kriemhild Alter tilts her head, "so? Do you accept me?"
His heart started beating kind of fast. What was this feeling? Longing?
He opened his mouth, and the words slipped out before he could think.
"I do."
Her seductive smile turned joyful, and she raised her unarmored hand and placed her soft, delicate finger under his chin.
What was she-
Without giving him another chance to speak, she leaned in, and pressed her soft lips against his.
Everyone around them let out gasps of shock.
The intoxicating sweet scent of her perfume, her warm body pressed against his.
His mind was getting fuzzy from the overload the sensations, the situation, and who was doing this with him.
Their bond was forged, and immediately he felt the connection was strong. Stronger than any of his other servants when he first summoned them.
Heck, stronger than the majority of the servants he has formed a contract with since he joined Chaldea.
Something deep in his soul sung with sheer joy from the connection, as if it had been waiting eons for it to happen. He's never felt this way before.
Finally she pulled away, and his hand instinctively tried to grab her waist to prevent her from leaving, to keep the kiss going, but staring at the two cute vertical moles on her face was enough to snap him out of it.
Oh god.. what has he done?
He felt a soft, warm hand envelop his own. Kriemhild Alter Ego was holding his hand.
Then, she positioned herself next to him.
"K-Kriemhild, I um... think the contract has been sealed... "
"Indeed it has. " Kriem Alter confirmed, but she didn't let go of his hand.
He felt the pressure of many eyes land on him.
Crap, he had forgotten they were other people in the room.
His eyes landed on the two Kriemhilds, who were staring at them with mouths agape in horror.
Sieg barely emoted any emotions on his face, but it was enough to tell that he was surprised. However, the reaction that hurt the most was of Siegfried, who was staring at them in resignation.
This was wrong. He had to say something.
"Um... Kriemhild... I don't think you should be holding my hand when Siegfried is right there." He tried to let go, but his body didn't listen to him.
"Why not? It's normal for a married couple to hold hands." Alter Ego Kriem said, and her words were enough to remove the stunlock from everyone in the room.
"M-Married?!! What is the meaning of this?!!" Rider Kreimhild demanded, but Kriem ignored her.
"Um… what do you mean?" He asked, unsure of what he heard was correct.
Kriemhild Alter smiled at him, "you heard me."
She leaned on his arm, her head resting on her shoulder, "you and I are husband and wife."
"W-What about Siegfried?"
She quickly glanced at the dumbfounded Siegfried, who was now holding a panicked looking Kriemhild in each arm.
"He seems like he has his hands full already." she focused on him again, "now stop worrying your cute little head so much silly, my eyes are only for you-."
Kriemhild Alter paused as her chat window appeared before her.
[GudakoBot: Welcome to the stream, {MrsFujimaru} ]
[GudakoBot: Waifu counter has been renamed: Hussy Counter. ]
[GudakoBot: Hussy Counter 203,730 ]
[HO SHEEET!!! IT'S LEGIT!! ]
[Meluko: :JetSeesFireBending Emote: ]
[OrochiMochiHime: ( ,,⩌'︿'⩌,,) ]
[PerfectlySaneHex:Hey!! No fair!! That's my title!!! Give it back you bitch!!]
[Fairy-Queenཐི༏ཋྀMorgan: I hate to agree with the parasocial parasite, but she's right. Unhand my husband, now. ]
"Hmm, strange. What is that floating orb and square?" Kriem Alter asked with furrowed brows.
"Wait, you don't know? Didn't you get the information from the system?"
Kriem Alter shook her head, "no. Not really…" she squinted her eyes to getva better look at the screen, "wait, is that Twitch?"
"Yeah, it is."
"Oh!" Her face lit up, "then in that case, I already know how to use this!"
"Huh, you do?"
"Well yes, a social media presence is mandatory for promoting a business in the future."
"… business?"
She stared into his eyes.
"Our family bakery."
His mind ground to a halt. A family bakery? Husband in wife?
"Are you-"
"From the future? Yes, I am. More specifically, I am a servant that settled down with you after the events of the Grand Order, the Lostbelts, and beyond.
I stayed behind to build a new life with you in the modern world."
He doesn't know how he should respond to that.
[ ( ° ロ°) ] x2346
[Best_Kohai-BB(MOD): No way… he did it… SENPAI GOT A HAPPY END AFTER COMPLETING THE NTR ROUTE!! ]
[Black_Beard: Master went for the Kream Route!! That's fucking hilarious!! ]
[TiaMama: Bad humanity. Stealing another man's wife is bad. ]
[Iᥫ᭡Rama: Master…. Kriemhild… I'm so disappointed in both of you. :Sad pikachu emote:]
[Fairy-Queenཐི༏ཋྀMorgan: @ Kream, @ Young_Villainess. I am disappointed in both of you. You both gave me your word you were not interested in My Husband, and now there's a homewrecker with YOUR FACES running around. ]
[Kream: I did NOTHING wrong Morgan Le Fay!! I still love Siegfried!! ]
[Young_Villainess: My Berserker self is right!! I too still love Siegfried!! You of all people have NO RIGHT to criticize us for what other versions of us do in other World Lines!!! ]
[IWannaShoveEveryoneUpMyAss: Ara ara, Master is such a naughty boy. ]
A loud clap resounded across the walls of the summoning room.
"Hm, good enough for me. I now pronounce you husband and wife. May you two live a joyful life with many children, Mister and Missus Fujimaru." Rasputin said with a shit eating grin.
[PerfectlySaneHex: Shut the fuck up you fake priest!! ]
[Burning_Jealousy: Take those vows back, NOW. ]
[Fake_Priest: Cosmos Denied. ]
Both Kriemhilds, alongside Mash, directed their displeasure at the man, but being the man Rasputin was, their displeasure brought him joy.
"I think I'm going to call off the summoning session early today. We need to go talk with Da Vinki about-"
His stomach growled.
"Oh, you started a summoning session before breakfast? That's no good My Love. Let's go eat first before we visit Da Vinci-chan."
Well, he was a bit hungry. So why not?
Kriem Alter firmly led him to the door, ignoring the other occupants in the room.
When they reached the automatic doors Kriem Alter suddenly stopped, made a finger gun gesture with her armored hand, and aimed it at the door.
"Kriemhild what are you-"
The doors opened.
A small, black and white figure rushed toward them, or rather, it was gunning for Kriem Alter.
The ring gem on Kriem Alter's partial glove glowed and the energy transferred to the tip of her index finger.
"Bang."
A bullet of magical energy hit the figure dead on.
"Guah!" the voice of Kiyohime cried out.
The petite berserker crashed into the floor, her body ragged after taking a direct attack from Kriem Alter.
