(A/N) tis'seems that kushina is winning the vote, expect to see her as the last harem member, to give kuraiya a lot of monkey's.
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When kuraiya entered back inside the tea shop, tsunade gave him a stare, "you didn't hurt him did you".
Kuraiya sat down and replied, "no.. I invited him over, when he's free, as long as he doesn't show those perverted books or acts weirdly, I said he can come over".
Tsunade smiled, "good, even if I despise him, I don't want to see him die, after all we fought on the front lines together".
Kuraiya who took a biscuit from the table, was about to eat it, he turned to tsunade and shook his head.
[I shouldn't tell her that he dies by his own students hands, that should be very soon too.]
Tsunade who was smiling, had it completely vanish upon hearing this, [what, he dies, when.]
Kuraiya leaned forward and smudged Tsunade's lips, "you had some crumb's there".
Tsunade didn't care about his musings, she wanted to know when Jiraiya dies, to stop it from happening.
[It's fine, I'll just keep him in the village to watch over Naruto, that'll stop it from happening.]
As tsunade was going over the notion of preventing a close friend's death, kuraiya's hand was glowing, he stared at it for a moment.
"This is odd, my hand is glowing", soon after the light faded a letter appeared.
Kuraiya smelt a familiar scent on it, his eyes slowly turned to tsunade, "what's that", tsunade asked with curiosity.
Kuraiya just stood up while waving at tsunade "one sec, it's probably nothing", he walked outside without saying anything else, when he opened the letter.
There was an essay's worth of writing, the only thing that stood out was, 'i have made a decision, but I have demands'.
Kuraiya looked at the full moon and smiled, "interesting, it seems you've become impatient, but was there a need to write so much".
[Demands ey, I don't mind, as long as you don't try anything foolish, if you do, I'll just use my special finger pointing method again.]
He showed a smile, before incinerating the letter with his ki.
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Meanwhile inside the moon.
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Kaguya who had sent the letter with great effort, heard his inner voice come after reading it, "hmph, you think I'll just stand by and allow you to use that strange finger pointing magic, think again".
She was originally lying down, she sat up after muttering to herself and stared into the space above her, "it seems even if I escape, I'll just be locked up inside this place again, he's my only option for not being used as a sacrifice for that tree".
She clenched her fists tightly and stood up, "he's coming already, how is he moving at such speed".
Kuraiya had taken tsunade back home and come to speak with marcarita about going to the moon.
She showed that smile again towards kuraiya and demanded he give her compensation again.
Kuraiya nodded, "alright, but for now let's go to the moon and sort out that problem".
'Sigh' "you're no fun at all", kuraiya put his hand on her shoulder and the two vanished and were seen flying towards the moon.
Upon stopping above the moon, kuraiya held his throat, he tapped marcarita's shoulder numerous times, before she noticed he was suffocating.
She raised a barrier, before she chuckled awkwardly, "sorry dear, my bad, I forgot you can't handle the..".
"It's fine, let's get this over with", "of course", she waved her staff and pointed it at the moon.
About a minute later, kaguya appeared before the two, she looked around in confusion, "what?, How?".
Kuraiya's hand lifted up and kaguya instantly flew back, reflexively, kuraiya put it back down and spoke, "you're free, what're you're demands".
Kaguya stopped moving back and stared for few a seconds, "my first demand is for you to stop my son from interfering with the living world".
Marcarita turned to face kuraiya, with that same smile, his breath choked, but he still nodded to kaguya.
But he still spoke to himself, [well technically he isn't your son, but you yourself, just halved off.]
"As for my second demand, I want to know every detail, that threatens this garden's safety".
Kuraiya's face twisted a little, "what do you want to know this information for", he asked with slight interest, but he said to himself again.
[The only thing that threatens this world, is your stupid filial mud man and yourself, that wants to enslave its masses or make them into white creatures, ah, and my past self with the little control I had over my own power, but that's sorted out now.]
Kaguya's eyes narrowed at kuraiya, she finally turned to marcarita and instinctively wanted to flee upon seeing her, she didn't know why.
"Dear, she's thinking about running", marcarita waved her staff and put kaguya inside a separate dimension.
Kuraiya just stared blankly at marcarita, he shook his head and said, "alright, let go back, I'll speak again with her later, let's head back".
"Dear, the compensation", he was about to say something, but was dragged away before he could even utter a sound.
They appeared back on earth, marcarita waved her staff, for a few seconds, nothing seemed to have had happened, but in the pure land, it was a different story.
Hagoromo who was levitating in a meditation state, he soon shot his eyes open, "why can't I see the living world anymore, I can't even send my projection either, what's going on".
He soon noticed something strange, he found out he was in a cage and no longer in a field of grass.
