Chapter 171- The Ultimate Morning Fiasco
LUCIEN >< ><
My ass-first on the floor, the impact jarring up my spine.
Pain shot through my tailbone, but more than that, embarrassment flooded me.
There I was, naked, red-skinned, sprawled on the floor like a total clown.
Why me?
Why today?
Get up, idiot—meeting in ten minutes?
Five now?
Fuck my life.
I lay there on the floor, naked as a jaybird, skin still stinging from the scalding shower like I'd been dipped in a volcano, and my ass throbbing from the spectacular slip-and-slide routine.
If this was a movie, it'd be the part where the audience howls with laughter at the idiot protagonist—me, the so-called master of the universe, felled by a puddle and his own clumsiness.
Why couldn't I have just dried off like a normal human?
No, I had to charge out like a wet bull in a china shop.
God, if Elena could see me now, she'd probably quit on the spot.
Or worse, post it on the company Slack for laughs.
