Yumi got isekai’d into her best friend’s favorite otome game after a freak lightning strike.
Cool, right? Except she’s not the heroine.
Not the villainess.
Not even a background cutie.

She’s Silvie Briar, the useless sidekick who only ever says “Yes, my lady!”

But when she accidentally saves the villainess from her “doom flag,” the story short-circuits.
Now the world’s glitching, capture targets are acting way too interested, and the game keeps calling her an “Anomaly.”

With sass as her sword and sarcasm as her armor, Silvie’s not here to play the game,
She’s here to break it.

 “Who needs a heroine when the sidekick’s max-leveled?”

The blinding white light receded, replaced by the familiar cold, sterile air of the [Eternal Dungeon]. But this wasn't the crypts of the skeleton floors.


I was back in the circular, red-sky arena where I'd fought the Warden. The compacted sand crunched under my boots. The crumbling stone walls loomed in the crimson twilight. Floor 20. The next Milestone.


My simple training uniform materialized, replacing the plain frock I'd been wearing just moments before.


[PROTOCOL 'VILLAINESS SIDEKICK GEAR' ACTIVATED.]


[Anomaly is unarmed. Providing basic set.]


Another [Trainee's Practice Rapier (F-Rank)] appeared in my hand. I sighed. Still no upgrade. At least this time I knew its limitations.


Skills: [Nod], [Agree], [Cower], [Novice Footwork (E-Rank)], [Rapier Arts (D-Rank)], [Deceive (D-Rank)], [Barter (F-Rank)], [Lesser Light (F-Rank)], [Mana Dart (F-Rank)], [Minor Ward (F-Rank)]


Chapter 13 - This Dungeon Has No Chill.