Chapter 337: The Student Council is not your harem!
In the student council room.
Ishigami Yuu looked at the pile of documents stacked on the table and took a deep breath.
He turned to Shirogane Miyuki and asked: "Do we really have to handle all of this? There's so much!?"
"Anyway, it's piled up for two weeks already, and the club budget at the beginning of the semester also needs to be rearranged." Shirogane scratched his head, looking distressed.
"Shirogane-kun!! Can my board game club get more funds?" Fujiwara Chika said with a hopeful expression.
While speaking, she took out a bottle of water from her bag and handed it over.
"Shirogane-kun, are you thirsty? This is for you!"
"Fujiwara-senpai! How did you know I was thirsty?" Ishigami Yuu quickly snatched the can of water first.
Fujiwara Chika turned to Sakurai Saki: "Saki-kun, look, they're bullying me again!"
Bullying, huh? Serves you right!
This kind of blatant bribery… I can't even bring myself to expose her.
All I can say is — she really is the daughter of a politician, pulling tricks without a shred of shame.
But well, who told Sakurai Saki to spoil her like that? He opened his mouth and suggested: "Shirogane, give Chika a bit more funding."
"How much?"
"Ah right Chika, how much is this bottle of water?" Sakurai Saki asked.
"Um~ I think it's 390 yen."
Sakurai Saki nodded, then said to Shirogane: "Add 390 yen to the Board Game Club's budget!"
"Got it!" Shirogane Miyuki replied with a smile.
"No need!! Adding just 390 yen is basically the same as adding nothing!"
"This is called equal exchange, it's reasonable, right?"
"But still…"
At this point, even Chika, who usually reacts slowly, realized — Sakurai Saki was teasing her!
He clearly hadn't bullied her for half a year already, why did he suddenly start again now?
So weird!
"Saki-kun, do you not like me anymore?" Chika said sadly.
"I like you."
"Really?"
"It's because I like you that I bully you." Sakurai Saki patted her head.
"Hehe, I also really like being bullied by you~."
Beside them, Ishigami Yuu felt a chill down his spine.
It was as if he was witnessing a "Mind Control" scene right before his eyes.
Sakurai-senpai had completely tamed Fujiwara-senpai!
Where exactly is this bizarre relationship going to lead?!
Let's watch the TV drama — "Shuchiin General Affairs chopped into pieces, the body divided into five parts! Too terrifying! Who is the culprit?!"
Next episode — "The culprit turns out to be Shinomiya Kaguya!"
Hey hey hey, isn't that a spoiler already!?
"Hey, Ishigami-kun, the text on your computer screen is all messed up."
Ishigami Yuu: "Oh, thanks… huh? Shinomiya-senpai!?"
The murderer is here!! Sakurai-senpai run!!
"What's wrong? You've been spacing out for a long time. I came in and you didn't even greet me." Shinomiya Kaguya glanced at him.
Then she turned to Sakurai Saki and said: "Sakurai-san, you too, stop turning the student council into your harem already! Every day you're stuck to Fujiwara-san like that!"
Hearing that, Fujiwara Chika immediately left Sakurai's arms, then stood up and hugged Kaguya beside her:
"Ehehe~, Kaguya-san, are you jealous? Don't worry, I like Kaguya-san the most, most, most! I like you so much I want to turn you into a hina doll and display you in my house!"
"…That's terrifying." Ishigami Yuu muttered under his breath.
He had a feeling that Fujiwara Chika was telling the truth.
Also, the student council being Sakurai-senpai's harem? Would Shinomiya-senpai really joke like that?
…Wait, it doesn't seem like a joke!
"Ishigami, what's wrong with you? You've been out of it all day." Sakurai Saki noticed his pale face and asked.
"Ah, I went on a date with Koyasu-senpai yesterday, so I'm a bit tired." Ishigami Yuu said with a slightly bragging tone.
His love story wasn't over yet!
"Umu, good job."
"What? Ishigami-kun hasn't been dumped yet?" Fujiwara Chika, who is extremely sensitive to love topics, immediately jumped in.
"Of course! How could senpai dump me? Even though we don't go to the same school, I'll keep trying. It's just a small distance, it's not like long-distance love in different countries, so it's fine!" Ishigami Yuu encouraged himself: "I have to make senpai like me back before she falls for someone else!"
"Dog licker." Fujiwara Chika sat back in her seat and casually commented.
Shinomiya Kaguya: "I'm going to make some tea."
"Huh? Dog licker?" Ishigami Yuu said with a blank expression: "Please distinguish clearly between infatuation and dog licker, as well as between self-satisfaction and mutual affection, thank you."
"Even a lowly Ishigami can say something that big, huh."
The voice came from the doorway. Ishigami Yuu looked over and saw it was Iino Miko.
"Miko-chan, long time no see." Sakurai Saki smiled and greeted her.
"Sakurai-senpai~" She walked up to him, then carefully sat down next to him, and gently leaned against him: "I… I'm a little tired, senpai, can I lean on you for a bit?"
A terribly flimsy excuse.
A few minutes later.
Shinomiya Kaguya came over carrying the freshly brewed tea: "Iino-kouhai, if you're tired, you can go home and rest first."
"No need, I'm fine like this." Miko blushed as she smelled Sakurai Saki's scent.
Is it just me, or is Iino's role slowly turning into that of an obsessed maiden? Ishigami Yuu thought to himself.
I know you really like Sakurai-senpai, but isn't this going a little too far?
"If you're tired, just lie down and rest here." Sakurai Saki lightly patted his thigh.
"Really? Isn't that kind of improper?" Miko said in surprise, her voice full of joy.
After that, though she said "it's improper," her body was very honest as she lay down and rested her head on his thigh.
Ishigami Yuu: "..."
Shirogane Miyuki stood up from the president's chair and then sat back down.
He realized — the sofa seats over there were already full.
Shinomiya Kaguya was sitting next to Ishigami Yuu, helping him correct data.
"Stop spacing out, this part is wrong!"
"Oh oh oh!" Ishigami hurried to fix it.
On the opposite side.
Fujiwara Chika was happily clinging to Sakurai Saki's arm.
Iino Miko was resting her head on Sakurai Saki's thigh, also looking very happy.
Shirogane Miyuki: "..."
This is bad, the student council has really turned into Sakurai's flirting zone, and he's already conquered more than half of it.
Right now it seems like only Shinomiya hasn't been dragged in yet.
"How long are you three planning to stick together like that?" Shinomiya Kaguya looked at the three people opposite her, her voice full of annoyance: "This is the student council room, not a place for you to flaunt your love! And Sakurai-san, you already have a girlfriend, so behave yourself!"
That's right, keep going Shinomiya! Teach him a good lesson!
Shirogane Miyuki felt genuinely delighted.
'There's still one normal girl left in the student council, thank god.'
"Jealous?" Sakurai Saki tilted his head and asked.
"J… jealous? Who has time to be jealous of you!" Shinomiya Kaguya said in a panic: "Don't get the wrong idea! I'm just helping Hayasaka keep an eye on you, since you're her boyfriend!"
Shirogane Miyuki pulled out his phone.
He searched for the keyword — Tsundere.
Result: Tsundere – A noun referring to a person who, due to embarrassment, behaves in a way where their words and feelings contradict each other at a high intensity.
'It's over, big trouble.'