Donkey hoof trimming videos finally blew up, and along with them, the nickname "Elder Donkey" for the Hunting Pope caught on too.
In a mansion not far from the Church of Hunting headquarters, a wiry young man watched the snowballing trend online, grinning ear to ear. Ever since he first showed up at Church headquarters years ago and saw the Pope's face, he'd wanted to say it—the Pope really did look like a donkey. But in real life? No way he'd dare say that out loud, or even mention it to anyone else.
Now though, with the Pope actually appearing on screen with an actual donkey, he finally had his chance.
"Dude, if your Pope finds out you're the one leaving these comments, you're toast," his younger brother warned, watching his gleeful sibling. Even at his young age, he could tell things were spiraling way beyond their original plan.