"Let's go My Love, it's been a lifetime since I've had Chaldea's food."
She dragged him away from the defeated form of Kiyohime before he had a chance to help her.
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Her Accomplice was performing a dogeza in front of her.
"I'm sorry, Kriemhild!!" It was not my intention to force myself on you!!"
She sighed, what a mess.
Once they had completed the Orleans singularity, she had offered to take Her Accomplice to his room after he collapsed in the rayshift room.
She expected to leave him in his bed so he could rest, but she never expected her to drag her into his bed and use her as a body pillow.
"It cannot be helped My Accomplice, you were unconscious and your body was merely reaching out for a woman's touch."
"B-But!"
"Just let it go, it happened and you had no control. End of story, now please stop bowing. It's unbefitting of you."
He sat up straight, although hesitantly. His eyes were wandering over her body.
It was only natural, she had taken off her dress and was only wearing small clothes after he claimed her body for the night.
He noticed that she had caught him staring and opened his mouth to apologize, but she stopped him.
"If the next words that come out of your mouth are "sorry" I'll make you regret it."
"Okay… so what now?"
"I don't know, that depends on you, My Accomplice."
She stared into his eyes.
"Willing or not, the fact of the matter is, you and I shared skinship last night. "
Her Accomplice blushed.
She sighed, "good grief, to manhandle and use me in such a way, you truly are starve touched aren't you, My Accomplice?"
"I um… yeah, I am. "
"Then it's settled, from now on I shall join you in your bedroom and sleep with you."
His eyes bulged from his skull but she clarified.
"Excited aren't we? Well, don't get too excited now, I said the word "sleep." No sex. No devious touching. That's it, that will be your reward for helping me achieve my vengeance, but this offer will end the moment Siegfried gets summoned. After that? No more. "
Her Accomplice looked hesitant.
She tilted her head, "you look disappointed. Were you hoping for more?"
"Ah. No it's not that, I just thought it would probably be better if we don't do that."
She furrowed her brows.
"Why? Is my body not good enough for you?"
"No! That's not what I meant!! You're a gorgeous woman, Kriemhild. But I feel bad for Siegfried. He's your husband, correct? So it'd be scummy for me to be sleeping with his wife even if it's only until he arrives."
Ah, of course Her Accomplice would think that way.
"Perhaps, however, it's a non-issue."
She placed a hand on her heart, "because no matter how much you or anyone else tries to woo me, there is only one person who has claimed my heart, and his name is Siegfried!"
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"Say aah"
"ah."
Kriem Alter delicately fed him a forkfull of scrambled chansey eggs and bacon.
It was delicious as always, but he was struggling to enjoy it.
There were dozens of eyes on them, but Kriem Alter paid them no mind as she continued to feed him.
[After spending years with Gudao, seeing him save humanity from incineration, to a destroyer of worlds, I have been losing hope that he would get a break.
But if what Kream Alter says is true… there's a light at the end of the tunnel. A happy end!! ]
[Da Vinki: And all it costs is one man getting his wife stolen from her. ]
[... we don't know that yet. I want to believe its still possible without, but we would have to ask what happened. ]
[Da Vinki donated 100 bits ]
["So... how did it happen?"]
Kriem Alter flinched at the noise, and sent a side-eye at the camera.
"What do you mean?" Kream Alter asked innocently, and that question was enough for Berserker Kream to slam the table, clattering the porcelain and silverware.
"What chat means, is how could you BETRAY Siegfried for another man?!!" Berserker Kream demanded.
"I did not betray Siegfried. Not at all."
"Liar!!" Berserker Kriemhild said.
Kriem Alter raised a brow then turned to Kiyohime.
Kiyohime grunted,"as much as I do not want for it to be the truth… Kriemhild Alter is not lying."
"N-No way…. She can't be telling the truth, she can't be." Rider Kream said, aghast.
"The truth hurts my other selves," Kream Alter said.
"How did you even manage to seduce My Lord? Kream barely had time to be with Siegfried due to becoming a dishwasher." Along the way, Chiyome had joined them for breakfast, she was very displeased by Kriem Alter's presence but said nothing, until now.
"Dishwasher?" Kream Alter asked with a tilt of her head.
"It was the punishment that Emiya demanded of Kriemhild when he helped us take Fafnir down all the way back in Orleans." Mash clarified.
Kriem Alter blinked, "you guys had Emiya back then?"
"You didn't?" he asked, confused.
Kream Alter shook her head, which surprised him, "back in my Chaldea, you actually summoned Saber Lancelot and Fuuma Kotarou all the way back in Fuyuki. Saber Lancelot came with us to Orleans, and he was the one who slayed Fafnir after I, or rather, the Kriemhild who rejected me, killed Siegfried."
That surprised a lot of people, many of whom turned to glare at the knight, who was trying to look small.
[DragoonRuleZ: KILL HIM!! ]
[Salter: With pleasure. ]
[Castoria: I'll make sure his death will be slow, and painful. ]
"How did My Lord summon Kotarou?" Chiyome's question took some of the heat from Lancelot, but it wasn't enough.
"My King!! Please! I apologize! But I have not-" Lancelot was gagged by Salter and dragged out of the room, followed by a few other angry Saber Faces, and a bunch of other female servants.
His cries of pain echoed in the background, but Kriem Alter, as well as everyone else, ignored him.
Kriemhild giggled, "oh, it was the cutest thing. He imitated a summoning technique from one of his favorite anime, and Kotarou appeared."
Kotarou, who was listening in on the conversation, cringed at that.
"Who did you guys summon?"
"Chiyome and Gareth." Mash answered, and Kream Alter's eyes turned to Chiyome.
Chiyome was now glaring at the Alter Ego as if she was her mortal enemy. Kriem Alter, meanwhile, just demurely smiled at the ninja.
"I see. So I take it that most of My Love's summons at the start of his journey were women?" Kream Alter asked.
"Yes, they were. Was it different for your Chaldea?" Mash asked, her complicated expression now replaced with curiosity.
"Yes, most of my Chaldea's early servants were men. So its it was only you, Kiyohime, and myself for most of the Grand Order incident."
[That explains a lot. ]
[Aw man. I would kill to have been in that Chaldea. A palace of hot, sexy men! Shame. ]
[Heart0f6old: No wonder Gudao went for the Kream route. His Chaldea was a sausage fest.And the only women available to woo was Mash(who didn't really understand love well at the time), Kiyohime (who, again, is 12 years old so not for lewding), and Kriemhild. ]
[That's still a horrible excuse. ]
[Heart0f6old: Not an excuse,it's an observation. ]
"You mentioned that you were rejected by Kriemhild…. What did you mean by that?"
