Episode 157: Because of scientific theory, cats and dogs cannot be together?
⟦ Wang Feng ⟧
" Leader of the Dog Planet People "
" Skill: Advancing Rock Wang " 』
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〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[ Oyama Mahiro (Onimai): "Good heavens, it feels like they just made up a name, but the real owner is standing right in front of them." ]
[ Umaru Doma (Himouto): "How miserable, running right into the person they targeted." ]
[ Seven (Scissor Seven): "Don't mention it. That's all black history." ]
[ Sakata Gintoki Sakata (Gintama) "Hahahahahaha! That guy is too pathetic." ]
[ Arataki Itto (Genshin Impact): "Whoa hahahahahaha! Exactly, exactly." ]
[ Kagura (Gintama): "....." ]
[ Kuki Shinobu (Genshin Impact): "....." ]
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『 "Why do you smell so strongly of humans?" Wang Feng stared at Seven, his eyes full of scrutiny.
"Could it be that you're not from the Dog Planet?" Wang Feng asked, filled with doubt and suspicion.
"Boss, I have a way to verify whether he's a Dog Planet person!" Wang Geliang, squatting nearby, suggested this.
"An old saying goes, a dog can't change its habit of eating that one thing!"
"If you're really a Dog Planet person, then immediately take a bite to prove it!"
Wang Geliang pointed directly at the fresh, steaming feces recently deposited by Wang Daidai on the side.
Seven witnessed this scene, feeling as if ten thousand stampeding alpacas were running through his heart.
"He can't possibly be serious, right?" Seven looked at the pile of fresh feces in horror, his face filled with shock.
"Hurry, eat it while it's hot!" Wang Geliang held the feces in his hand, his face etched with concern.
"You try a bite first." Seven stared at the item in Wang Geliang's hand and stated directly.
The moment his voice fell, Wang Geliang, without a word, actually took a bite right in front of Seven.
Seven's eyes widened. He watched the scene in disbelief, utterly unable to comprehend how this large yellow dog could eat the fresh feces without changing his expression.
"Hmm..." Seven pondered for a long time.
"What are you eating?!" Seven violently smeared the feces from Wang Geliang's hand onto his face.
Immediately, he kicked Wang Geliang away, followed by a backflip, landing handsomely.
He pulled a ball out of his pocket and threw it on the ground. The transformed Seven, now in human form, soared into the air, flipping three and a half times, extending two fingers directly toward Wang Feng's black eyes.
Completely unprepared, Wang Feng's sunglasses were instantly punctured by Seven's two fingers.
"Sorry, I'm actually an assassin!" Seven apologized to Wang Feng mid-air.
" Huh?" In an instant, Seven felt his fingers were tightly gripped by Wang Feng.
"Ow, ow, ow!" Snap! Seven cried out loudly, collapsing to his knees in pain.
"Wait! Shouldn't your eyes have been poked out by me?" Seven stood up, leaning his face close to Wang Feng's, asking in utter disbelief.
"These are my real eyes." Wang Feng pointed to the two tiny black dots on his face.
"I was wearing my sunglasses on my forehead just now." Wang Feng pointed to his own forehead, explaining. 』
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〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[ Paimon (Genshin Impact): "So, there's a setting like that?" ]
[ Eriri Spencer Sawamura (Saekano): "That was his forehead, and those two little dots were his eyes?" ]
[ Bai Xiaofei (Wo Jiao Bai Xiaofei): "That thing was actually his eye?" ]
[ Bulma (Dragon Ball): "So small..." ]
[ Frieren (Frieren Beyond Journey's End): "Tch..." ]
[ Conan Edogawa (Detective Conan): "If you hadn't mentioned it, I really wouldn't have noticed that those were his eyes." ]
[ Haibara Ai (Detective Conan): "+ 1..." ]
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『 "Why would they be designed like that?" Hearing Wang Feng's words, Seven froze as if the pause button had been pressed, his mind filled with questions, completely unable to understand why Wang Feng's eyes were so tiny.
