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Kuraiya gazed down at the dog, scrutinizing the poor guy, Hanabi who was following behind him, also caught a glimpse of the message on the scroll with her Byukagan.
[Kidnap, is that really how the elite jonin acts nowadays.], Kakashi doesn't act like this at all, he's just using Kuraiya as a transport device, that was his thoughts at least.
Kuraiya sighed and nodded to the dog, "I'll be back later tonight, let me go get a drink and I'll go pick up those guy's who are with Kakashi".
Leaving Hanabi alone as he soon as he said this, he appeared beside Ayame with frightening speed, "boo".
"Aghhh!", "shhh, I've come to see how've you been doing, I haven't seen you at the stall for awhile..", putting his finger on her lips, he looked down to see what she was doing.
"She's growing bigger by the day, sorry I scared you just now", "hmph, what are you here for really", Kuraiya didn't blush at her retort, he kept playing with Sarata.
"Do me a quick bottle of juice, and I'll owe you a favor", he didn't wanna ask for one back at the Hyuga household, he had a feeling someone might aphrodisiac him, he had grown quite repellent of such things being given to him by a stranger now.
Ayame gazed at him for a moment and nodded, "alright, a favor you owe me indeed, I'm gonna need an errand boy for this task for when you return".
Kuraiya hearing this was about to refuse, 'you're sending me, a powerful being for an errand', she saw his expression and she held her finger up.
"It's for food and other stuff, here, for when you return, I want everything on this list", Kuraiya took it, scanned the paper and saw it was just your everyday household stuff.
"You want me to pay for all this right?", it was alot, 20,000 ryo worth of things that would make a Chunin cry, but he didn't care, it was just, he didn't know where to hold all of it, he can't use ninjutsu scroll's anymore.
Then his eyes narrowed, [sorry Kakashi, but your favor for me bringing you back, will be used on an ninjutsu scroll for me.]
Ayame gazed back at him as she filled him a bottle, "I can't use ninjutsu, so don't even think about using other things, you're using your own hands".
"Ah, wait what", "I'm saying, even though I've gotten stronger, I don't know how to use that flashy stuff, why is that a problem", "no, there's no problem".
[Kakashi, I'll use your ninja dogs instead for the bag delivery.], [why is he trying so hard just to pass the bags to someone else, is he allergic to holding them.]
He isn't allergic, he just finds it troublesome to carry stuff, you could say he has grown hateful of holding them from his countless outings with his women and them using him as a carrying truck for the goods.
"You are.., my fire!", Ayame shot her head around and saw Kuraiya with weird black things on his head, 'headphones'.
He came over to her side, took the bottle, kissed her and vanished, she was completely dazed, but she heard a tune in those objects as he disappeared.
"What were those things, some sort of new product for music".
Kuraiya who had vanished, appeared in the land of snow skidding across the snow, "woohoo!", using his flight, he pushed his speed even further.
Inside the small village, all they heard was a sonic boom, the guard's at the gate saw in the distant snow, a figure blasting towards them only to see nothing the next second.
"Boo", the ninja turned around in absolute terror, only to be flicked away by Kuraiya's finger, he turned to the other one and smiled.
"Sky.. sky..", "run away and I might not flick you", the ninja quickly ran away, dropping all his gear, as too appear as a threat, Kuraiya however just smiled brightly and locked his energy onto Kakashi's life source.
"You asked for a diversion, it was that easy, I can take him away now".
Kuraiya was still clueless about the actual reason as to why Kakashi wanted him there.
In a room with Kakashi and two other's, they too heard the sonic boom, "he's here..", Kakashi stood up, tried to move and when he did, he bumped into something behind him.
Turning around, he saw Kuraiya with his back turned, his eyes only on Kakashi, then he moved and started kicking the furniture, "♪look what you've done!♪".
He kept kicking and breaking things in the room in a stylish manner, "I'm motherfucking star boy!", looking at the room being broken and smashed up.
Koyuki slowly snapped out of her daze, "stop breaking things!", Kuraiya ignored her shouting and kept breaking up the room.
Kakashi just stayed still to the side, acting like he didn't know him, Naruto wanted to join in to release his weeks worth of torture, but he decided to follow Kakashi in standing in the corner.
It kept going until the room looked like it was thrashed by a bandit attack, Kuraiya wasn't stopping, after this was over he was planning on saying hi to Goku and Vegeta's fusion.
When he was about to grab a painting and tear it to pieces, Koyuki finally had enough, she grabbed it out of his hands while shouting at him, "do you have any idea how much this costs!".
Kuraiya feeling his hands empty, glared at the woman, "give it back, no amount of money will stop me from destroying this crap, this is my moment of free time! Agh!".
"Kuraiya!, let's go!, I'll be sure to compensate you well on our return", Kakashi appeared between them, he could feel Kuraiya's need to fight growing at an incredible speed.
