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"Granny Tsunade we're ba..!, ah", Naruto who opened the door froze, at the sight.
What he saw was kuraiya and tsunade feeding each other, he saw her licking kuraiya's fingers as he placed the food in her mouth quite seductively.
That wasn't what shocked him, it was her belly that was round and large.
His jaw almost fell to the ground after seeing it, tsunade upon the door being blasted open, didn't flinch, she just stared angrily at the disturber.
Jiraiya finally arrived, he didn't look up yet, he asked Naruto, "what's wrong, little guy".
Naruto didn't say anything so Jiraiya, finally looked inside the room, "ah!" Jiraiya's mind was reeling with questions about life, upon seeing Tsunade's big belly.
Tsunade's lips went in different directions, she tried to stand up, but slipped back into the seat, "damnit, you two are lucky, if I can move, I'd make sure the two of you are permanently hospitalized".
[I clearly told shizune to say no visitors today.] She grunted with annoyance, she was about to clasp her hands together, but she heard kuraiya's inner voice.
[Ah, I was to focused on feeding Tsuna, I became oblivious to their arrival, but what's with their expressions, why is it filled with disbelief and unexpectedness, did the two of them expect her to be a single woman for life or something, well if I didn't appear in this world, it would indeed precede like that.]
Her eyes shrunk upon hearing this, [I would be single without him, hmph, what's the point in thinking about it, I already have him, if there is another me out there, I can only pray for you to stay single, as I enjoy myself.]
(She just cursed her other self to be single.)
Jiraiya finally snapped out of his stupor, he swallowed his saliva, due his dry throat, "tsunade, why.. why do you have a baby inside..".
Tsunade smiled, before leaning forward while interlocking her fingers, "what, do you think I would remain alone forever, well I'm not, I have found what I needed..".
Kuraiya turned around and started feeding tsunade again, he completely ignored the two that entered.
"Mm, thank you.. as I was saying, I needed to move on and..", tsunade gazed at kuraiya who was putting food in her mouth again.
[Can't this wait for later, I'm trying to shoo these two away.] "Mm, kuraiya.. wait a little".
He nodded and started rubbing her feet instead, her lips twitched and she continued once more, "alright, where was I".
Kuraiya spoke for her, completely oblivious to his surroundings, "you were saying, you needed to move on".
"Ah, that's it, I needed to move on and grant my grandma's final wish, after all I owe alot to her, I not only found it, I gained more in the process", she didn't wanna delve into her personal affairs, so she shortened it for the two disturbers.
(Find happiness was mito's last wish)
She looked at kuraiya with a hint of meaning and a slight smile, he felt a her stare and gazed back, "then I'll continue to try and be that happiness" he spoke in a low voice, but the other two heard it.
Jiraiya felt his heart crack, his face went pale, "this is a dream, it has to be, there's no way this is real", he put his hands on his face in despair.
Kuraiya finally turned around with a frown, "Tsuna, what's wrong with him".
When tsunade also saw Jiraiya's actions she too was stunned, she heard kuraiya speak though, [Jiraiya, you had your chance, but you foiled it a long time ago, why are you acting like this, shouldn't you be happy for her.]
Tsunade's lips twitched, [he had his chance? what nonsense, this guy had no chance to begin with, he was always belittling me back then, plus it's way too off putting, his face always reminds me of second gramps, especially with those red lines, it's way to similar, at most I saw him as a cousin, huh? wait, now that I think about it, it does seem strange, is he second gramps son or something.]
Her face kept changing over the span of ten seconds, she finally broke the silence, "Jiraiya, let me have a prick of blood, from you".
Kuraiya curiously turned to face tsunade again, [blood, what does she need his blood for.]
Tsunade smiled at kuraiya, "I want to know something, he has the exact same blood stripes on his face as my second grampa, I've never thought much of it, until now".
Jiraiya hearing the two with their conversation, stood frozen, "my blood, second..".
"It won't take long, I'll do it myself" she struggled to stand, then kuraiya helped her.
And she walked over to Jiraiya with a chakra needle, "just a prick".
Jiraiya was in a daze and didn't think at the moment and tsunade took the blood sample, and walked out of the room with kuraiya.
"Shizune, bring me my medical gear!".
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Half an hour later.
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In a lab, tsunade dropped her second gramps blood from his frozen animation state, then did the same with Jiraiya's.
Upon seeing the results, she fumbled around on the spot, luckily kuraiya was there, else she'd be hurt or the child within would.
"What did you see" Tsunade's lips trembled, "he's.. he's.. my uncle", her gaze went to kuraiya, with shock.
Even kuraiya himself was stunned, "having uncle's the same age as ones self is quite rare", kuraiya mused, causing a slight bit of anger from tsunade.
"This isn't funny, how the hell did Jiraiya even come about, second gramps is way too stubborn for that and why did second gramps hide his identity" she was confused, stunned and elated.
[I actually have another clanmen, after nawaki was revived, I thought me and my kid's were the last.] Tsunade looked determined and she quickly printed a copy of this data.
