Reborn To Chill, Reluctantly Became The Hero Of Everything

Hello! I’m Tensei. I’ve nuked cities, made friends regret existing, and survived battles so dumb even the universe shook its head. I’ve got a trained killer I call Phoenix squatting in my chest, ancestors screaming in my ear, and somehow… somehow, I’m expected to pass high school. Love, trauma, explosions, existential crises. It’s all in a day’s work. Think saving people is heroic? Try doing it while simultaneously being a literal walking catastrophe. Welcome to my life. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll question why you’re reading this instead of running.