Kuraiya paused his actions, his hand hovering over the painting, "compensation, then I want your ninja dogs to help me with something, it won't be long..".
Looking at how obedient everyone was in front of him, he quickly calmed himself down, "alright, huddle up, everyone hold hand's".
He put on a smiling face as he forcibly huddled them together, [I didn't think my little act worked so well, wahahaha, but still, Kakarot, Vegeta, you better perform that fusion later, my hands are itching, Kakarot can no longer handle me in my God form, so I need a new partner now.]
Kakashi was a little confused at first, but he knew instantly what Kuraiya was going to do, so he willingly held out his hands.
Seeing that they didn't reach out, he grabbed their shoulders instead, Kuraiya moved forward, put his hand on Kakashi shoulder and smiled once more.
"I'm gonna take you guys to the sun!", vanishing and reappearing back on the Hokage rock, Kakashi's face was slightly red and irrated by Kuraiya's sudden shout, he actually thought for a split second that he was going to be in front of the sun for a moment.
"Alright, I'll stop playing around now, summon the dogs, I have a mission for them", he completely ignored the three, he was just waiting for the hounds to appear before him as if he hadn't done anything scary a moment ago.
Not seeing the hounds appearing for a while, he turned to face Kakashi with a frown, "what are you waiting for, get on with it, unless.., do you wanna do the mission instead".
"No, I'll summon them right away", biting his thumb and pulling out a small scroll, he wiped his thumb on it and five hounds appeared from the smoke of them being summoned.
"Yo, what do you need this time..", Pakkun's voice stopped midway as he felt an ominous aura being him, as did the other hounds, turning their heads, they saw Kuraiya's slave like gaze.
Kuraiya waved his hand to the three still standing to the side like statue's, "you guy's don't wanna help in their mission too, do you!, scram!".
When he saw them running away, Kuraiya finally let go of his serious expression, "alright, do your job well and I'll give you all boar meat".
Looking at the hounds salivating, he nodded in satisfaction, "let's go, your all vital assets".
Back at the place where Kuraiya wrecked the room, a few people entered it, only to see the place wrecked beyond reason.
"Has anyone found our chief", "she's missing, this was the place she was last seen previously", "no!, was she kidnapped by the Sky God, why would he take her away".
They were scrambling around the room for ages, only after a few minutes of rummaging did they find something.
"Hey boss, there's a letter!", "give it to me", the leader grabbed the letter and began to read it.
After reading it several times, he just closed his eyes while pinching his brows, "the Sky God is the chiefs step father, waghhhh!".
He ripped the letter in half and turned to face the others, "how, how is that possible?", the guy that spoke had the top of his head punched, "idiot!, isn't it obvious!, that blondie is his son!".
The room went quiet, then it erupted into panic, "he.. he won't seek retribution against us for the sudden forced marriage would he?".
The guy that spoke up also got his head punched, two people were now in a crouched state holding their heads.
"If he wanted to seek retribution, we'd have already been turned into an dilapidated village by now!, we can only think that his anger was only released on this poor room, to release his stress on the matter".
"Yes, we can only relent inwardly that he doesn't come to seek vengeance on us", he turned to everyone and gritted his teeth, "put a gag order on keeping this quiet, we don't want to bring his anger here again, and find another candidate to be the chief of this village".
Meanwhile on Kuraiya's side, he had already finished gathering the good's, the hound's were treated as a carrier for him.
"Good good, we've got everything on the list, let's go and deliver them..", Kuraiya clapped his hands as if he was the one doing the heavy lifting and he walked over to the hounds, "come on, don't you want that boar meat".
The dogs found, new found strength from the heavy lifting, nodding with a fervour of desire in their eyes.
He didn't get any strange gazes from this by other people, as everyone have seen far worser things over the past week, especially when Guy ran around the village in a man's thong.
So he made his way over to Ayame's place without any scruples, when Ayame saw him with actual dog's carrying her things, she glared at Kuraiya speechlessly.
"In you go boy's, place the stuff in the living room and we'll go get ourselves some food after".
'Whoosh'
Sprinting past Ayame at incredible speed, the hounds continued to salivate as they placed the goods down.
Kuraiya span the bottle in his hand and passed it to Ayame, "thanks for the drink, oh, by the way, here take this, it's a new product for long distance calling, call me when you need me".
Passing her a strange looking circular object, she took it without thinking much, "help me unpack the things, then you can go away with those dog's for whatever you're going to do later".
"Unpacking..", seeing her about to burst out with anger, he nodded, "let's go and unpack them, shall we".
After finishing up his business with Ayame, he was about to leave but he was stopped at the door, "my dad's not coming back until another three hours..".
Kuraiya paused for a millisecond and picked her up then vanished into another room.
Outside the house the hounds sat down awaiting for Kuraiya to finish his needs, "oh!.. so good!".
