Upon drinking this essence you realize that many things in life are far too expensive, but less so now for you.
*Things in life that aren't already discounted cost 50% less for you, be it at the grocery store*, the stock market* or in a cyoa that you happen to be in.
*Additionally, if you find something that costs an odd unit of whatever system you're paying with and it can't be discounted evenly (IE items and/or options that can't be divided by two without ending in an unavailable fraction of points) you may buy one of those things at full price and receive a second for free. Optionally you can choose to forgo the discount that this essence grants to buy two items and/or options that can otherwise be discounted at full price in order to gain a third of equal to their combined value or less for free instead.
*Some restrictions apply. Discounts from this Essence may not be available in real life.