"Hey everyone, I want you to hear me out. I'm Carl Brown, an alchemist from the Kingdom of Dawn. Not long ago, I saw a quest on the Quest Board from an elderly minor noble who'd lost all his relatives in the recent war. So he posted a quest looking for someone to help ease his loneliness and let him spend his final days in peace. So I created this—a talking crystal parrot."
As soon as you click on Reverse Merlin Carl Brown's video, you hear him earnestly explaining the backstory: "My crystal parrot can talk and chat, and its intelligence level keeps growing over time. More importantly, if you encounter someone you don't like, you can push it forward and it'll start going off with colorful language. And you don't have to feel embarrassed because, hey, it's just an alchemical product, right? After the crystal parrot finishes its rant, you can just explain to the person."
"Now, let me demonstrate the parrot's two main functions."