Kriem Alter sighed, then she spoke in a soft voice, "normally, it's impossible for Kriemhild to fall in love with another man, since she deeply loves Siegfried."
She stared at the other Kriemhilds' eyes.
"However, my Ritsuka managed it. Kriemhild fell in love with Ritsuka Fujimaru, and against all odds, her love for him had managed to surpass Siegfried's.
That fact was too much for her mind to handle. So she cast away her feelings for Ritsuka to stay loyal to Siegfried.
Thus I was born."
Nearby, Melusine grunted in discomfort.
Kriem Alter took a sip of coffee, then exhaled in delight.
That was short lived, as she stared into the coffee mug with a somber expression, "when I was cast away, I was weak, barely even a shade of the woman that was Kriemhild. All she left me with were her memories, my feelings for Ritsuka, and Balmung.
But you know what? That was enough for me. So long as My Love was by my side, I wouldn't mind being such a pathetic existence.
So I decided to take up the mantle of a Kriemhild who decided to move on from the vengeance plot and live a happy life, away from the politics of Burgundy, so that I could marry Ritsuka Fujimaru."
She narrowed her eyes, "so don't go throwing infidelity accusations at me, because deep down, locked away in the deepest parts of our saint graph, an alter ego lies in wait as well. And you're afraid of that, that's why you reject me, even now. "
The table fell silent at that.
[User donated 100 bits ]
["Where was Siegfried in all of this? Surely if he was there, you wouldn't have been able to come into existence." ]
"Well, there's a simple answer to that."
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Ritsuka POV
Siegfried was refusing the summons.
That was the conclusion he, and everyone else in Chaldea had come to when he failed to show up during the summoning sessions.
Even when they used Kriemhild's Balmung as a catalyst, the result was the same.
Kriemhild never gave up hope, and she demanded they keep trying to summon him.
Bowl after bowl of Mapo Tofu came and went. And the longer Siegfried refused, the more desperate Kriemhild got.
"Siegfried, I know you can hear me. Why are you avoiding me? I thought you said you wanted to fight alongside me. I am here… so please… come to me."
Seeing Kriemhild in this state pissed him off.
Why the hell was that asshole not answering?!
Answer dammit!!
He sent his frustrated emotions at Siegfried, and the shield finally responded with three rings of light.
Unfortunately, the worst person who could have showed up at that moment, answered the call.
He was a man with light blue hair, and pointed elf ears, "Servant Saber, Hagen has answered your summons. Are you my Mast-"
Hagen's eyes widened in horror as a wave of killing intent crashed into him.
"Now hold on a moment Kriemhild, I-"
Hagen did not have a chance to finish his line as the heartbroken wife charged her noble phantasm, and beheaded the new recruit.
Hagen was spiritually weak against Kriemhild, so he died instantly.
In his head, he apologized to the man.
A loud thump reverberated across the room.
"Damn you Siegfried!! YOU LIAR!!"
"Kriemhild-san!! Please calm down!" Mash held back Kriemhild who was punching Mash's shield so hard, her hands were starting to bleed.
Finally after a while, she calmed down.
Kriemhild glared at the shield.
She growled and stormed off from the summoning room, leaving Ritsuka and Mash looking at her retreating form with concern.
…
Septem came and passed, and it was time to summon again.
For some reason, Hagen kept showing up, and each time, she killed him.
He managed to convince her not to kill Hagen so he wouldn't interfere with the summons, and she reluctantly agreed.
but this time, instead of Siegfried, it was instead a young boy with messy green hair.
"Servant, Caster, Sieg. Here to answer your summons."
Kriemhild stared at the boy with narrowed eyes.
She said he smelled like Siegfried, and demanded to know why.
He told her everything.
She understood everything he said, and forced him to stop calling himself Sieg.
His name was now "Hans Shmidt" from that moment on, but he stopped arguing about it after he found out about the situation.
Kriemhild clenched her fists, "I see, so you'd rather be the stupid hero that you always wanted to be rather than be with me huh?!"
She took Balmung from the summoning shield, no longer seeing a point in wasting her Master's summons.
"Fine. If that's how you want to play, then stay in the throne you lousy bastard."
Any subsequent summons after Sieg were, as always, nothing but bowls of Mapo tofu, or black keys.
Later, while walking by Kriemhild's room, he heard her sobbing.
His fists clenched, he had no idea what game Siegfried was playing but it stopped being funny a long time ago.
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"I see. So in your world, I never showed up." Siegfried's statement was an understatement. His alternate self really fucked up, but he can't throw stones from his glass house.
Because his other self was a bigger asshole that fucked up even worse.
"Exactly." Kriem Alter stated matter of factly, and that only caused his knot of guilt to tighten harder.
Sensing his discomfort, Kriem Alter placed her soft hand over his.
He hated that it brought him comfort… but he cannot place the blame on Kriem Alter. She was here because of him.
To deny her love and affection would be cruel.
SLAP.
Both of his wives suddenly slapped Siegfried in the face.
"You idiot!!" Berserker Kriemhild exclaimed.
"Why Siegfried!? Why would you leave me to be corrupted by another man?!!" Rider Kream demanded, then she blushed and looked at him nervously, "no offense Master."
"None taken." In fact, she should badmouth that other him more harshly.
"I might have an idea of what his reasons were but it would merely be a guess." Siegfried said.
Berserker Kriemhild scoffed, "knowing you, it was probably for some idiotic, heroic reason."
Siegfried didn't retort, and instead he spoke to Kriem Alter again, "but before I share my thoughts on the matter, I wish to know something. Did I still reunite with Kriemhild in Traum?"
Kriem Alter nodded, "yes, you two did. Although by that time, I had long accepted the mantle of Alter Ego and had been a part of the party that joined My Love to resolve that singularity."
"By any chance, how did that Kriemhild react to your presence?" Siegfried asked, although based on his face, he already knew the answer, he was just confirming.
"Poorly. But, you two managed to still have your happy moment and fought together until the very end. Though both of you vowed that you would never answer the call just before disappearing."
[That makes complete sense. Gudao of that world did meddle in their love lives. It would be stupid to want to be in the same place as him after what he did ]
[I mean, I guess it ended on a happy note, so it should all be good? ]
"Lastly…" Siegfried's voice suddenly turned stern, "did he treat you right? Were you happy?"
Kriem Alter smiled, "yes, he treated me very well. From the moment I came into reality, up until his death bed."
Siegfried smiled, "then I am okay with it. I do not trust any man aside from Master Ritsuka to take care of you. And considering all the stuff he's been through up until now, I am glad that he at least found happiness with someone, even if it was someone I loved."