Marcarita appeared before him with a smile, she didn't say anything, but in a flash her eyes instantly turned cold and she appeared in front of him in an instant, she tapped him with her staff and hagoromo found he could no longer use his sage power.
He fell to the ground and stared at the woman before him in absolute terror, "who.. are you", he asked tremblingly.
Marcarita was thinking about wiping him out completely, but she held back, "your interfering to much in the world of the living, so I've destroyed all power, you've ever possessed, your nothing but an ordinary person now, unless you wish for me to help you reincarnate instead".
Hagoromo was completely shocked, she completely ignored his question and asked him if he wanted to reincarnate instead.
He kept his mouth shut, he didn't want to reincarnate, he just wanted to hide here in the pure land forever.
Marcarita smiled again before disappearing, after finding out she was finally gone, he wiped a lot of sweat from his brow, "did I wrong someone in the living world, but I only subtly stringed the deaths of my two son's descendants family's, with that pure yang brother of mine, who thought I was unaware of his own existence.
He slumped down on the ground drawing circles, "might as well just become an artist".
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6 days passed.
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Marcarita smiled at kuraiya who was still standing and full of energy, "hah, you thought I'd lose again".
"Not bad dear, I must say, during our sparring, I sensed some god ki within you, pray tell, I'm curious", kuraiya scratched his cheek, "it's uh, it might be our sparring".
He nodded, [that's a good excuse.] Marcarita still showed a smile, "oh, it seems dear, is becoming quite adept at lying".
"Ah, that", "it's fine dear, if you don't want to tell me, its alright, I won't force you to tell me" her smile never faded, she just continued to gaze at him.
Kuraiya just awkwardly scratched his cheek, marcarita shook her head and spoke again, "dear, let's go back".
Kuraiya nodded and the two went back home.
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Meanwhile at the akatsuki organization.
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Pain who was seated on a high seat, saw a origami flying towards him, he grabbed it and opened it up.
Upon reading the information, he frowned, [don't attack konoha, why? Is that where you are staying.]
Nagato back in a secluded area, pondered for a moment and decided to agree, "that's fine, danzo is dead, all that's needed now, is for the tailed beasts to be captured".
Pain activated his ring, calling all his subordinates back to the base.
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A few days later.
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They were all seen looking up at pain, he spoke expressionlessly to the group, "you're all here good.. the plan is now set it in motion, we're to collect the tailed beasts in three months, I'm sure you're all now acquaintanced well with one another, as usual we will be moving in teams of two, I however will be going alone on my mission".
They all looked at pain with excitement, hidan however was the only one that seemed to be impatient, "why are we waiting three months, shouldn't we just get them right now".
Pain let them speak their thoughts and after the group quieted down, he spoke "it's a personal thing".
Nagato back in the secret room blushed, "so shameless, I'm not saying such things to these idiots, that's konan's privacy".
The group all stared at pain with incredulous expression's, deidara muttered to himself, "could he be experiencing explosive art, in his arse".
His team mate, scorpion stared at deidara in disbelief and he also muttered, "he could be experiencing it, it's very likely, due to how much he sits on that chair".
Pain heard their muttering's this time and his real face in the secret room twitched.
"Dismissed.. for now.. stay on stand by at all time's" pain stood and floated away from the group.
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Back at the sajuu residence, a month past after Pain's briefing.
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The women gave birth one after another, of course kuraiya passed out on each birth, but he still gave the kids their name's.
Such as Tsunade's new daughter which he named Tamm.
Shizuka was the next after tsunade and she gave birth to a boy named Raditz. (and no he doesn't have the m haircut, none of kuraiya's kid's will).
After shizuka came Anko, she gave birth to a girl named Cora.
A couple days after Anko, came kurenai she gave birth to boy, to which kuraiya named Bruss.
Only a couple hours after kurenai gave birth, tenten came through, she gave birth to another girl named Arula.
Only a day passed after tenten's second birth and another popped out from terumi, she gave birth to another boy named Aspara.
A few days later came hinata, she gave birth to a girl named Sasha.
Nothing happened in the following week, it was the week after that, Temari gave birth to another girl named Cilanta.
After Temari gave birth, it was mikoto, she was struggling because of marcarita's stunt in making her young again, so it took a while for her, she gave birth to a girl that kuraiya named Nokra.
Konan gave birth after mikoto who had delivered, she had given birth to another girl named Koran, konan named the girl this time and kuraiya was shocked, because it's a vegetable.
After they gave birth, piccolo the nanny was having the hardest time in his entire life, kuraiya even heard him mutter, when he passed him each child until it reached the last one.
"I'd rather die by cell's tail absorption, than stay in this hall of cries", kuraiya almost choked on his spit at that comment, he almost burst out laughing in the process, but he kept a straight face.
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Cooler quote - the weak die and the strong survive!
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