[This is a work of fanfiction. For adult readers at age 18 or above. I don't claim any character other than my own original characters (OC). This fanfiction doesn't want to harm any original anime and comics]
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The city Sino Kang lived in seemed never to be asleep.
Office workers woke up at dawn, read the newspaper, ate breakfast, and went to their office like obedient slaves.
Just like how they were trained from childhood when their parents left them at the doors of a building called... Schools.
Earning money isn't bad but that's not all life is about.
In the evening, the same office workers returned to their respective homes, with tired bodies, frustrated minds because of superiors, worried faces because of workload, and bills to pay.
Then they hit the sack, as despair and their robotic life had stolen all their energy, leaving them with no energy to spend on quality time.
But things don't end there.
A very small portion of the population had it easy.
Believe it or not. They do exist.
They spent their money like Niagara Falls dropped water from Niagara Lake.
At night, they are especially active, with hardworking women from humble backgrounds.
You can never know a person by their appearance.
Sino Kang, a 26-year-old computer engineer, worker at a small tech company, knew these things very well.
His mother was from South Asia, while his father was from North Asia. Giving him a light yellow complexion with a handsome face, and a five feet and ten inches tall fit body to boot.
Strictly speaking, nothing was wrong with his life. He started his career as a developer of a visual novel game "Hide Your Wives, Wife Hunter Is Invading" and later he upgraded his skills, got an increment twice in his salary, and learnt to earn money from stocks.
Now, he was living a stingy life in a small rented apartment to save more money for his future family.
He had enough money to spare on a girlfriend, a wife, or a hooker, too.
But the man, wearing a grey winter jacket with a hoodie on his head, over his white shirt and black pants, was walking down the empty pedestrian path of the second last street to his apartment.
A laptop bag on his shoulders, he was carrying a few of his things, including his laptop, a comb, a mouth freshener, an umbrella, and... An expired packet of condoms.
Holy Mother bless you, my child! Amen! Hallelujah!
Slip---!!
Oh boy! He almost slipped backwards when I mentioned the condoms.
Can he hear me?
Nah!
'I can hear you, you third-rate narrator, ' Sino Kang spoke angrily in his mind while lifting up and adjusting his black framed glasses on his nose with the middle finger of his right hand.
This rascal...
Oh, look there...
A truck is coming at incredible speed while overtaking slower vehicles, in his opposite direction.
Sino noticed the truck, which was five seconds away from him.
And smiled confidently, thinking, 'No way I am dying tonight. I have got money to get some honey from Virgin Only Club. I can easily dodge Truck-san.'
This man is a weeb. I will keep his nationality secret. All I can say is he is an Asian but not Japanese.
Don't be sure of life because it is a river with certain starting and ending points but the journey in-between is full of uncertain waves.
Honk! Honk!
(Tires screeching)
The truck indeed turned towards Sino before blowing its horn, making a sharp curve.
The eyes of Sino got wide with shock, yet he moved swiftly towards the road, dodging the kiss of death because it wasn't a yandere goddess like Hella from Marvel comics, but the scary lord of hell, Hades.
Crack-crack-crack!!!
The truck busted into the convenience store by breaking its glass front walls.
Why? Because the truck driver's wife, also a part-time worker at that convenience store, was having an affair with the owner of the convenience store during her night shifts.
Please give a salute to this man who had been working hard on steering all day without resting for his wife, who cheated because of some bucks and attention from a guy.
No harm to any life was done. But the driver would definitely get imprisonment, embarrassment, divorce, no child custody, a penalty, and many other things.
Sino was left speechless on the road until he heard a car honking and saw it coming towards him.
Since dodging the car by going left (pedestrian path on right) seemed easy with a step, he didn't hesitate to move left with a jump.
Whoosh!
The car passed by him with a small gap between them.
But that wasn't the end.
He saw another car coming, but a little too far. So he moved left more, crossing the dividing yellow line between the roads.
Honk! Honk!
'Another truck! Dang it! If I die today, I want to be reborn in a world where girls can turn into vehicles like a truck. Then I will transform into a mega truck and hump them, ' He... just spouted nonsense because he had accepted his fate.
His favourite transformer was Optimus Prime.
