"Clang!"
That was the sound of glass breaking.
At the same time, Tang San also suddenly ripped a fart.
And the hammer just happened to break the glass and land on Tang San's abdomen.
An even more powerful fart erupted.
This time, it wasn't just one fart.
There was also some extra stuff.
Yu Xiaogang hadn't even reacted before it hit him right in the stomach.
He swallowed subconsciously, stunned."You, you little hussy..."
He didn't even have time to start cursing,
Immediately following that, he felt a surge of power within his body,
His soul power was enhanced once again,
Much more than absorbing a fart's worth of power,
His cultivation speed could be said to have increased dramatically.
His eyes lit up!
"Little San!"
"You did a great job!"
"I really love you to death!"
Tang San was also a bit confused at this moment,
Not knowing what had happened.But he stared blankly at the forging hammer in front of him.
This looks like Dad's...
"Dad!"
Tang San shouted anxiously.
He could sense where it might have been thrown from.
Especially since he seemed to see a figure in that place.
He didn't even have time to pull up his pants.
He quickly came to the window.
"Xiao San!"
"What are you doing!"Yu Xiaogang anxiously shouted towards Tang San,
Tang San looked back, "This forging hammer is my dad's. I think I just saw my dad, I have to go find him!"
Tang San exerted force in his legs and leaped up, jumping out of the window with a whoosh.
Yu Xiaogang was stunned for a moment, and he couldn't bear to look, turning his head away.
"Bang!"
The sound of a heavy object landing rang out outside the window.
A few wisps of smoke rose from outside the window.Yu Xiaogang anxiously leaned against the window, looking down.
Tang San lay sprawled on the ground,
his head tilted to the side, several ribs broken,
both arms and one leg fractured,
only his right leg still twitching incessantly to show he was alive.
Now, forgetting about finding Tang Hao,
even getting up was a problem.
Tang San's mouth twitched,
"I forgot, this is the fourth floor..."
Yu Xiaogang's vision went black.
How could his little man be so stupid?
He quickly licked the remaining residue from the corners of his mouth,
after all, these could all enhance his soul power,
absolutely could not be wasted.
This was truly an unexpected surprise.
That is to say, as long as he ate enough,
then his soul power could be rapidly improved.
Thinking of this,
Yu Xiaogang got carried away.
What Tang San?
Sucking his fart?I'll never need it again.
I don't need Tang San to prove anything for me.
I can prove it myself.
But at this moment, I still need to quickly go downstairs to help Tang San up.
...
The people of Shrek Academy and Yu Tianheng silently watched Tang San, who had fallen so miserably, and didn't know what to say.
"Tang San, why did you jump from the fourth floor?"
"Did you want to kill yourself by falling?"
Ma Hongjun couldn't help but say.
Tang San's eyes went dark. Who wanted to kill themselves by falling!"I'm telling you, on the fourth floor, it's still difficult to die from a fall unless you go headfirst."
"My advice is to go to the eighth floor and then go headfirst; the mortality rate will increase significantly."
Tang San's lips twitched.
"I..."
"You..."
"Damn it!"
I just wanted to find my dad; I was obviously a little anxious just now.
"Why do I smell something like shit somewhere?"
Yu Tianheng suddenly became a little puzzled.
"Could it be that someone shit their pants?"Everyone looked at each other and shook their heads.
Yu Tianheng kept tracking the source of the stench.
"It seems to be coming from Uncle's head."
He didn't dare get too close to smell it, feeling embarrassed.
Ye Fan suddenly thought of something.
He pointed at Yu Xiaogang and exclaimed,
"Master, you didn't secretly eat shit again, did you!"
Yu Xiaogang's body trembled.
"How could I?"
"How could I eat something like that?"
"Ye Fan, what are you talking about!"Yu Tianheng also glared at Ye Fan, and began to defend Yu Xiaogang.
Back then, it was their elders' business when Flender scolded Yu Xiaogang.
But now that Ye Fan was saying it, that was a different matter.
"Ye Fan, don't talk about my uncle like that."
Ye Fan rolled his eyes at him, not afraid of him in the slightest.
Dare to fight?
I'll give you a big beating and you'll be quiet."Years ago, I suspected that the master, despite claiming to have no food, was secretly eating shit."
"Back then, I sensed it from the stench of Luo Sanpao's farts."
"Now, I can smell it from the master's breath."
Yu Xiaogang pursed his lips tightly, afraid that the smell would escape again.
That would be truly embarrassing.
Oscar's little brain was working overtime,
After all, he was the brains of the Shrek Academy trio.
"Master, do you have shit on your mouth?"Yu Xiaogang panicked instantly.
"Where!"
He anxiously licked around his mouth,
He licked a circle but found nothing, but then wiped it with his sleeve,
Only saliva,
Nothing at all.
"Oscar, you tricked me!"
Everyone's jaws almost dropped to the floor.
Everyone: ...
Ye Fan looked at Yu Tianheng.
Yu Tianheng's vision went dark, and he quickly turned his head away, not daring to meet Ye Fan's eyes.
So damn embarrassing!
Yu Xiaogang actually ate it!The thought of still defending Yu Xiaogang made me feel like I had swallowed a fly.
"Why are you all looking at me like that?"
"I was just wiping my mouth,"
Yu Xiaogang still stubbornly refused to admit it at this point, since there was no concrete evidence anyway.
"Can you look at me first?"
Tang San weakly called out to the others, "I'm about to die."
"Can you save me first before discussing whether my teacher eats shit?"
Flander looked at Oscar, "Oscar, give him two Recovery Sausage."Oscar nodded,
"I have a big sausage!"
"I have a big sausage!"
His first soul ring flashed twice in succession, producing two Recovery Big Sausages.
Oscar handed over his two Recovery Big Sausages to help him recover.
Although it made him feel disgusted to have Tang San eat his big sausage, he could only disgust himself for now.Tang San devoured two recovery sausages in a few bites,
Immediately feeling much better,
Although the healing effect of the recovery sausage wasn't that great,
It could be compensated for with quantity.
"Give me some more, I want to eat more."
Oscar immediately felt a chill,
Dead memories began to attack him again,
But he could only grit his teeth and feed Tang San his own sausages.
Tang San ate a dozen or so in a row, and finally was able to stand up and walk with difficulty.
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