His wives sighed at his declaration, then, his Rider wife spoke up.
"If Siegfried is fine with it, then I can tolerate it… I guess."
His Berserker wife; however, had a different idea, "
"I understand now. You're the feelings of infidelity that another me cast away given form huh?" Berserker Kream asked.
"In a nutshell, yes, but not really since you counted as a widow in that moment" Kriem Alter said, taking another sip of her coffee.
"Then in that case, the solution to the problem is simple."
"Hm?" Kriem Alter furrowed her brows in confusion.
"Since we agree we are not the same person, my pride refuses to acknowledge you as Kriemhild."
Berserker Kream pointed a finger at Kriem Alter, "which is why I am officially adopting you. You are now my cute, but rebellious daughter from another timeline!!"
[ShortShorts_QUEEN: Typical Kream.]
Kriem Alter recoiled in disgust, and her cutesy image slipped off, "hah? The fuck do you mean by that? I'm not your daughter, I'm-"
"Gretel." Berserker Kriemhild interrupted.
"Huh?"
"Your name is now Gretel. You are no longer allowed to call yourself Kriemhild."
She then set her sights on him, "and as for you mister. I will no longer refer to you as My Accomplice. It would be inappropriate for a mother-in-law to be so casual with her daughter's husband. So you will now be Son-In-Law."
A drop of sweat fell down his cheek, and he turned to Siegfried for help. But to his dismay, he was smirking at him.
Kriem Alter rubbed the bridge of her nose, "I don't have the energy to argue with you this early in the morning. If it makes you feel better, you can call me what you want, just don't expect me to answer you."
[Black_Beard: And now the NTR went full Fire Emblem. Nice, now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go play Nekopara. I need to wash the taste of this degeneracy out of my mouth. ]
Having had enough of the conversation, Kriem Alter returned her focus to him by cutting a piece of chansey egg and some more bacon.
Ping
Before Kriem Alter had a chance to lift her fork to his face, a magical shot of energy crashed into it.
The fork flew out of Kream Alter's hands and clattered to the floor.
Kream Alter's gleeful face fell into an unimpressed frown.
She turned to the direction where the blast came from.
There, clear as day, was Morgan le Fey, her own finger gun pointed at them.
She lowered her hand and stood up from her chair with a loud scrape.
Three other chair scrapes filled the room.
Barghest, Melusine, and Baobhan all stood up with their queen.
Morgan calmly walked toward their table, her heels clacking on the floor.
Three sets of heel clicks followed after..
[Uh oh. ]
The heel clicking stopped.
Morgan looked down at Kream Alter like ahe was a bug to be crushed beneath her feet.
Kream Alter meanwhile, just stared at her unimpressed.
"I was wondering when you would show yourself. You kept me waiting Morgan. To what do I owe the pleasure?"
Morgan's eyes narrowed. "you think you can just waltz into My Husband's life, declare yourself HIS wife from the future when his REAL wife is standing before you? You have lot of nerve, you damn homewrecker."
"Are you deaf? I know you can easily eavesdrop on us. I am no homewrecker, and I am HIS WIFE."
Morgan scoffed, "and my name is Merlin, the wizard of harrassing maidens. Do no attempt to fool me or yourself, you are just as much of a homewrecker as your progenitor was."
"You keep using that word, yet I do not believe you know what it means. I never wrecked any homes. Technically its the opposite, given how it was My Love who took me."
"I refuse to believe My Husband would stoop as low as to initiate adultery, you seductress."
With the smugness of a cat, Kriemhild Alter leaned in and asked: "Are you sure about that?"
Morgan didn't respond.
"Would you like to know Morgan? What "your husband" did back then?"
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Kriemhild POV
"Kriemhild… I think I know why Siegfried isn't answering the call."
"You do?!! What is it?! Tell me!!"
"...its me."
"Pardon?"
"I think I've been unintentionally sabotaging the summoning Kriemhild."
"Y-You? But how?"
Her apprentice pursed his lips, sighed then he straightens his back and stares into her eyes, "because…. I like you."
"...are you being serious?"
"Yes, I am. This is going to sound cliche but from the moment I laid eyes on you, I have been deeply in love with you." He looked down in shame, rubbing his arm.
"I do want you to summon Siegfried, he's a cool guy… and I really tried to convince him in my head… but I think subconsciously, I was hoping he never showed up so that I could spend more time with you."
"...when did you realize you were at fault for keeping me from him?"
He clenched his hands into fists.
"In Okeanos… when I was running away from Heracles.
Even when I was afraid of the sheer presence of that Greek Hero, my thoughts were never about my own life.
The only person I thought about at that moment was you.
That if I died, not only was I going to fail everyone I knew, but I would also regret that I would not be able to spend time with you anymore, regret that I never told you how I really felt.
I realized then that all this time, the one who's been unintentionally hurting you was me all this time.
I felt guilty.
So I threatened Siegfried that if he didn't show up, I was going to steal you away… and you know how it turned out. So I decided then and there that I would follow through with my promise, which is why I'm here."
She grit her teeth.
"So, what? You think that just because you're my master and that you helped me fulfill my vengence, that you can replace Siegfried? Well newsflash Master, I'll have you know I am still deeply in love with him!!"
"I know that. I can't, nor do I wish to replace Siegfried. To ask you to do so would not only be cruel of me, but it would also spit in the face of everything you have accomplished in your life."
"T-then... why did you confess? If you know how deeply entrenched Siegfried is in my heart!?"
"I truly do care about your happiness Kriemhild. Seeing your smile when Siegfried kissed you in Orleans… It made me happy." A somber expression fell on his face, "but it also hurt. I tried to be logical about it. I tried to tell myself that this was only natural since you were partners. That I was okay with you being with another man. That harboring such feelings for someone who already had another was wrong."
"I had forgotten in the moment… but love is not logical Kriemhild."
A warm feeling rushed to her cheeks.
No, it didn't.
She wasn't blushing.
Master continued to speak, "I know that confessing my love for you is a poor decision. That it will only make things more awkward between us and Siegfried when he gets summoned.... but I can't take it anymore!
I don't care that you will never look at me the way you do him. I just wanted to confess my feelings for you, because I want you to reject me. "
Reject him? Huh?!
"Because at least with rejection, I can heal. I don't want to spend months angsting about these feelings I have for you."
He pursed his lips, "if you want, I can even cancel our contract, right here, right now, that way you can return to the throne with Siegfried.
Just say the word, and I will accept whatever you say with grace and move on."
"..." for the first time, she was speechless. How could she respond to such a deep, emotional love confession?
