I move swiftly around the midnight café, serving drinks, placing down utensils, and refilling water glasses before customers even realize they're empty. My movements have this elegant, graceful quality to them now, like I'm performing some kind of waiter ballet instead of just doing my job. If past-Adam could see present-Adam right now, he'd probably assume I got possessed by the ghost of a professional server.
It's been two weeks since I started work at the Midnight Café (one week since the family night horror movie), and I'm proud to announce that I have, against all odds, learned how to walk. I know, I know: real impressive milestone for an eighteen-year-old. Next week I'll be tackling shoelaces and the alphabet.
But seriously, there's walking, and then there's walking. The kind that makes you look like you know what you're doing. The kind that doesn't involve bumping into tables, nearly dropping plates, or creating the general impression that you're a baby giraffe who just discovered the concept of legs.
I've been observing Mr. Vale's movements (read: staring at him like a creep for two solid weeks), studying how he glides around the café with his eerie, almost supernatural grace. He moves from table to table like he's teleporting, appearing wherever he's needed as if he's in ten places at once. It's honestly kind of creepy. I'm half-convinced he's actually a vampire, which would explain the whole "Midnight Café" aesthetic and why he's so physically fit despite being in his fifties.
But I've begun to crack the code. I've realized how he does it, and spoiler alert: he's not actually teleporting. Disappointing, I know. He's also not running around all over the place, though he maintains a quick pace. The secret isn't speed. It's strategy, posture, and a frankly disturbing level of spatial awareness.
I've started emulating his techniques, and honestly? It's working.
First, there's the physical aspect. His steps are measured, each one covering approximately the same distance, maintaining a steady rhythm throughout the entire shift. It's like he's got a metronome installed in his brain. His posture creates this impression of calm efficiency: upright but not rigid, shoulders relaxed, facial expression serene. He moves his head in slow, purposeful arcs to track everything happening around him, taking in information like some kind of elegant surveillance system. And he steps lightly: not stomping or shuffling, just this smooth, quiet gliding motion that makes him seem like he's floating an inch above the ground.
Then there's the strategic component, which might be even more impressive. Mr. Vale knows exactly where he needs to go at any given moment, and he always finds the most efficient path to get there. While scanning the restaurant, he's constantly predicting: Will that table need him soon? Is someone almost done with their meal? Does a customer's body language suggest they're ready to leave? He processes all this information in real-time and calculates the optimal route like he's running pathfinding algorithms in his head.
And look, I don't want to toot my own horn here... actually, you know what, I'm absolutely going to toot my own horn: I think I'm doing pretty well for someone who's only two weeks into this job. My footsteps are fairly evenly spaced now, and I like to believe I actually look somewhat relaxed while moving around, though I'm probably being biased when rating myself. I'm also getting better at the prediction game: Which tables are burning through water fastest? Who ordered the messiest foods and will inevitably need extra napkins? Are there people who've finished their meals, sitting there with empty plates like they're waiting for someone to release them from dining purgatory?
It's Saturday night, and the café is absolutely packed. Every table is occupied, there's a small queue of people waiting by the entrance, and the ambient jazz has been turned up slightly to compete with the buzz of conversation filling the space. The warm lighting reflects off wine glasses and polished silverware, creating this almost dreamlike atmosphere that would be really pleasant if I wasn't currently experiencing controlled chaos.
There's barely any time to think: someone needs more water over there, I need to deliver food over here, I need to quickly bus a table so new guests can sit down.
I catch Mr. Vale smiling at me as I smoothly navigate between tables, nodding his approval. Even during this absolute rush, he still finds time to offer guidance. As I'm clearing a table, stacking plates with precision that would make my past self weep with envy, Mr. Vale materializes beside me. I swear I didn't see him coming. Hm... Maybe he is a vampire...
"When the café is this busy," he says in that warm, avuncular voice of his, "always think ahead. What will you do after cleaning this table? What happens after you refill that table's water?" He gestures subtly toward a couple in the corner who are indeed almost out of water. "Answer these questions in advance, and you'll work more seamlessly. You won't waste time standing around, wondering what to do next."
"Got it," I say, nodding. "Think ahead, minimize transitions." It makes sense, it's basically the same concept as planning your movements in a strategy game, except instead of commanding units on a battlefield, I'm commanding myself to not look like an idiot in a fancy café.
