Just as the group was leisurely enjoying the barbecue and chatting with Thor while saying goodbye, Coulson's phone suddenly rang. Seeing "Nick Fury" on the caller ID, he immediately cleared his throat, feeling a bit nervous, but still answered the call.
Nick's voice came from the other end of the line, with a hint of a sneer: "We saw you on the satellite, Coulson—yes, the satellite, and it even captured you leisurely... eating barbecue in the desert." He deliberately emphasized "you," revealing a sarcastic taunt.
Coulson immediately got into character, holding a skewer and putting on a serious expression. He started with a whole speech about "Norse mythology nonsense": "Director, this is a cultural exchange with Thor, the god of Norse mythology! To understand the power of mythology, of course, we need to... uh... deeply interact in his way."
Nick snorted, the sneer on the other end of the phone becoming more obvious: "Oh, having a cultural exchange with Thor, are we? You're really 'working yourself to the bone' for your job, Coulson. But, I also need to remind you of something—I'm not very interested in Nordic barbecue, but I'm quite familiar with the 'culture' of Siberia. How about I let you stay there for a few days? I hear it's so cold there it makes you particularly sober."
Coulson shivered, recalling the biting cold of Siberia, and quickly promised: "Oh, no, no, Director, I really don't want to understand Siberian culture... I swear I'll write an epic, detailed report this time—including the... uh, details of every skewer."
Nick Fury on the other end of the phone let out a meaningful cold snort and slowly said: "It had better be, Coulson." As soon as he finished speaking, the satellite captured Coulson's image. On the screen, he was facing the sky with a fawning smile, as if making eye contact with Nick in the sky.
Nick looked at Coulson's "praying to the sky" appearance on the screen and couldn't help but sneer again: "Very good, it seems you still remember who is watching you from above, Coulson."
Dominic smiled slightly, his ears subtly catching the content of Nick and Coulson's conversation. He couldn't help but secretly praise Nick's skill with dry humor. With a slightly mischievous smile playing on his lips, he looked at Coulson, who was hastily hanging up the phone and returning.
"Hey, Coulson," Dominic teased in a low voice, with a hint of a mischievous smile, "Siberia suits you quite well. You can experience complete 'sobriety' and calmly contemplate life!"
Coulson frowned and replied somewhat helplessly: "I don't want to have a 'deep exchange' with ice and snow. But you, Dominic, listening so carefully, it seems you're quite eager to join? I can help recommend you to the Director!"
Dominic chuckled softly, leaned in a bit, and said, pretending to be serious: "Oh, I'd have to trouble you then. However, I hear the barbecue there has a unique flavor. How about you go try it first and come back and tell me?"
Daisy, who was eavesdropping on their conversation nearby, couldn't help but chuckle softly and leaned in closer, looking at Dominic jokingly: "So, should you two have a 'dry humor showdown'? When we get back, let's really compete and see who can drive the other crazy first?"
Coulson sighed helplessly and smiled at Daisy: "I'd like to have a chance to compete with this 'superhero,' but—" He looked at Dominic, a hint of wariness in his eyes, "sometimes his 'jokes' aren't something ordinary people can handle."
Dominic raised an eyebrow, and with a confident smile, patted Coulson's shoulder, "Don't worry, Coulson, jokes need to be tailor-made. We can't have you go to Siberia and still not laugh warmly enough, can we?"
Coulson shook his head with a smile, sighing helplessly, while becoming more determined about the "report" he might have to write until midnight.
On the other side, Jane and Thor began their final moments of intimacy.
Jane: "So, are you really going back now?"
Thor: "Yes, Jane. There are some... issues at home that I need to resolve, especially Loki, he..."
Jane: "I understand. After all, he is your brother. But you need to protect yourself too."
Thor: "I will. And, after returning to Asgard, I will definitely become stronger. The next time I see you, I will come back with... more stories."
Jane: "That sounds good, I'll wait for you... but you have to promise me not to get hurt."
Thor: "Jane, for you, I will be more careful. Even through a thousand difficulties and dangers, I will definitely return."
Jane: "Then I'll wait for you here. But you have to be quick, the days on Earth... are not as long as in Asgard."
Thor: "Alright, then I'll try to come back quickly so you don't have to wait too long."
Jane: "I'm not afraid to wait, just don't make me worry."
Thor: "I definitely won't. You take care of yourself too."
Jane nodded slightly, her eyes full of tenderness. After gazing at each other for a moment, Thor gently lowered his head, leaned close to her lips, and kissed her deeply. Jane closed her eyes, gently responding to this reluctance to part.
On the other side, Coulson, Daisy, and Dominic watched this scene. Coulson coughed softly, Daisy couldn't help but laugh out loud, and Dominic shrugged, saying softly to the two: "Ah, the taste of love—too bad I'm already full."
Smiling slightly, he put his arm around Daisy and whispered close to her ear: "Tonight, will the moon be jealous that you are by my side?" His voice carried a hint of low temptation, almost like a soft hum. Daisy's face instantly flushed, her lips trembled slightly, and she quietly replied: "Hmph, you say that too skillfully..."
Dominic raised an eyebrow and continued to respond softly: "Skillful, yes, but there's only one person." Daisy's face became even redder, and she couldn't help but gently push his chest, saying softly with a hint of shy laughter: "You really are a complete rascal."
Standing to the side, Coulson witnessed this scene, adjusted his collar, and with a helpless smile on his face, muttered to himself: "Alright, it seems tonight's family-friendly scene is being completed by me alone." He casually ran a hand through his hair, sighed, and continued to grumble inwardly: "So, I came all this way just to be the 'single observer' and have to force a smile on the side."
At this moment, Thor and Jane, having finished their affectionate gaze and farewells, walked over. Thor clapped Coulson on the shoulder and laughed heartily: "Mr. Coulson, we have plenty of time. After returning to Asgard, I will propose to my Father that we find you an equally brave companion!"
Coulson looked at Thor with a wry smile and waved his hand helplessly: "Thank you for your kindness, Prince Thor, but, Earthlings' relationships... well, they're a bit different from Asgardians'."
Hearing this, Dominic smiled a bit mischievously: "That's not necessarily true, Coulson. The moonlight is just right tonight. How about we give you some advice?"
Daisy gently linked her arm through Dominic's and smiled: "Don't worry, Coulson, we don't mind helping you find a suitable match. After all, you're our 'single Guardian'."
Coulson shook his head helplessly, looking at the group of cheerful companions in front of him. A smile also appeared on his lips as he thought: "This 'cultural exchange' trip was quite worthwhile."
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