"Where's my ice cream??"
"Why don't you go ask your new boyfriend about it" Fel's eyes were throwing daggers at Curls.
"What the hells Fel! You know it's not like that!" I try to hug him but he just walks away "now, where's my double mango!!"
He raises his eyebrow "it was delicious"
"You traidor! I can believe you would be so cruel to me! What did I ever do for you to hate so much!!"
"Why has he gone full on drama queen?" JC asks his mom.
"He thinks he's acting cute, just ignore the crazy person"
"Et tu CC?" I grab my heart cause a person can handle only so much betrayal...
"How was the talk?" Asks Jee while walking out of the ice cream parlor, with a new cone of double mango.
"Is that for me???" He hands it over and I swear this man will be my best bro until the day I die. "We should run away together, let these two traitors fend for themselves"
"I don't know... What's in it for me??" He winks at CC, cause he whipped.
"Enough with your bullshit" Fel swatts at me and almost makes me throw my cone.
I gasp "Do not mess with the double mango or we are going to have a problem!" And I'm not kidding, in my twenty years in the capi I've tried every mango ice cream I could find, they all fell short. This is the best and I want to die swimming in it. "When we get married we should have this instead of a cake" and they're all looking at me like I'm nuts.
"The talk?" I love him when he wants to murder me... Is that another red flag? Damn I'm living on the edge here.
"We didn't really talk" I shrug "we exchange numbers, will talk later" mmmm best ice cream ever "I don't know about what though... He doesn't want to talk about how he had me cloned and stuff"
"Isn't it obvious. He wants you bad" Fel is indignant. I'm not chuckling, I swear
"That's the best part, he doesn't want me at all" and that's the you-are-an-idiot look again "no, really! He got a zero in the AYT scale"
"Ugh don't ask, he warns the other "that's what he wants" little back stabbing love of my life.
"No need to ask, let me elaborate" damn this ice cream changed my mood completely "the AYT test is a scientifically proven method to quantify someone's sexual attraction towards myself." Dramatic pause, I look at them and let it sink in "no one gives me zero in the Are You Thirsty test, I mean, look at me" I wave at my hot bod "even Jee gave me a two, but somehow... Some way... The guy married to my clone doesn't want to tap this" I slap my ass cause, yeah, I'm feeling a little extra right now "it's like in his eyes I am the lesser version cause Curls is in love with his husband, and love makes us blind and stupid, it's the only explanation" they are not reacting at all "scientifically proven"
CC looks at Jee "did you put something in his ice cream?" What??
"Like all the E in the world?" Ey Matt was here too.
"Oh he gets like that when he has too much sugar he will come down in a while and will need a nap"
"You're talking like I'm a two year old"
"How was that ice cream?"
"I think it evaporated. I'm gonna get me another one"
The rest of the night flew by, we had a lot of fun and I really really needed a nap, damn him.
So we are snuggling in bed, half asleep already when he kind of whispers "you said you wanted that ice cream instead of cake for our wedding"
"Yeah, is that weird? Do you want a cake?" We can have ice cream cake right? A good compromise.
"No, it's fine, but you said at our wedding" oh!
Ooooohh!!!!! Fuck!
"Ah, nevermind that" fuck fuck fuck "but heads up... Some day soon I'm gonna propose and it's going to be perfect"
"Ok" I hug him tighter "and I'm going to say yes, I promise, no matter how much you fuck it up"
"Of course you will, you are the smartest person I know"