Naruto in the hokage office was still trying to cheer up Jiraiya, upon seeing Tsunade come back, with a strange look in her eyes, he quickly nudged Jiraiya.
Jiraiya turned his gaze as well, "Jiraiya, you should really give up such fantasies" she passed him the paper and continued, "don't expect me to call you uncle, we grew up together and it doesn't fit well at all".
Jiraiya's eyes widened as continued to read the results on the paper, "ah, this..".
"It's real, I just tested it, you're the second hokage's son", Naruto who was beside Jiraiya also widened his eyes too.
Kuraiya who was behind tsunade, chuckled inwardly, [the hokage descendants are in a group right now.] tsunade shot him a glare, she turned to Jiraiya, "see, let's just continue with how we once were and please don't even think about calling me niece, if you do, I'll crack open your skull with my strange power".
Jiraiya just kept repeating to himself, "why.. why.. why didn't I know".
Tsunade heard him and snorted, "second gramps, probably thought you would be in danger if others knew, so he probably kept it hidden".
"Don't you find it strange, you have his hair color and those eyes if my guess is correct, your mother is from the inuzuka clan, especially those damn blood lines on your face, they bare too much a resemblance to the both" Jiraiya finally snapped out of it and understood, he indeed bared to many similarities and this blood sample is enough to prove it.
He collapsed onto the couch, tsunade didn't want to stay any longer and pulled kuraiya away, she then said to Jiraiya before they disappeared, "I'll give you a few hours, if you aren't out of the room by then don't blame me".
She waved her fist with a vicious smile, [Hmph, even if you are a blood relative, I'd still pummel you.]
"Let's go, we'll come back later kuraiya", he didn't speak, he just stared before closing the door.
He finally spoke to tsunade, when they came to where shizune was, "hahahahaha!, I can't.. I can't hold it any more... His face... Hahahahaha!".
Kuraiya was laughing hysterically, almost struggling to breath, tsunade was looking around the area confused, before she understood.
Kuraiya was only laughing, because Jiraiya looked astonished after finding out he was tobirama's son, his face was just too funny for kuraiya not to laugh.
"Is it that funny", "it is... Hah.. if that's his face after finding out he's tobirama's son..", "enough! I don't wanna hear it, just knowing he's my uncle is already a heavy blow".
"Hahahaha, he's my children's grampa", Tsunade finally couldn't stand it and punched kuraiya, sending him flying past Sakura and shizune.
"Ah! Kuraiya, my back, damnit, how dare you, make me move excessively".
'Whoosh'
Kuraiya appeared by her side, "then why stretch".
Tsunade breathed in, trying not to stress herself out, "alright, let's just go, since you've stressed me this much, you must compensate".
"You.. still hungry", kuraiya raised his eyebrow, tsunade just raised her hand, "alright, what food do you want to eat".
She slowly lowered her hand, then smiled, "I'm in a mood for something sweet, some cookies maybe", "then let's go to a tea store".
When kuraiya said this, "can I come too", he turned to the speaker and frowned for second, "sure, but what about cabba".
Shizune walked over at some point, followed by Sakura who was looking away from kuraiya's strange gaze.
"I'll take him with us", Tsunade nodded, hearing this, "she can come, I need you by my side anyway, shizune".
The group soon followed kuraiya's gaze, "why are you staring at the girl", tsunade spoke again, this broke kuraiya's gaze, "ah, it's nothing, let's go".
[What the hell, Sakura is kinda cute, no no, she should be with Sasuke, don't think like that.] He nodded to himself while walking away from the group.
Tsunade and shizune, turned to Sakura with a scowl, "tsunade muttered under her breath, before following behind kuraiya, "tch, she is indeed, but that's all".
Sakura just stood still, not moving, [he called me cute.] When she saw the three walking away, she quickly followed them.
While the group was eating some biscuits and drinking tea, kuraiya turned to look outside, he sighed and stood up, "I'm gonna take some fresh air".
"Mm" tsunade nodded and kuraiya walked outside, "I'm here", behind the shop, Jiraiya walked out of the shadows, kuraiya raised his eyebrows.
Jiraiya walked in front of kuraiya, the two just stared for a while before Jiraiya spoke, he breathed in and said, "take care of tsunade, if you upset her I..".
Kuraiya waved his hand, "calm yourself, there's no need to speak about such things, you're a grampa to my kids, so stop with the nonsense, oh by the way..".
Kuraiya's face shifted into something sinister, "don't bring your books or perversion to them, if you promise me this, I'll allow you to see them".
Jiraiya's face had black lines appear, [aren't I here for the warnings, how did it suddenly switch.] He gritted his teeth and his clenched fists slowly opened, "alright, I can promise not to show them such things".
Kuraiya finally smiled, "good, I'll look forward to your visit one day", he turned around and went back inside the tea shop.
Jiraiya just stood there expressionless, [what happened, was it that easy, I thought there'd be a scuffle at least.] He turned around and walked away, "I should buy a gift at least, before I visit, it'll be impolite after all".
Jiraiya muttered to himself, before disappearing.
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Buuhan quote - I'll give you five seconds.
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