Just then, the words "SNEAK ATTACK" seemed to appear out of thin air behind Seven!
Seven's other hand shot out toward Wang Feng's eyes.
But unexpectedly, Wang Feng seemed to be equipped with springs, and he grabbed Seven's two fingers again.
Crack! Went the sound.
"Ow!" Seven winced in pain, rolling on the ground like a punching bag.
"Who sent you?" Wang Feng demanded.
"As a professional assassin, I absolutely—" Seven, grimacing, climbed up, ready to declare his resolve, but the words were cut short.
Crack! once more.
Seven bent over, whimpering softly.
"Er! I'll talk! I'll talk! I'll only tell you, just you! Don't tell anyone else, okay!" Seven stared at Wang Feng, his eyes full of sincerity, and spoke.
"Actually!" As Seven spoke, he tried to repeat his old trick, attempting to poke Wang Feng's eyes with his other hand. But this time, Wang Feng seemed prepared.
He quickly grabbed both of Seven's hands, four fingers in total, and gently bent them outward...
"AIYYA!!!!" Seven dropped to his knees with a thud, tears streaming uncontrollably down his cheeks like broken pearls.
"Spare me! Spare me! I truly won't dare to do it again! Please let me live!"
"I really want to go home!"
Seven knelt, his face a mixture of pleading and tears.
"If you don't tell me who sent you, I'll..." Wang Feng tightly squeezed Seven's four fingers, attempting to force him into submission through intimidation.
But Seven wasn't the type to give up easily.
Seven suddenly kicked his legs out, his feet shooting straight toward Wang Feng's eyes at an unbelievable angle.
"I've been practicing yoga for months!" Seven looked smug, thinking his plan had succeeded.
But Wang Feng suddenly released his hands and instead grabbed his feet.
Snap! went the sound.
"Ow! Ow, ow, ow!" Seven's eyeballs seemed ready to pop out.
At this moment, Seven lay on the ground in despair, looking completely helpless, allowing Wang Feng to grab him by the collar.
"If you still won't talk, I'll..." Wang Feng tried to continue threatening Seven, but Seven suddenly raised his head, sticking out his tongue, which was a full twenty centimeters long, straight toward Wang Feng's eyes.
Wang Feng screamed and retreated repeatedly.
"As a professional assassin!"
"No matter what, I must poke out your dog's eyes!" Seven extended his now twisted fingers, shouting at the retreating Wang Feng.
Wang Feng's eyes immediately burst into flames of fury.
"This time, you've really made me angry!"
The moment the words left his mouth, Wang Feng's shirt sleeves abruptly ripped open. The four English letters "ROCK" tattooed on his chest were revealed, and at the same time, an electric guitar seemed to appear out of thin air in his hand.
Seven looked around, completely confused as to where the electric guitar came from.
As the music started, Wang Feng began to play the guitar.
In the midst of the fierce rock music, Seven was stunned by the deafening sound, unable to move.
Seven just managed to cover his head and try to resist, but Wang Feng had already swung the electric guitar, hitting him once, making him dizzy, and immediately followed up with another strike, sending Seven flying into the air.
Just as Seven was about to cry out in the air, Wang Feng soared up as well.
Seven stared blankly at the approaching Wang Feng, hurriedly pulling out the special small scissors made by Dai Bo from his pocket.
Before the scissors in his hand could even warm up, Wang Feng struck again with the guitar, knocking Seven's scissors away.
"Huh?" Seven looked at the scissors flying away to an unknown location, his face full of surprise.
"CLANG—!"
Behind Seven, the scissors heavily crashed onto the ground, making a sound.
Mid-air, Wang Feng held his guitar high, his gaze sharp, fixed on Seven below.
Wang Feng furiously swung the guitar, each strike filled with savage power and rhythm.
He continuously wielded the guitar, attacking Seven, every blow impacting Seven like a storm, continuing until the twenty-first strike.
At this moment, a flash of white light shone brightly on Wang Feng's guitar.
Just then, some scenes surfaced in Seven's mind.
