"What are you looking at?" After taking a shower, the little accountant saw Chen Yiyang lying on the bed, grinning foolishly.
"Just looking at the jokes netizens made up."
Chen Yiyang laughed and slapped his thigh while watching.
These netizens are just too talented.
Sheep: Why can't I reincarnate a year after I died?
Yama: Because one of your legs is still at Xibei.
A child asked: What's it like to be a chef?
Answer: At least at Xibei, a chef is someone who has a health certificate and can open a bag to put ingredients in a microwave.
To prove that he wasn't using pre-made dishes, Jia Boss asked Xibei's chef to make a fresh turtle soup.
The result was the Xibei chef didn't have knife skills, and the turtle ran away.
That turtle opened the nearby fridge and knelt to cry, "Great-grandpa, I've finally found you."
One person,
Two microwaves,
Three fridges stocked,
Four delivery platforms,
Five phones taking orders simultaneously,