"Precisely." Mr. Vale gives me one of his small, knowing smiles, the kind that suggests he's aware of exactly how overwhelmed I am but also confident that I can handle it. "You're learning quickly, Adam. Very quickly indeed." And then he's gone, gliding off toward another section of the restaurant like the graceful phantom that he is.
I finish clearing the table, signal to Mr. Vale that it's ready, and immediately chart my next course: refill water for the corner couple, check on table three's dessert order, grab more napkins from the back because table nine somehow went through an entire stack (seriously, what were they doing, origami?), then circle back to see if anyone else needs anything.
The rest of the shift passes without any major disasters. Sure, there are moments where I make a bit too much noise while stacking plates, earning me a brief, pointed look from Mr. Vale that somehow communicates an entire lecture on the importance of silence. And yeah, I nearly bump into him a few times while rushing to my next task because apparently he can materialize anywhere without warning.
But I make no major errors. No shattered plates. No spilled drinks. No accidentally calling a customer "dude" instead of "sir." Incredibly few mistakes in general.
I'm getting pretty good at this whole... walking thing.
When my shift finally ends, I make my way to the back to say goodbye to the kitchen staff. The woman at the prep station: middle-aged, kind eyes, perpetually dusted with flour, laughs warmly as I approach.
"Good work today!" she calls out. "I knew you'd get there. You're doing really well now!"
"Thanks," I say, genuinely appreciating the encouragement. Then curiosity gets the better of me. "Actually, how'd you know? You knew I was having a rough first day, and now you know I'm doing better, but you're usually just in the kitchen."
She laughs again, more amused this time. "Well, the first day, I could hear the plate shatter, which was a pretty clear signal." I wince at the memory. "But really, I could just tell from your face. You look happy today."
I notice that, as she said, I am in a pretty good mood. I'm standing confidently, with a small smile that apparently broadcasts my emotional state to anyone paying attention. "Hmmm... I see. I guess I should've known, I was looking pretty depressed on the day I started, wasn't I?" I chuckle, finding humor in how obvious my misery must have been.
"Well, that's in the past now," the buff guy working the grill chimes in, giving me an encouraging smile that somehow doesn't look out of place on his intimidating frame. "You're doing very well now."
"That's true," I smile back, genuinely grateful for their encouragement. "Well, good work everyone! I'm heading out."
I hear a chorus of positive responses: "See you tomorrow!" "Have a good night!" "Don't forget your jacket!" and make my way back through the dining room toward the entrance.
Mr. Vale is standing by the front podium, reviewing what looks like reservation notes for the next day. He glances up as I approach, and that warm, approving expression crosses his face again.
"Good work today, Adam," he says, placing a hand on my shoulder, a gesture that feels both paternal and professional, like he's acknowledging not just that I did my job, but that I'm actually improving at it.
Four words. That's all he says. But the weight behind them makes me stand a little taller.
"Thank you, sir," I say, meaning it completely. "I'm looking forward to working with you again tomorrow."
"That sentiment is mutual," he says kindly. "Rest well tonight."
I step out into the cool night air, the sounds of the café fading behind me as the door swings shut. The plaza is quieter now, most of the shops already closed for the evening. There's something peaceful about this moment, this transition from the bustling energy of work to the calm of heading home.
As I walk, I find myself thinking about how much has changed in just two weeks. I came into this job as the human equivalent of a car crash: loud, destructive, and something people couldn't look away from out of sheer morbid curiosity. And now? I'm not perfect, not by a long shot. But I'm competent. I'm improving. I can move with a silent grace and confidence that the old me would have never thought possible.
It's funny how satisfying it feels to be good at something that seemed impossible just a short time ago. Like I've unlocked some new skill in the game of life, except instead of learning a cool magic spell, I've learned how to carry plates without dropping them. Not exactly the most glamorous achievement, but I'll take it.
My phone buzzes in my pocket, and I pull it out to see a message from Selene in the family group chat:
Selene:how was work??? did you break anything???
Bianca:she means "how are you doing, we missed you"
Selene:huh??? no? i meant what i said 😈
Mom:I'm sure he did wonderfully! 💚
I can't help but smile as I type out my response:
Me:No broken plates today, thanks for the vote of confidence Selene.
Me:It was actually pretty good, getting the hang of it.
Selene:omg look at you being all responsible and employed
Selene:mom is he being mind controlled 🤔
Bianca:proud of you dork
Mom:That's wonderful, sweetie! Get home safely! 💚💚💚