Soon we came near a strange massive building, and it had a strange dark symbol on its walls; seeing it, I guessed it should be the brother's guild.
And we came in front of the gate and saw that everyone began to greet Ashoka.
Well, this guy surely was popular in the guild, but to think even these great beauties were heads over heels for him—well, surely seeing such popularity by a person like me wasn't a pleasant experience, so I began to think that these types of beauties were always seen by me on the internet only.
But I can't just say it loud, so heh-heh. I began to slip inside the guild while that bastard was busy seeking comfort from these beauties.
And as I entered the guild, I saw that everything in this place had black and dark-shaded colors and that it was looking much like a game's set.
So I quickly began to rush towards the registration girl, as I saw it in many games that if you want to join the guild, then you have to talk to that bouncy girl.
So while imagining some nice things about her, I quickly went to her and saw that she was not that good but still can't be ignored, so I asked with a cheerful tone, "Ma'am, I am here to register in the guild as its member, so can you help me with it?"
Hearing my query and looking at me strangely, she asked me, "Okay, so please fill out the forms, and after filling out the forms, we can test your strength and mana, and then after giving you a ranking according to it, you are free to take jobs!"
Hearing her answer, I nodded and began to write, but I was feeling that it was looking way too ordinary compared to my fantasy, so I asked her, "Ma'am, I need a special contract in which I can be free, as even brother has allowed me, so kindly ask your superiors to talk to my brother about it!"
Hearing my words, she made somewhat annoyed face but forced a smile and asked in annoyed tone: 'Sir, I can understand your concern but the guild has its own rules, so be thoughtful and who will be your brother?'
Hearing her words, I nodded while speaking in a firm tone: "Ma'am, but Michael told me that I would just have to mention his name and I would get my easy contract from you people, and Michael is my brother!"
Hearing this strange request and feeling it strange, she spoke in a somewhat frustrated tone and said, "Ok, I get your point, but you see, all the guild members have the same contracts, and only some rare people who have approached from high above can get different terms on the contract letter.
So think about it, and if you have proof of your approach, please show it. Then we can surely think about the terms of the contract."
Hearing a fair response, I thought that I should tell her about Ashoka, and surely she must have heard about him.
So I told her about Ashoka, as he held that emblem my brother gave me. But she felt that I was trying to act smart and trying to scam her, so she began to confront me in an informative manner.
And now I thought that I should have brought that bastard with me; if he were here, then he could have helped me here, and then I wouldn't have to prove this woman anything. So I started shouting Ashoka's name, and hearing my shout, he rushed in while sighing and asked, "What happened, brat? Why are you screaming your lungs out? Did you pee yourself or something?"
Hearing his words, I felt that this asshole surely needed his ass to be kicked, but still I explained the situation to him, and as he heard it, he felt that it was pretty logical for that girl to react that way and spoke: "Brat, of course the girl is right about her duty, as you didn't show her proof or anything, but don't worry, this father will teach you how to hit on a woman in the most effective way!"
Hearing his words, I felt that this bastard was a bigger womanizer than I thought him to be; this creep was even thinking about hitting on her while he went near the reception and began to talk to that girl while he told me to get something for snacks from the guild's restaurant.
So hearing him, I nodded and moved towards the restaurant, and soon after reaching there, I saw that despite its shabby appearance, it was looking too luxurious, and on the menu, most of the things weren't ever heard of by me. So I ordered everything that I could think of.
Hearing my order, the waitress left and gave my order to the chef, and this place was pretty crowded so that my brother was right that most of the members of the guild were dark-attributed and had pretty interesting habits, like being too cheerful and pretty simple-minded, like fighting, drinking, sex, etc.
So they were pretty easy to understand, and seeing them in person surely made me feel like I was in some kind of gang of trouble makers, because this place had all sorts of people here: assassins, witches, necromancers, dark lords, slaughterers, mages, warriors, etc. But they get together with each other pretty quickly, like kicking each other's asses and butts with no discrimination as to gender or race; some were busy licking it, some were acting as bullies, and some were acting like big shots. So surely, if you think about it properly, they were pretty lively with each other.
And I was feeling pretty nice while seeing them like this, and soon my food came to my table. And it was looking way too delicious, and it was pretty much veg, so I guess I didn't have to worry about getting strange body parts of strange creatures on my table. And hoping for something good, I began to eat it, and the first bite I took felt way too strange, but the next bite surely made its way to my stomach. But it had a pretty strange taste that can't be said to be bad. So I ate some more of it while drinking their rum, and even the rum felt much more raw and not much refined compared to the mansion's drink.
Now I got a clear picture that the mansion had better food and drinks than the entire world, but I guess I shouldn't just compare the food of such a luxurious mansion like mine to this mere guild's canteen, and people were fighting with the chef for making such a waste of food, and watching their quarrel was making my food much more delicious compared to before, so now I was really loving this guild.
And while I was enjoying such things, Ashoka came to my side while picking up my drink and gulping it. Soon he started speaking while spitting the rum. "These bastards are truly just spoiling a great rum, and how the fuck can you even eat this shit?"
Hearing him, I felt that how could he ever know the pain of an average office worker, who will be forced to overwork and have to survive only on those damn wasteful and tasteless snacks from the office ward and that damn fucking sour black coffee? Compared to that, this food was way too divine.