She grabbed her Master by the collar and slammed him to the wall, the air leaving his weak human body.
"I- I deserved that."
'I want to kill him. He's just like Hagen. He took Siegfried from me!!'
'Don't. He's an idiot in love.'
'He wants to replace Siegfried!! I'LL KILL HIM!!'
'Siegfried hasn't answered our call. He could have easily arrived at any moment. Master admitted he would put away his own feelings for our happiness. He is NOT Hagen. He is not at all like him! '
'…'
'He was being sincere. Siegfried at fault. If he truly loved us, he should have answered the call!!'
"Um… Kriemhild, are you okay? You've been spacing out for the past five minutes."
She scoffs, then leans in close to his face.
Her sudden move froze him in place.
She closed her eyes and allowed his lips to touch hers.
His mouth was confused, given how his tongue movements resembled someone who got caught with their pants down.
Although it was a momentary reaction, as his tongue found its balance and tried to keep up by dancing ballet.
Too bad for him, it was a waltz.
Good grief, he sucks at french kissing.
Their lips parted, and when she opened her eyes, she could see his pupils were dilated, his cheeks flushed like he had just stepped out of a sauna.
"There. For your courage and bravery in confessing your love to a married berserker servant, your carrot."
"My carrot?"
"Yes. Your carrot, because I accept your feelings."
The dopey smile on his face was infuriating.
But cute.
She got closer to him, tracing her finger down his body, which was shivering from the excitement.
It intensified when her hand reached his crotch.
"Um… Kriemhild?"
"Shhh, hang on for just a moment Master, I have something special for you.~"
She gave him a seductive smile, which caused him to blush even brighter.
She gently pulled away.
Master looked confused, and disappointed, unsure of her actions.
She flexed her arm muscles and clenched her delicate hand into a fist.
BLAM.
"Gah!!"
Master let out a wheeze as her fist buried itself into his crotch.
His legs wobbled and he fell on his knees, then held his lower body in a fetal position.
"Ugh…"
She bent over, her long hair cascading over his face.
"That, my beloved Master, was the stick. I hope you enjoyed the sweetness of the carrot, because the pain of the stick is going to be your constant companion during this relationship."
She grabbed his hair, and pulled him so that he could see her.
"You want to stealmeaway from Siegfried? To make me your lover? Then prove to me that you can handle what I do to Siegfried.
If you somehow manage to impress me, maybe, just maybe, I'll give you a spot in my heart, above Altera."
She let go and stood back up, and smirked at his prone form, "and since you asked, I'll take you up on your offer to cancel our contract."
She scowled at him, "however, I'll give you four conditions that you MUST follow if you want me to stay with you.
She raised a finger, "Keep me satisfied. If you bore me, I am leaving you and Chaldea."
The second finger extended, "you're not allowed to build a harem or have a mistress while courting me. Show your devotion to me by only being with me. I'll extend the same courtesy to you, with one exception. You're a smart boy, so you should know who that exception is."
Three fingers were now extended, "Under absolutely NO circumstances are you allowed to badmouth Siegfried. If you belittle him to prop yourself up in some vain attempt to impress me, not only will I void our contract, but I will also kill you, the incineration of humanity be damned."
Finally, she raised the fourth, and last finger, "Should Siegfried show up in a later summoning, this little affair of ours is finished.
I'll stick around if Siegfried decides he wants to help, but you will NEVER be allowed to touch me, EVER AGAIN. You will also lose the privilege to look at me or even say my name outside missions. You will call me Berserker, and bear with it, because our relationship from that point on will only be master and servant.
If you do try, I will cut your lower head off.
So to reiterate: If you fail any of these conditions, consider our contract null and void.
Is that clear mister?"
"Y-yes…" Her Master wheezed.
She nodded in satisfaction.
"Good. Now, get up and get out. I don't want to see your pathetic face until later tonight."
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"And he did all that with no command seals." Kriem Alter finished her story.
The room was now looking at him with various looks of disappointment, resignation, awe, frustration, anger, and strangely enough, respect.
"That sounds like Senpai alright." Mash said with a deadpan.
"While that does sound exactly like something My Husband would do, Other versions of My Husband do not matter. What matters is, he is not yours. He's mine. You are a new recruit, your word holds no weight here.
The person you are manhandling is a completely different person, and he is already happily married, to me. So by declaring yourself his wife, you are, by definition, a homewrecker.'
He isn't married yet, but if he spoke now, he didn't think he would survive the fallout.
"You're right, he's not the Ritsuka that I fought alongside with, the Ritsuka who I built a life with. In Chaldea's eyes I am no different from Kiyohime, a delusional servant who projects her legend onto her master."
Kiyohime clicked her tongue.
"But there is something I have that places me above all of you. Something tangible. Proof.
Because unlike you lot, I can actually back up my words."
"Oh?" Morgan raised a brow.
Kream Alter smirked, "I met his family. Not through servant dreams, a simulation, or an illusion. In. Person."
She then brought out her phone, unlocked it, and tapped a few icons until she reached what she wanted.
"And I have the pictures to prove it."
She pointed the camera at Morgan, whose eyes widened in shock.
He couldn't see from this angle, so he opened his mini camera view on his chat screen.
What he saw was a picture of him, and Kriem Alter…. Taking a group photo with his parents, his aunt, and Gudako.
[Ouch. Kriem Alter used family photos. Itbwas super effective. ]
The room got colder. The tension had gotten so thick, that it was getting hard to breathe.
"As you can see, he introduced me to his parents, his aunt, and I even met Gudako. They welcomed me into the family with open arms."
Morgan's face scrunched up, the sheer jealousy oozing from every orifice.
Her knights, especially Melusine, were equally as angry.
A hand tried to confiscate the phone, but Kriem Alter easily took it before Melusine could.
Oh crap. Meluko is mad.
[Ranger75: Guys… I think Gudao's journey may have come to its end. Even with future knowledge, it won't mean much when Melusine vaporizes the peggy sue and everyone else with her. ]
"So what if you met his family? Its not that big of an achievement. Any of us can meet his parents, given enough time." Morgan said with a clipped tone. Although she was saying that, her body language told a different story.
[The copium is strong. ]
"You're right. Meeting the parents is a rather overdone trope. It doesn't mean much by itself."
Kriem Alter leaned in, "at least until children are added to the mix."
Morgan's eye twitched violently, "... how many?"
Kriemhild Alter's grin turned feral, "thirteen."
He nearly choked on his own saliva.
T-T-THIRTEEN CHILDREN?!!