A man wearing a bamboo hat stared coldly ahead, and the man wearing a cloak drew his blade.
Seven slowly closed his eyes.
Another scene appeared: a young Seven, his face covered in blood.
Amidst the flashing swords and shadows, blood and countless screaming heads flew. 』
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〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[ Dai Bo (Scissor Seven): "Is that... Ah Qi, too?" ]
[ Oyama Mahiro (Onimai): "Based on the trope, that should be his past, right? Didn't they say he had amnesia?" ]
[ Seven (Scissor Seven): "My past?" ]
[ Seven (Scissor Seven): "Wow! He looks so awesome! That's a real assassin!" ]
[ Conan Edogawa (Detective Conan): "This time, it doesn't look so funny." ]
[ Haibara Ai (Detective Conan): "What, are you scared?" ]
[ Conan Edogawa (Detective Conan): "No way!" ]
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『 Back to the present, Seven slowly opened his eyes. At first glance, his pupils were blood red.
The red-eyed Wang Feng used all his strength to bring the final strike down upon Seven.
"Pa—." Seven steadily caught Wang Feng's attack with his hand.
Wang Feng stared at Seven with bloodshot eyes, exerting every ounce of effort.
But the eyes Seven directed toward Wang Feng were filled with complete calm.
Seven exerted force with his hand, and the edge of the guitar instantly shattered!
Wang Feng retrieved his guitar in surprise.
At this moment, Seven joined two fingers together, and with a flash of the scissors, he cut Wang Feng's guitar into pieces!
Wang Feng looked at the broken guitar in his hand, slightly disbelieving.
Wang Feng looked at the smiling Seven, cold sweat breaking out on his back. The entire dog was so terrified by Seven's aura that he turned into a frightened, blue-furred puppy.
"Huh? What just happened?" Seven looked confused, examining his hand, still not understanding what had just transpired.
Wang Feng directly choked Seven's neck.
Wang Feng hardened his heart and violently slammed Seven onto the ground.
The ground cracked open.
Under Wang Feng's heavy pressure, Seven immediately rolled his eyes back.
"Ah ah ah ah ah!" Wang Feng bared his fangs, roaring maniacally at Seven on the ground.
When he saw the photo beneath Seven, he froze.
"Why do you have this photo?" Wang Feng picked up the photo and asked Seven.
"That's the pet dog I keep at home." Seven, sweating, casually tried to fool Wang Feng.
"Did Meow Kitty send you?" When Seven heard the name of his employer spoken directly by Wang Feng, his heart skipped a beat.
"Uh..." Seven was about to find an excuse to gloss over it.
"Back then, I was just a little stray dog singing on the street." Wang Feng held the photo and began to reminisce.
"Who wants to hear your past?" Seven immediately turned his head, looking disgusted.
The scene shifts
"She was a charming little kitten."
"She never missed a day, coming to listen to my songs."
"Soon, the sparks of love flew!"
As Wang Feng spoke, snippets of sweet scenes unfolded slowly in the flashback video.
"If your feelings change, I'll poke out your dog eyes."
The sun slowly set. In the depths of the alley, Meow Kitty leaned against Wang Feng's shoulder, speaking softly.
Now, the camera turns back to Seven.
Seven munched on popcorn, his ears filled with Wang Feng's narrative.
"Then you fell for someone else, and she hired me to teach you a lesson, targeting your eyes!" Seven threw a kernel of popcorn, and the nearby Wang Daidai instantly chased after it.
"I didn't fall for anyone else!" Hearing this, Wang Feng spun around, yelling loudly at Seven!
"The reason I left her was entirely that—" Wang Feng's tone was heavy as stone.
In the memory flashback
"According to Conan science—" Wang Feng was strolling down the street when he was suddenly drawn to a broadcast.
He stopped and leaned in to listen closely.
"Cats and dogs cannot have babies!"
"They are not even in the same species!"
The news shocked Wang Feng to his core, leaving him completely dumbfounded!
