Disgusting, watch with caution to avoid discomfort.
Seeing that Tang San had finally recovered and could barely walk,
Yu Xiaogang took Tang San to the most luxurious restaurant in the entire town for a feast.
The food we ate the last two times was utter garbage.
This time, we can finally come here to eat something good.
Yu Xiaogang was much more generous than Flander,
"Today, thanks to everyone's care, I'm treating everyone to dinner!"
Yu Xiaogang directly treated everyone to dinner.Eighteen dishes and two soups.
Ye Fan and the others all changed their opinion of Yu Xiaogang quite a bit.
"Not bad, not bad, Master, you're doing well."
"You even know to treat us to a meal, that's really not easy."
"He's really grown."
Dai Mubai said to Yu Xiaogang,
"Last time, it was my fault for giving Master rice with toppings. I apologize."
Yu Xiaogang was also smiling and very happy.
Life is different when you have money.
This was the first time Yu Xiaogang had received a brief period of liking from everyone.That night, everyone happily returned to their respective rooms to rest.
Tang San and Yu Xiaogang also switched rooms,
after all, the window had been inexplicably broken by a hammer.
At night,
as Ye Fan was lying in bed cultivating,
a system plot prompt appeared in his mind.
And when he saw this,
Ye Fan was dumbfounded.
What is this?
Master is actually going to do something like this?
"System, are you sure there's no mistake in what's displayed?""How could Master, being a normal person after all, do something like this?"
[Please trust the system, the system is absolutely infallible.]
[Is it possible that Yu Xiaogang is just this kind of person?]
[Besides, you said it yourself before.]
Ye Fan was stunned.
He was only joking originally,
But he didn't expect it to be true!!
He immediately kicked Ning Rongrong to the side to sleep with a casual kick,
Then he got up and got out of bed.Ye Fan hurriedly knocked on the doors of Dai Mubai and the other two, then on the doors of Yu Tianheng, Zhao Wuji, and Flender.
He led them in a grand procession towards the public restroom downstairs in the hotel.
"Brother Fan, why are you taking us here?"
Oscar rubbed his eyes, utterly puzzled.
"This is a restroom, especially the one downstairs with a cesspool,"
"We're not here to take a dump."
"If we needed to, we could just do it in the hotel room."Dai Mubai smacked the back of Oscar's head.
"Stop talking nonsense, just come when you're told."
Actually, they were all very curious.
What were they doing gathering in the toilet in the middle of the night instead of cultivating or sleeping?
And just as Ye Fan led everyone to the toilet,
a familiar figure appeared before them.
Except for Ye Fan, who knew what was going on,
everyone else stared wide-eyed at this person,
"Xiao Gang, why are you here!"
"And what are you doing!"Yu Xiaogang turned his head,
His mouth was covered in shit,
He even let out a satisfied burp.
[Yu Xiaogang quietly got up and went to the hotel's public toilet cesspool to prepare for a buffet.]
This was what Ye Fan saw from the system's plot content panel,
He couldn't believe it.
Now that he's actually seen it, he believes it.
"Master, oh Master,"
"You really were secretly eating shit!"
"Now you've been caught red-handed!"
"We caught you!"Ye Fan also slapped his forehead.
"What's wrong with you?"
"I secretly ate shit because I thought you didn't have any food."
"I even said that if you ran out of money, you could tell me, and I'd give you food."
"You didn't think much of it at the time."
"Said you had food to eat."
"I thought I was wrong at the time."
"I didn't expect..."
"Eating shit is your hobby!"
Yu Tianheng's expression was also quite ugly.
He was even trying to save Yu Xiaogang's face earlier.
What's there to save now?They've all been discovered to be really eating shit, what can you do?
Yu Xiaogang's expression stiffened at this moment.
No,
How did I get caught secretly sneaking out to eat shit and cultivate?
"Why are you all here?"
"Especially gathering here like this?"
Yu Xiaogang quickly wiped the stuff off his face.
"What's going on?"Flander sighed,
"The hotel toilet is clogged, we came out to use the restroom,"
"Xiao Gang, everyone has their own preferences,"
"Suit yourself,"
"I can't really say anything,"
"Just remember to rinse your mouth, brush your teeth, and have a mint or something to cover up the smell next time after you eat,"
"After all, we're people, not pigs.""You eat shit, we don't,"
Having said that, Flender sighed and left.
I never would have thought,
That my old friend of so many years would have this kind of hobby.
It's the first time I've discovered it.
Thinking back to the old days, it's truly disgusting.
Everyone except Yu Tianheng quickly followed Flender's pace.
Yu Tianheng looked at Yu Xiaogang meaningfully,
"Uncle..."
"Eat less, it's not good for your health..."
Saying this, he also quickly ran away.Yu Xiaogang is truly about to explode with anger!
Of all times for the hotel toilet to clog, it had to be when he was secretly out eating shit!
To think such a huge thing was discovered by someone,
Where can he even put his face now?
It's simply too embarrassing!
Yu Xiaogang looked at the chamber pot full of shit in front of him,
And kicked it into the toilet pit.
He's not just angry because he was discovered,
But also because he discovered that eating other people's excrement doesn't increase his cultivation,
Just like how inhaling other people's farts doesn't increase cultivation.At first, he endured the disgust and took a small bite with clenched teeth.
No reaction.
He must have eaten too little.
Then he devoured it voraciously!
Still no reaction.
Then he was discovered by everyone.
Which means he ate all that for nothing!
From now on, he would have to eat Tang San's.
Suddenly, Yu Xiaogang had an idea.
Since both feces and farts were effective, he wondered if urine would be useful too.
Without delay, Yu Xiaogang quickly returned to his room and washed up promptly.At this moment, Tang San was cultivating.
Yu Xiaogang then gave Tang San a small handful of beans.
"Little San, eat these."
"What are these?"
Tang San was a little puzzled; these beans looked quite ordinary.
"They can help me cultivate, and also, drink more water."
Hearing this, Tang San didn't think much of it.
Since it could help his wife cultivate, then of course he should.
Tang San directly ate the small handful of beans like pills, and at the same time, gulped down a liter of water.After finishing his drink, Yu Xiaogang smiled contentedly.
"Wife, what did you give me to eat?"
"I'm still a little confused,"
Tang San asked again,
"How can me eating something help you cultivate?"
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