[Lusamine_Aether: My loins recoiled upon hearing the number thirteen. ]
[IceCold-Melony361: She's earned my sincerest respect. ]
[Damn… they must have gotten really busy to make that many children. ]
[That's a lot of mouths to feed. How could Gudao afford that many in his country's economy, especially when he was struggling to find a job before due to his lack of experience outside simple labor? ]
[Lol, he definitely has a ton of experience now. ]
[IceCold-Melony361: Chaldea royalties probably. And he better. The poor young man has gone through so much, he deserves to live a long, happy life with a wife and children. ]
[They had a baker's dozen… what a coincidence. ]
[TiaMama: GRANDBABIES?!! ]
"GRANDBABIES?!!" Tiamat and Berserker Kriemhild stood up from their chairs at the same time, excited about the news.
Tiamat then proceeded to bulldoze past Morgan and the others, uncaring about anything besides knowing more about potential grandchildren.
"TELL ME MORE!!"
Kriem Alter smiled, "sure, and I can do you one better." She scrolled down the thousands of images, settled on one, opened it, and showed it to Tiamat.
The petite primordial goddess had stars in her eyes upon seeing the image.
She reached out to grab the phone, and unlike last time, Kriem Alter let her take it.
Tiamat began swiping, cooing at every image she saw. Berserker Kriemhild, Raikou, and Boudica were soon to follow. They leaned over Tiamat's shoulders to see the pictures.
He was tempted to look too.
But he decided not to.
It was better he didn't know.
He would rather choose to meet them when the time came.
Even if he wouldn't meet all of them, it was better this way.
"How is that possible? You're a servant!! How could you have gotten pregnant?! Servants can't get pregnant unless they incarnate or have special circumstances-"
Kriem Alter interrupted Morgan's rambling, and gave her the answer.
"Demeter gave me her blessings. So I am fully capable of getting pregnant, even as a servant."
"...." Morgan was left speechless for a brief moment, then she and everyone else in the cafeteria turned to Demeter, who just happily smiled and waved with both her hands.
"I've had enough!!"
Melusine exclaimed, she extended her natural weapon and pointed it at Kriem Alter.
"I challenge you to a duel, Kriemhild Alter!! For the right to mate, and have a happily ever after with Master!!"
Kriemhild Alter's smug smile turned feral, "I thought you'd never ask. I accept your challenge, My Eternal Rival."
Melusine narrowed her eyes, "no. You're not a rival. You are a pebble I must kick off the path I swore to walk with my Master."
"Um, friendly reminder: please do not fight inside the Storm Border. If you have beef, go fight outside please. Thank you." Captain Nemo said through the intercom.
Melusine scoffed, and made a "follow me" gesture to Kriem Alter with a tilt of her head.
Kriem Alter followed, and the rest of the servants, the nosy people they are, decided to go watch.
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Bleached Earth 20XX
Melusine POV
How dare she?
HOW DARE SHE?!!
Only she and her queen belonged to Master.
No one else.
Kriem Alter might be like her, but she has NO RIGHT to claim him!!
She's not just going to beat her, she's going to humiliate her.
She glared at the homewrecker, then brought out her natural weapons, and pointed them at Kriemhild, "en garde"
Her fist exploded in a violent light, and she lunged at the woman, aiming to cut off the arm that DARED to touch what belonged to her.
Kriem Alter, snug bitch that she was. reached behind her back and pulled out a metal club.
She shivered, something primal warning her of danger.
This sensation… It reminded her of the feeling she felt when Carmilla unleashed her noble phantasm.
No matter. She's beaten that bitch black and blue as well.
It means nothing compared to her.
To her surprise, Kriem Alter blocked the crippling blow.
She's much stronger than she gave her credit for, but it won't be enough.
She threw a punch, and another, and another.
Her draconic fury poured into every strike.
Yet, despite the speed and power she threw at her, Kriemhild Alter refused to crumble under her might.
She grit her teeth when she saw the smug bitch's smile widen as she managed to survive her onslaught.
"Is that all Melu-chan? I'm barely breaking a sweat."
I hate her.
I hate her.
I HATE HER.
"You want more? Fine. I'll give you more then."
She activated her skills, and her magical energy surged.
Kriem Alter retreated like a coward.
She took a deep breath and a pillar of magical energy reached for the sky.
"gggrrrrrrRRRRRRAAAAAA!!!!!"
The bleached dust around her swirled into a vortex around her body.
The ground shook and cracked under the sheer might of her superior magical energy.
Kriem Alter just stared at the scene impassively, her slutty red skirt flapping in the air.
When the energy finally abated, she had transformed into her ultimate self. Albion.
"I'M GOING TO SEND YOU TO OBLIVION!!"
She shot into the sky to gain altitude, she dove and headed straight towards the annoying red and black speck.
Kriem Alter pressed a button on her armored partial glove.
In a flash of light, the glove expanded into a red gauntlet, then it spread into a suit of red armor.
Melusine gasped as she saw the futuristic armor envelop Kriemhild Alter's body.
That armor… that's the same super advanced armor that Mysterious Heroine XX uses!!
Kriem Alter muttered something under her breath, and the club suddenly grew spikes of true ether.
Balmung?
She couldn't ponder it further, as in the blink of an eye, Kriem Alter's red armored form appeared before her, her metal club already midswing.
"I-Impossible…"
"Bonk."
That was the last thing she heard before the world went dark.
♥︎♥︎♥︎
Ritsuka POV
He closed the door behind himself, and the sweet, but haughty voice of Kriemhild reached his ears.
"You're early, quite desperate, aren't you?"
She was patiently standing nearby dressed in a black and red outfit.
Her arms were crossed.
"I meant what I said, Kriem, I'm not going to do half measures."
She scoffed "then stop talking and get over here, unless you've gotten cold feet already."
He wastes no time and calmly walks towards her.
With a snap of her fingers, Kriemhild's clothes glowed, and her red outfit vanished. She was now only wearing a black bra, panties, and stockings.
"I didn't want you wasting my time, fumbling around like an idiot trying to take off a complicated outfit from my era, so I dismissed them for you. But, the rest you will have to do on your own. "
He unbuttons his shirt and discards it on the floor, while doing the same to his belt and pants.
Only his underwear remained.
Kriemhild looked him over, unimpressed, but he didn't let that get to him, this was only the first night, he still had to prove himself.
"Is there anything you don't want me doing, a place you don't want touched, or-?"
"Anything is fine. Just make it feel good, if I don't like what you're doing, I'll kick you off of me."
Alright then.
They both walked towards the bed and got into their usual positions when sleeping at night.
She was laying in front of his body, their bodies facing the same direction.
Except, tonight, it's different.
He placed his hand on her shoulder, and she tensed.
Because tonight, rather than being a gentleman and keeping his hands to himself, he was going to let them wander.