"Look at that little kitten, so endearing!" 』
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〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[ Haibara Ai (Detective Conan): "..." ]
[ Oyama Mihari (Onimai): "..." ]
[ Keqing (Genshin Impact): "..." ]
[ Shinomiya Kaguya (Love Is War): "It was just because of this reason that such a huge misunderstanding occurred?" ]
[ Keqing (Genshin Impact): "That is a completely unexpected explanation." ]
[ Keqing (Genshin Impact): "So, the other cat also turned hatred because of love?" ]
[ Yukinoshita Yukino (Oregairu): "Cats are still cuter." ]
[ Yukinoshita Haruno (Oregairu): "Hehe~" ]
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『 The camera changes.
Meow Kitty, cradling a kitten, turned to Wang Feng, who was standing behind her, and asked:
"How many kittens do you think we should raise in the future?"
"Oh, wait, no. If you follow a chicken, you should peck rice; if you follow a dog, you should bark! To be precise, we should be thinking about how many puppies we should have!"
Meow Kitty hugged the kitten. Hearing her words, Wang Feng shoved his hands into his pockets, his face clouded with worry.
"I left her, actually, for her own good." Wang Feng said with a heavy tone.
"Your melodramatic story is truly cliché!" Seven squatted on the ground, blocking Wang Daidai, who was still trying to eat popcorn, mercilessly complaining.
"But do you know? If you don't say it, the other person will never know your true feelings!" Seven shoved Wang Daidai away, stood up, and spoke bluntly to Wang Feng.
"Ah?" Wang Feng seemed to suddenly realize something, looking toward Seven.
Seven pulled a game console from his pocket.
"Do you think you're some tragic male lead? You blockhead!" Seven suddenly became serious, shouting at Wang Feng.
After mocking him, Seven threw down the game console. Amidst the smoke, his figure instantly disappeared.
"He ran away, woof woof woof!" Wang Daidai watched the escaping Seven and barked.
Unnoticed by anyone, a floor tile on the ground quietly opened an eye—it was Seven, transformed into a tile.
As Seven quickly escaped, Wang Feng stared at the photo in his hand, lost in thought.
On a bright moonlit night.
Meow Kitty looked up at the moon. Under the eaves, the massive army of the Cat Planet was lined up, ready for battle!
"I once!"
"Fell in love with a cat!"
Meow Kitty was drawn by the singing, turning her head to look for the source of the sound.
Meow Kitty stared in disbelief at the singing dog, taking off her glasses.
"She possessed!"
"The most soul-stirring smile!"
At this moment, Meow Kitty's gaze was entirely focused on Wang Feng, who was singing and playing the guitar.
"I longed."
"To love her until the end of the world!"
Wang Feng stood before the microphone, playing and singing.
"But!"
"I couldn't fulfill her dreams!"
"I decided to leave."
In the scene, Wang Feng walked away with a backpack. Meow Kitty searched everywhere for Wang Feng's figure, holding Wang Feng's photo, tears raining down.
"Leaving behind a phrase of 'farewell'."
"I carry my longing, awoo awoo awoo!"
"While her heart is filled only with endless hatred!"
"My dear, I didn't truly want to leave!"
On the street corner, Wang Feng hugged his guitar, covered by a newspaper, gazing at Meow Kitty's photo, his heart full of yearning.
"Leaving sadness for you to cry!"
"My dear, please forgive me!"
"This silly, this lovesick dog!"
After finishing the song, Wang Feng tossed aside the microphone and guitar, looking at Meow Kitty.
"Meow Kitty, the reason I left you back then,"
"It was because cats and dogs can't have children."
"In fact, I never liked anyone else."
Wang Feng said, one hand in his pocket, tears in his eyes, to Meow Kitty.
"Wang Feng, you're lying."
Meow Kitty's eyes shimmered as, looked at Wang Feng.
"Actually, in my heart, there has always been a place for you."
After Wang Feng finished speaking, he walked toward Meow Kitty.
"Liar, liar, you're just a liar!"
Meow Kitty's eyes were also brimming with tears.
The moonlight poured down as Wang Feng tightly embraced Meow Kitty. 』
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