Liohime Kitagami bit the inside of his cheek and closed his eyes.
When it came to speaking about another woman in front of his Magical Beast Girl, he was probably just as good as dead.
"So? Did you?" repeated Shihon, with a grimacing look.
"U-Um, what would you do with the answer…?"
"So you did…YOU DAMN-MMMFF!!"
Shihon's bellows were quickly silenced out by his right hand covering her mouth. Still, he awkwardly smiled and waved to the other customers who passed by and heard the sudden noise. Then he leaned forward and hastily reprimanded her in a hushed voice, "Q-Quiet down. I know you're pissed off right now, okay, but-"
Chomp, came the sound of Shihon's fang-like teeth biting into the hand that tried to cover them, and it took everything in his power not to bawl out right then and there.
"NNNNGGG!! You bit me!?" he hissed quietly, examining the minor bite mark and the tickle of blood that oozed out. "Bad Shihon. Very bad!"
"Master, how shameless of you," she hissed back. "You brought me to a store that you chose just because you and that harlot used to go here before!"
"Don't call her that! And that really wasn't the reason I brought you here, dammit!"
"L-Like hell! You probably did it with her in the same changing roo-mmmff!!!"
"Quiet down, I said!"
Chomp.
"NNGGGHH!!"
***
After a few minutes of silence between the two, Liohime slowly opened the curtains and peeked inside to spot Shihon sitting down with her hands crossed. As they exchanged glances, the latter scoffed.
"What is it, Master?"
"Are you still-"
"Mad at you?"
"....Are you?"
"A bit," she answered.
"Aw, that kinda hurts," Liohime declared while shutting his right eye only, still peeking at her. "You're making your partner soooo sad."
"Guh."
"Why would my dear partner be so mad at me….does she not love me anymore…?"
"Ack."
"Maybe her love was only like a leaf in the wind, gone in an instan-"
"W-Why you…do you think I don't know what you're doing?"
"Alright, I'm sorry, I'm sorry," he lamented, as he clasped both of his arms together and bowed his head. "Please forgive me, Shihon-sama."
"H-Hmph…I already have, I suppose," she mumbled, gently stroking her own beautiful hair. "I can never be mad at you for long, Master."
"T-That's a relief. Wanna try on some more dresses?"
"Okie."
***
Over the next few minutes, a wide selection of dresses were worn, which, to be honest, was a blessing for both parties involved.
Although he did not voice it, Liohime was most definitely enjoying the variety of Shihon's choices being put on display for him in the changing room.
Oversized hoodies, denim jackets, blazers, kimonos and leather skirts were all on full display for Shihon's Master to see.
I'm a lucky guy, he thought, while keeping a straight face despite showering Shihon with compliments.
"You can come in now, partner~."
"Alright, this must be….woah."
On entering, Liohime was blessed with the sight of Shihon in a skimpy miniskirt and a loose white vest.
"T-That's pretty bold."
"But you like it, right?" she questioned with a mischievous smirk.
"S-Sure, it looks good on you. Very pretty," he remarked with all honesty.
At this point he was still trying to get himself under control. He had been reminded of just how sexy the Magical Beast Girl known as Shihon was.
He gulped while they both blushed and avoided eye contact.
"W-Well," she stammered, "I guess I'll take this then.Ah , maybe I should have also picked a male suit to try on."
"Eh, wait, why??"
"I wanna see how cool I look while cross-dressing."
"...Seriously…alright, I'll wait outside while you change into your next dress-"
"You can stay here, if you want to, Master. I don't mind." was the interjected reply.
Liohime froze.
"Is it even…okay for me to be here? What if-"
"Relax, I don't think they'll pull you out for being in here with me," she chatted while removing the vest that hid her breasts. "Plus, this is an isolated changing room, so you'll be fine. If a staff member spots you in here, I'll just say that you were here helping me- did you just turn around?"
"It's called being a gentleman," he muttered.
"Hmm, I didn't call you in here to be a gentleman, though…"
Okay, that was smooth. Still, this woman is a problem, goodness.
After a few seconds, she called out, "Okay, the last dress. You can look."
And as he turned around, a stunned expression was locked in place and his eyes widened.
"A….bunny cosplay outfit!?"
"How do you like this bad bitch in black, Master?" she proudly declared with a smile, twisting her hips and placing her hand on her butt, examining the tightness of the material from behind. "Ah, it's a bit too tight, though."
Her black stockings, white gloves, tight dress and slender figure that complimented everything was the final nail in the coffin.
"Excuse me for a second."
"Huh? Why are you stepping out of the changing room, Master?"
"It's just for a few seconds. Oh, and we can keep this dress for you as well."
"O-Oh, okay."
As soon as he closed the curtains and was out of her sight, he kneeled down, put his hands together, let the tears from his watered eyes flow, and let his boner grow.
Thank you, me, for choosing this location once again.
Good for you, main character. You proudly displayed the author's self-insert part well.
***
With shopping bags in their hands, a satisfied Liohime and an excited Shihon finally left and headed for home.
Most of the passers-by in the area had dispersed as it was now getting late.
"So…how was it for a first time outing, Shihon?"
"Hm? Well other than you flirting with girls and being shameless with a location of where you took your ex-"
"Hey…"
"It was good." A bright smirk formed, and her endearing eyes made it clear that her mood had been lifted, which was enough for Liohime.
"That's good. Let's get home quickly and rest up, then-"
A scream stopped them in their tracks. It was one that echoed from only a few feet behind them.
Spinning around instantly, the couple monitored the scenario that took place.
"S-Stop!!" a middle-aged worker with blonde hair and glasses cried out, trying to chase a man with a dark leather jacket. "Someone please!! He has my jewelry in that pouch!!!"
A quick robbery had taken place, and the suspect was on the run.
At once, Liohime stepped back, but he was yanked into a nearby alleyway by Shihon, who quickly removed her robe outfit and threw it on him.
"Shihon, wai-"
"That guy is gonna pay," were the only words spoken from the Magical Beast Girl before she contorted into her beast-like form and leaped back onto the main street, joining the pursuit.