His hands moved, and firmly caressed her body, feeling every curve of her body.
Her muscles felt high strung, which made sense since unlike other nights, she knew he was going to have sex with her.
But sex can wait, he was taking the moment to enjoy every inch of her.
He wanted to reassure her.
To show her that he didn't want to use her as a sex object.
That he wanted to love her.
It's been years since he's had sex, he felt nervous that he would fuck up in the moment.
But as soon as his hands felt her silky smooth skin, muscle memory took over.
Like he never went years without.
He did his best to find the areas where she felt the most comfortable, and stayed away where she didn't like.
Truth be told, it felt like he was navigating a minefield.
One wrong move, one bad touch, and he could end up getting kicked by those long, sexy, but dangerous legs.
The thrill of danger hardened his cock.
His inner demon screamed at him to push her, to make her his.
Its demands were quashed by the weight of his determination, a determination to show Kriemhild that he was worthy of her attention.
Her tense muscles relaxed as he started to get into the rhythm.
Using his hands was not enough, he slowly kissed her neck.
He could hear her breaths, she had gotten excited.
He kept up these techniques for a while, trying his best to not get into a predictable pattern, else risking the chance to bore her.
Finally, he decided to move onto the next prize.
He slowly worked his hands back up her body, until he reached her bra.
Muscle memory once again took over.
He unhooked her bra without effort.
Kriemhild was surprised by this, but she quickly recovered.
She got up from her prone position, sitting up so she could take off her bra properly.
The fabric was tossed aside, but she didn't lay back down.
An invitation.
One which he gladly took.
He sat up, and got closer to her.
Then, he slid his hands forward and gently cupped the underside of her breasts.
He didn't grab, nor did he squeeze.
He just enjoyed the softness of her breasts.
He didn't touch her nipples right away.
Instead, he caressed every part of her boobs, except her nipples.
He could feel her heartbeat in his hands.
Occasionally, he did give them a light squeeze, an action which quickened her heartbeat.
Then, after warming her breasts for a while, he decided to excite her nipples by occasionally brushing over them.
That elicited a soft moan each time he did so.
He knew not to overdo it, lest they go numb, and he gets kicked.
"Harder."
For the first time, she spoke, and he gladly obliged.
He increased the pressure of his squeezes.
Anything is fine…. So long as it feels good.
He lightly pinched her nipples and the effect was immediate.
"Oh fuck!" Kriemhild suddenly clasped her mouth.
He couldn't see her face, but it didn't take a lot to guess she was surprised.
A grin stretched over his face, but he quickly quashed it, not wanting to anger her.
He decided to be a bit more daring.
His hands moved south, towards her vagina.
A vagina that was dripping wet.
He carefully navigated the top of her moist underwear.
Despite the wetness, coating his middle finger with her fluids was not going to be enough.
He was going to need lubrication for what he was about to do next.
But first, he had to slowly massage her vagina, to get it warmed up in preparation for what he was going to do.
He slid his hand under her panties, and, his middle finger moving ever so slowly inside her lower lips.
He found the entrance of her vagina and slowly began to stimulate it.
Slowly, he opened the entrance of her vagina with the tip of his finger, then pulled out.
"Ah." She really seemed to like it.
Her moans of pleasure were a good sign he wasn't hurting her.
Gradually, his finger slid in deeper each time he pulled out, until finally, his finger was now firmly caressing the inside of her body.
Once he was in deep enough, he hooked his finger a bit to stimulate the spot where he believed he G-spot was.
No reaction.
Is it a bit closer to the entrance?
Nothing.
Deeper?
"Mm"
She reacted but not as much as he was expecting.
Perhaps her G-spot wasn't as sensitive?
Changing tactics, he straightened his finger and slowly moved towards his new target, the A-spot.
His whole finger was already deep inside her, but he found it.
As soon as he touched it, the moans returned.
He started out slow, then, he started to up the speed of stimulation.
Kriemhild's heartbeat got faster the faster he went.
He decided to speed up more, the wet noises that his fingering was now audibly noticeable.
"E-Enough."
He obeyed, and pulled his finger out of her body.
Her face was flushed, eyes now evaluating hik in a new light.
"I underestimated you. You have more experience than I expected."
He smiled, "I had a really good sex ed teacher."
He mentally thanked his aunt for the tips she gave him, even though her lessons were awkward, silly, and embarrassing at the time.
Those lessons proved their weight in gold when it was time to practice with Xochi, and now with Kriemhild.
"While I admit your foreplay is passable, that doesn't mean anything if you can't handle what I plan to do to you next."
Kriemhild took off her underwear, exposing her wet vagina to the cool air.
Using her superior strength and speed, she jumped on top of him.
He grunted as she straddled him.
She grinned at him, "you've had your fun, but now it's my turn."
She grinded her vagina over his shaft, lubricating it in preparation.
Then she used her hand to guide his penis to the entrance of her vagina.
She rubbed the tip all around her vagina's entrance.
He felt the tip of his penis brush the entrance, but each time, she didn't insert it.
The grin on her face told him she was enjoying seeing him get denied.
"You know, I'm a girl who likes it rough. As a servant, that means my standards for a strong man who can dominate me are even higher. "
She cruelly stopped moving, and instead just hung over his erection.
"Your height might leave me wanting, but your penis is right around Siegfried's size. Although I'd say his is still a bit bigger~"
His heart ached at the comparison, but he accepted it.
She giggled, and a shiver crawled up his spine.
"I'm going to fuck you now. Do try to stay alive won't you? It would be a shame if you died during the fun."
He gulped at her words, but took a deep breath, and exhaled.
Then, he locked eyes with her.
"Do your worst "
"If you insist, it was nice knowing you, Master~"
She positioned the tip of his penis over her entrance and pushed it inside, then pulled out.
She slowly repeated this motion, each time adding another centimeter.
Then, she pulled out, and paused, which confused him.
It was a feint.
She slammed her hips down on him, his penis penetrated deep inside her.
PLAP.
His dick felt warm.
The softness of her butt pressed down on his aching hips.
She started to bounce.
PLAP.
PLAP.
PLAP.
He did it! He was having sex with Kriemhild!!
PLAP.
PLAP.
PLAP.
Fuck!! This is amazing!!
PLAP.
PLAP.
PLAP.
Fuck this hurts!!
She wasn't holding back, she was seriously using her body as a sledgehammer against his body.
He realized, at that moment, that he may have gotten a little over his head.
But his heart helped him push through the pain, and endure.
While he treated every part of her body as if it were a fragile glass sculpture, Kriemild used his body like he was a toy, uncaring for his own pleasure and focusing on her own.