Pakkun scratched his head at the noise and he turned to his fellow friends, "looks like we'll be waiting for while longer boy's, it appears he's in the mating season".
They all sighed with understanding and hunger, they were unaware that Kuraiya is always in the mating season.
After a few hours, he came out looking like he had a devout session with a priest about God, "sorry I kept you waiting, there was a pipe that needed laying, so I had no choice but to help fix it, due to it leaking for a while, I had no choice but to find a new way to fix the leaking".
The hounds all had deadpan expressions, Pakkun couldn't help but think of Kakashi and his constant excuses for being late when he heard Kuraiya speak about his own excuse.
[Do you think we couldn't hear you, our ears are well tuned in picking up even the slightest sounds, even our noses are just as sharp.]
"Alright, huddle up, I'll take you to a place where there's always meat to eat".
Later that night, Kuraiya came sneaking into the Hyuga compound from the sky, climbing into Hanabi's room, he snuck into her bed for a while for some sparring.
The next morning came quickly, the maids all had black eyes from staying up until five in the morning, with just a couple of hours of sleep they still had to do their job.
Entering the room Hanabi was staying, they saw her in Star shape pose, completely knocked out from last night's madness.
Kuraiya walked out of the bathroom completely drenched, while using his ki to burn it away, he saw three maid's and he followed their gaze.
"She needs bathing.., and I need to head back home, so do me this favor please", the maid's turned around, saw his upper naked body and their heads started emitting steam.
'Thud' 'thud' 'thud'
Kuraiya speechlessly saw them collapse to the ground one by one, their faces bright red, along with the steady steam blasting from their heads, "well, at least I know where Hinata gets her fainting from now..".
However he looked down at his appearance with a frown while walking over to Hanabi, he spoke to himself further, "but fainting from this, is it their first time seeing a man", he shook his head and pulled Hanabi into his embrace.
"C'mon you, I know you're awake, since your maid's have fainted, only I can do it for you now", his tail moved around to the back of her head, slowly sliding towards face as he walked over to bathroom again.
Hanabi's face kept twitching as his tail started stroking her cheek, "if you don't open your eyes, I'll put it in your mouth", "tch, is it wrong to feign ignorance every now and then".
Some time later, they appeared from the bathroom fully clothed, although Hanabi's hair was still wet, she wasn't bothered, the maid's slightly bowed as they came towards them.
"I'll be heading back now, farewell..", just as he put his fingers on his forehead, he heard a sudden yell, as a little kid surged towards him.
"Ah, that's right, I almost forgot about that brat", grabbing the girl by her collar he vanished from the the room.
On a desolate planet, he threw her onto the ground with a sinister expression, "you still think you can beat me, did you not listen to my earlier advice, you're too weak".
Kuraiya finally released all his ki outward, it completely engulfed the little version of himself, she was struggling to breath, but her gaze was still filled with fighting spirit and stars within those tiny eyes.
"How about this, you learn under me and when you're of age, you can have the right to challenge me to a fight", reigning back his ki, he stood there with his arms crossed awaiting a satisfactory response.
"Learn, fight, challenge..", her eyes were glowing brightly before they simmered back to their original black, "you.. teach.. me?".
Kuraiya nodded, "I'll teach you, but you have to promise me you won't attack other's without reason, well if they're bad people, you'll have a good reason to attack them".
"You father, you bad, you teach", Kuraiya felt his anger rising, but he quickly suppressed it, he already knew she had a barbaric mindset, "I'm not your father, and who was the one to attack me twice upon contact, huh, brat!".
She looked down at the ground then back up, "me bad, you teach", Kuraiya sat down and nodded again, "now that, that's out of the way, tell me, where did you come from, who is your mother".
Kuraiya thought he could've sworn he left all bathhouses aside and only used his own, so he was completely confused, the girl pointed at herself with a frown.
"Mother, have none, no father, woke up in broken home, was kill snake man, couldn't find him, he dead", Kuraiya just barely understood her, her speech was incredibly difficult to understand, but he got the information he needed at least.
"So you're my clone, but why are you a female, shouldn't you be exactly like mys..", he rubbed his forehead and he shook his head, "nevermind, thing's can change depending on being born I guess".
He tapped his leg and beckoned her to come towards him, she was confused until Kuraiya spoke, "come sit here", he was testing to see if she was unruly and uncontrollable, but to his surprise she came towards him and sat down.
He lifted his hand up and placed it on her head, "you listen well, that'll be good for the future, when you lose control of yourself, you'll have to fight the urge to control yourself..".
He was about to continue, but he heard snoring so he gave up with a helpless shrug, "seems she even has my laziness, perhaps it's just the Legendary Saiyan that are the lazy types, well, considering you don't even have a name, why don't I call you Gami from now on".
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Future appearance of Gami.
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