"Yoshi, I'm gonna give you a GOLDEN TIP about girls!"
Fukuoka shouted, punching the air with his fist.
"Hit me with it!" Yoshi replied, his eyes fixed on his friend's determination.
"Girls don't like men who only eat junk food! We have to be REFINED! Always smile, and, most importantly, NEVER end the night without a kiss!"
Fukuoka declared, vibrating with excitement.
"But… how did you learn that if you said you never dated?!" Yoshi inquired suspiciously, frowning.
"If there's one thing 'adult' videos taught me, it's the GREATNESS of how to treat a girl!" Fukuoka answered, striking a triumphant pose.
Nanai knocked on the door, wearing a dress.
"Nanai, you look STUNNING!" Yoshi exclaimed, his eyes sparkling like stars.
"You don't even look like the Nanai from this morning, a goblin!"
Fukuoka provoked with sharp sarcasm.
POW! He got punched in the head.
"You boys look handsome too," Nanai said, her voice sweet and delicate like petals.
The two boys were wearing tuxedos.
"Let's go!" Nanai called.
"WAIT!" Fukuoka said, suddenly halting everything.
He pulled out a spray and concentratedly spritzed it into his mouth.
"Is this in case we GET TO KISS?!" Fukuoka asked, winking an eye.
At the restaurant, Nanai, Yoshi, and Fukuoka were already outside, waiting for the girls.
"Oh, HERE THEY COME!"
Nanai announced, pointing enthusiastically.
Yoshi immediately noticed: they were two trans women. Fukuoka, however, was totally hypnotized by the situation.
"Nanai, can I talk to you for a SEC?!" Yoshi whispered, pulling her aside.
"You DIDN'T SAY they were two trans women!" Yoshi asked in a panic.
"SHUT UP! They're very sensitive! If you hurt my friends, I'm going to spread the word throughout the entire school that you have magazines of naked men!"
Nanai threatened, with a terrifying look.
"But I don't have a single magazine of naked men!"
Yoshi retorted and immediately became thoughtful.
"You… YOU WOULDN'T DARE!"
"Try me and see!" Nanai challenged.
"Hello, friends! These are the boys Yoshi and Fukuoka, and these are my friends Britney and Jade!"
Nanai introduced, beaming.
They entered the restaurant. Sensei Yagato, upon seeing the girls, spat out all his drink in a catastrophic jet!
"Everyone, this is Britney and Jade. Girls, this is Sensei Yagato and Sensei Nubaro, and the others are the bunch of weirdos I told you about,"
Nanai said.
"Wow, it's a SUPER-DATE!" Britney exclaimed, excited.
Yagato began to whisper to himself: "I didn't know they liked THAT STUFF!" Nubaro gave him a brutal stomp on the foot. He let out a muffled scream, almost crying from laughter.
"It's a pleasure, girls. Please, have a seat," Nubaro said with a sweet, forced smile.
Jade placed her hand over Yoshi's, and he pulled his away with nervousness plastered on his face. Jade grabbed Yoshi's hand with such force that he could barely contain a silent scream, his face contorting into a comical mask of pain. Yagato, unable to contain himself, burst into a loud laugh, almost falling off his chair.
"I think tonight is going to be QUITE HOT!" Yagato said, resuming his laughter.
"Miss Britney, what do you do for work?" Yagato investigated.
"I work at a distribution center," Britney answered.
"Do you work unloading orders?" Yagato asked.
"Yes! How did you GUESS?!" Britney asked, intrigued.
"I've always had an INCREDIBLE INTUITION!" Yagato replied, patting his chest.
Britney had incredibly strong muscles.
"Your hand is so SOFT, Miss Britney," Fukuoka said with a look of overwhelming passion.
"Every night before bed I put on cream," Britney confessed.
"Do you live alone?" Fukuoka asked, leaning in.
"Yes, I just have a cat," Britney replied.
"You should take Fukuoka home to spend the night with you. It must be hard to be a helpless girl and sleep alone," Yagato suggested, with a mischievous gleam.
"May I, Miss Britney?!" Fukuoka pleaded, his eyes BESEECHING.
"Thank you, but no," Britney refused, firmly.
"Nanai, can we talk for a second alone?" Britney asked.
"This friend of yours is a PERVERT! He keeps grabbing my thigh and he's too clingy!" Britney complained, visibly bothered by Fukuoka.
"He's a nice guy, he's just a little strange," Nanai said, as the two returned to sit at the table.
Everyone was already getting the bill, and Fukuoka said:
"I'm going to the bathroom."
Fukuoka looked at himself in the mirror with a look of battle.
"MOUTH, CONTROL YOURSELF!" Fukuoka yelled at his own reflection, filled with uneasiness.
Everyone was already saying goodbye.
"Britney, I loved our night! What day can we see each other AGAIN?!"
Fukuoka said, already completely in love.
"I don't know, I'm very busy," Britney said, trying to get rid of Fukuoka.