Any other man would have thought this was emasculating, but he was not other men.
Unlike them, he was actually having sex.
Despite being forced into this female dominant position, he still wanted to show her that he was determined to love her. So he let his hands continue to explore every inch of her body… at least where he could reach.
She kept pounding him over, and over again.
He lost track of time.
His hips had already gone numb from the pain.
He didn't know if he was being delirious from the lack of sleep or pain… but for a second, he could have sworn Krienhild's eyes glowed in a bright yellow.
Though he reasoned that was probably a trick of the light.
The pain sucked, but, he was here to love her, and love her he shall.
Suddenly, Kriemhild shivered and she let out a moan.
The walls of her vagina tensed, and a wet liquid flowed from within her.
She came.
And he needed to cum too, but she wasn't letting him move.
…She said anything was fine as long as it felt good.
….
Fuck it. I'm creaming her.
With reckless abandon, he grabbed her hips and pushed her down on his already numb, and probably broken, hips.
His penis twitched, and he released his loaded cum inside her.
To his relief, she let out a pleased gasp, rather than kick him.
She collapsed into his arms.
He embraced her lovingly and caressed her long hair.
"Not enough." he heard her whisper, in his ear.
"Give me more!"
She forced him into another female dominant position, and forced herself on him.
And while his spongy flesh cried in pain, his heart and soul sang in joy.
…
The next day, he woke up in his bed naked with a lightly snoring Kriemhild in his bed.
He tried to move, but a sharp pain in his pelvis stopped him from moving.
So he gave up and he looked to the ceiling.
There was no turning back from this.
He knew it was bad, objectively so. His mother would disapprove.
In the end, was it worth it?
Kriemhild shifted and was hugging him more tightly.
His ribs ached in protest, he was sure that he had broken a few bones… but seeing the woman he loved in his arms…
Totally Worth it.
♡♡♡
Kriem Alter POV
She clapped her hands free of dust.
Behind her was a pile of fainted servants.
[Damn. She wiped everyone out. ]
[I take it back. Kriem Alter x Gudao is now my OTP. ]
[SaberHATER: YOU HAVE ONE OF MY UNIVERSE'S ARMORS?! HOW?!! ]
She spotted the username "SaberHATER" and immediately knew who she was.
[MrsFujimaru: You gave it to me Sensei. ]
[SaberHATER: S-Sensei?!! ]
[MrsFujimaru: I gave up my ability to be in the saber class and my sword, in exchange for your tutelage. Without you, I would have never been able to defeat my husband's suitors. ]
[SaberHATER: I see… well my pupil, I am glad to see that you have grown powerful without the use of your detestable saber class. But I am curious, what happened to your ex-husband's balmung? ]
[MrsFujimaru: we turned it into scrap metal and reforged it into a club. ]
[Sumanai: O.O ]
[SaberHATER: The Horni Bat serves you well, Kriem Alter. I look forward to seeing you destroy your enemies. ]
She spotted He Love and nearly skipped towards him, but before she could, Morgan's spear stabbed the space between them.
She glared at Morgan, who matched her energy.
Morgan narrowed her eyes, "you may be strong, but your strength will not stop me from fighting you until the very end."
She sighed, then reached inside her suit and pulled out a jar.
Morgan let out a gasp of horror.
Because what she had in her hands was a jar of bugs, specifically caterpillars.
"Stand aside Morgan." she warned while holding out the jar towards her.
"N-No I will not."
She put her armored hand on the jar, and popped it open, the caterpillars inside scurrying faster as oxygen flooded their enclosure.
Morgan scowled and her weapon glowed brightly, however, in a blink, Kream Alter was already in front of her, the jar of caterpillars a diversion for the incoming fist to the gut.
"Guh!" Morgan crumpled to the ground, unconscious.
She looked at the remaining servants, who were staring at her with fear, admiration, or disbelief.
"Does anyone else care for a dance?"
Everyone shook their heads.
She let her armor vanish, and claimed her rightful spot next to Her Love, and kissed him on the cheek.
"I'm back My Love, that was a great workout!"
"I want to say you went too far… but since you didn't kill them, and were defending yourself, I will let it slide. Come on, let's go see Da Vinki."
She agreed and walked by him, while the other servants went out and started collecting the unconscious servants from the bleached earth to the infirmary.
They walk towards the Storm Border.
She took a moment to observe the bleached Earth.
Traum was already cleared here. Which only meant one thing.
A bubble of anxiety rising from her bowels as she came to realize what obstacle her poor Love was about to face.
What she was going to face.
The nightmare that haunted both of them, even as they were in their elder years.
The ORT Spider.
"Kriem Alter? You alright?"
Her Love's voice snapped her out of her funk, "I am fine."
Her Love was confused, but shrugged and continued walking.
It's all fine.
It will all be fine.
'Do not worry My Love. I promise that, no matter what, that nasty spider won't come anywhere near you.'
She patted the inside of her skirt, and to her relief, it was still there.
Her Black Barrel.
This time… it was going to be different.
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AN: Alright, time to answer everyone's burning question: Why didn't Siegfried answer the summons?
Because, he caught a glimpse of what kind of shit Ritsuka was going to go through during Ordeal Call.
He sensed Ritsuka's love for Kriemhild and didn't want to add to his suffering by denying him his crush.
So he allowed it.
He never accounted for Kriem Alter becoming a thing.
In crude terms, Siegfried is letting his dying friend fuck his wife.
BTW, This omake was PAAAINFUL to write. It started off as a joke when shitposting on discord, I was never planning on writing this, ever. Since Kriemhild and Siegfried are my OTP.
But it became a running gag in the server until I finally decided to give it a shot, as a writing challenge.
Those two months? It was all just me trying to figure out a justification for how it would be possible for Kriemhild to be with someone else.
Its not. Kriemhild is loyal, but for a Ritsuka with a crush, some pity from the husband, and lots of mapo tofu, its possible.
Hence why I literally had to make an OC servant, because, in my mind, this is the ONLY way someone can get their own Kriemhild.
Also, do not worry, while I wrote this out of spite, to show I could do it, the regular story will still be heavy on the vanilla.
If any of you loved the idea of Kriemhild Alter, you can take her and use her in your own works.
Also, sorry to break the news to everyone, but I won't be posting a normal chappie tomorrow. I spent waaay too much time on thyis after procastinating on it, so I am spent. I'm going to go binge watch the rest of the Lostbelts tomorrow.
I'm going to work on tommorrow's chappie whol heartedly, alongside the first Septem chapters.
Hopefully you guys enjoyed it, but if you didn't, its ok. This is non canon.
See you next week.