Coff's Lola Comes for Fortune-Telling!**
Lin Chen patted her lightly and said with grievance,"Hey, be reasonable. You clearly took advantage of me. I'm still fresh meat, you know."
Diana slapped him without hesitation.
"Bastard. Say one more word about my age and believe it or not, I'll beat you until you can't take care of yourself."
Lin Chen looked at her faintly cyan-colored arm and fell silent for a moment.
"…Can you be gentler? Having a girlfriend this strong is terrifying."
Diana rolled her eyes."You think I didn't know? You have Self-Healing Ability. The strawberry marks I worked so hard to plant—only one was left!"
"I even got discovered by you again… life is so hard."
She got up from the bed."I'm going to make breakfast."
Just then—
Ding-dong.
The doorbell rang.
Lin Chen asked strangely,"Diana, did you invite someone over today?"
Diana shook her head."I don't have many friends, and definitely not anyone who'd come this early."
Lin Chen's eyes suddenly lit up. He sighed helplessly."…They're here for me."
Diana narrowed her glowing eyes. In the dark, the effect would've been even better.
"Looking for you? It's not another girlfriend, right?"She suddenly felt a sense of crisis. "Why don't you run?"
Lin Chen shook his head."It's you who should run. Relax, there's just a kid outside."
Diana opened the door.
Mindy stood there, smiling sweetly."Hello, sister. I'm here to find the priest."
Diana frowned slightly."How did you know he was here?"
"I saw you two outside the exhibition hall last night."
"You followed us?" Diana sighed inwardly.Am I really that old? Even kids can track me now… and I didn't even notice.
The two walked in.
Lin Chen had already gotten up. He looked at Mindy with a speechless expression."…Tsk. What do you want now?"
Mindy raised her phone cutely."I was chatting with Sister Harley. She asked me to check on you. Then Sister Natalie reminded me that wherever you live, there's probably already a hostess."
Lin Chen shook his head."Is there no trust between people anymore? Hey—little girl, let me ask you something."
"I want to go to Gotham!" Mindy grinned. "New York is so boring."
"Your Big Daddy won't agree. And don't you still have school?"
"I've got a few days off. A whole month of vacation!"She said confidently."You just tell Big Daddy I want to go to Gotham. I heard Batman and a lot of criminals are there. Very attractive. I want to meet them."
Lin Chen sighed."You already blackmailed the most searched man in the world. What more do you want?"
Mindy sat down firmly, clearly planning to freeload.
At that moment, Catwoman sent a video call.
"Stinky Taoist priest, you haven't streamed for two days. I'm bored to death. I want to run away."
Lin Chen rubbed his temples."Can't you watch dramas? I'm already a salted fish, and you still urge me to stream every day. Life is too exciting."
Catwoman shook her head gracefully."Watching dramas is boring. I only like watching you."
"…Thanks. Really."
Mindy immediately ran over and acted cute."Sister Catwoman, I'm coming to play with you in a few days!"
"Mmm~ Mindy is so cute."
Lin Chen shook his head."Life is all acting. Can you not act like this?"
Mindy rolled her eyes, grabbed Lin Chen's phone, and pointed it toward Diana.
"Sister Catwoman, who do you think this is?"
Diana couldn't pretend not to see anymore.She waved politely. "Hello."
Black Widow squeezed into the frame."You're so beautiful. Why would you wrong yourself by being with a stinky Taoist priest?"
Diana panicked."No! He and I are just ordinary friends!"
"Ordinary friends wear pajamas and make him breakfast?"Top agents were not that easy to fool.
Mindy smiled innocently."Don't worry. She's actually my sister. You misunderstood."
"Little liar," Black Widow glared. "Do you think I'm that easy to trick?"
Lin Chen laughed."Natalie, you're too fierce. You already interfered with my investments—be careful you don't lose everything."
Black Widow snorted and dragged the others away to train.
"What is a man? A piggy bank is king."
Lin Chen placed the phone on the coffee table and started the livestream.
His followers had already exceeded five million.Not long after the stream started, hundreds of thousands flooded in.
"Master, we've been waiting!""Master, who was that just now?!"
Sharp-eyed viewers caught a glimpse of Diana walking past.
"That girl just now—so beautiful!""Not Catwoman! Not the new Mera!""Cold temperament!""She looks like a royal big sister!""I want to kneel and sing 'Conquer'!"
Lin Chen smiled calmly."She's just a friend. Everyone guessed wrong—it's Mindy's distant cousin."
Mindy—now dyed purple again—was pulled into frame.
No one believed him.
"Daoist, stop. Everyone knows you.""Hurry up and do fortune-telling. Watching you live in Versailles makes me sad again."
Lin Chen nodded."Alright. Time for business."
He randomly selected a viewer named [Lola].
The connection was established.
On screen appeared a black-haired, blue-eyed woman, around twenty-seven years old.Great figure. Beautiful face.
She spoke softly,"Hello, Master. My name is Lola."
Lin Chen nodded."Hello, Lola. What would you like me to calculate?"
Lola suddenly burst into tears."Master… I want you to calculate my marriage."
Lin Chen was puzzled."With your looks and figure, and the way you talk, you shouldn't lack men."
The chat exploded.
"The Taoist really understands women!"
Lola nodded through tears."You're right. But I just want to find a man to marry. Why is it so hard?"
Lin Chen shook his head."It shouldn't be hard to find an honest man to marry. How could you still be single?"
The chat was instantly chaotic.
"She's here to seduce the Taoist!""She's not qualified!""Just listening to her cry makes my bones weak—how can no one want her?""Contact me, I'm single!""Same!"
Lola wiped her tears and said quietly,"Don't rush. I've already been married three times."
The room went silent.
"Every husband… died mysteriously."
"The first was a doctor. The day before the wedding, he slipped during surgery and died from hitting the back of his head."
"The second was a farmer. The night before the wedding, he was electrocuted in the bathtub."
"People said my fate was too hard. So for the third one, I found a gang leader—someone equally fierce. But he was hacked to death on the way to the wedding. They said it was a vendetta."
As she spoke, Lola started crying again—then sent a rocket gift.
"Master… they all left me property. Why is my life so miserable?"
Lin Chen finally understood—
Some women were really made of water.
She hadn't been on screen long, yet it felt like she'd cried a whole bowl of tears.
Wonder Woman couldn't bear it anymore."Master, she's crying so much my heart hurts. Please help her."
The viewers followed suit.
"Master, help her.""Some people are really born with kf fate.""Three inheritances? I think I found a way to get rich.""So beautiful but untouchable—how tragic.""Daoist, introduce her to me!"
"What's your secret?""Easy. All my clothes, pants, and shoes are Nike.""…Time to take your medicine upstairs."
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