But...
(Tires screeching)
"You effing mofo! Get your ass somewhere!, " the truck driver yelled at Sino while passing him by a small margin.
For a moment, Sino stared at the back of the truck, which came from behind him, standing near the yellow line.
"Maybe the goddess of luck is doing pole dancing for me from heaven, " Sino smirked at his luck.
But then again, if she were really doing that, his grandpa must be having quite a lively night.
The right side of the road was busy, so Sino chose to turn back, making the left side of the road the right side.
The shops on the pedestrian path on that side had already been closed. Even two street lamps weren't working.
It was like some curse user from Jujutsu Kaisen anime had opened "Dark Domain Expansion" to bring bad luck to invaders.
Seeing no vehicles on the other side for a long distance, he decided to cross the road in a hurry.
Jaywalking is no good. Don't follow this guy's steps.
Until the moment he was two steps away from the pedestrian path, he thought that his small eventful night was over.
He even heard a scream from behind, which probably belonged to the truck driver who rammed the company's truck into the secret love nest of his wife.
It was actually a sarcastic derivative song.
"Oh my wife, I am back again!"
"You saw me gone, come here for a bang!"
"But now I am here, to screw your affair!"
"Don't you know folks?!"
Everybody, join in, and make some noise.
(Yeah!!!) In unison with readers who will read this fanfiction. If you are vibing with it, then don't forget to comment.
"That I'll catch you in act!"
(Yeah!!!)
"Because I watch Detective Conan anime!"
(Yeah!!!)
"So now I am gonna shoot myself and gonna go to the afterlife!"
(No!!!)
"And readers will read my new life!"
(Yeah!!!)
"So I am coming... Oh my anime darlings... to your party!"
(Yeah!!!)
'He is gonna shoot himself! I need to leave, ' Sino thought and turned his head back cautiously while walking forward in the darkness.
Alas!
"Argh!"
He fell into a manhole hidden in the darkness and opened because of a certain mischievous god from comics.
...
"Ahh----!"
Thud!
He fell into a two-foot-wide manhole, kept falling for three seconds, and came out of a 7-foot-wide black hole.
The inside of the manhole wasn't narrow, so his body fell on the sandy ground horizontally.
Argh!
He groaned.
The good thing was that he guarded his face with his hands when he saw a bright hall.
He was awfully reflexive in a moment of crisis. But even his reflexes could not save him from falling into the manhole.
"Congratulations! Player Sino Kang. You are the first player to descend on this island. You have become the owner of this island, where you can summon players from different worlds with random draws. For your information, if you are lucky, you may even get female characters from the anime and comics you have read in your world. After all, the multiverse has everything you desire."
Sino slowly turned his body, lying on his back, and he saw a small flying humanoid spirit that reminded him of Tinkerbell.
But this small spirit had features of an adult male, voice of a teenager, modern black suit, pants and boots, stylish short hairstyle, four semi-transparent green wings making no noise at all, and a blue hollow above his head.
It didn't surprise Sino that the black hole had disappeared, and he had been transmigrated into a world that worked like a game because he had had enough experience with the same plots in anime and comics.
"Alright. Leave the details for later. Tell me more about draws, " he said while lying on the sand.
The little spirit kept flying above his face horizontally like a helicopter, his small mouth was loud, "Each owner of the Island gets one free draw every day for ten consecutive days. You can use them whenever you want. After that, you will have to spend millions of credits to draw once."
Then a blue system window appeared beside the little spirit. It showed, two choices.
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Draw: 1
[Anime Player Box]
[Comics Player Box]
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"My choice may sound dumb but I will choose Anime Player Box, " Sino told the spirit.
He didn't even have to sit up to see his surroundings. When he turned his back to the ground, he saw that a vast ocean spread on the horizon, just a dozen steps away from his position.
It was a night with a crescent moon and a cold breeze. Fortunately, he was wearing warm clothes.
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Your luck seems to be traveling towards a beautiful woman.
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"It means you will probably get a female anime character, " the little spirit said with a smile.
But Sino was more interested in the system window.
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Naruto-verse...
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"This is not good. I haven't finished watching this anime, " Sino got worried, "Hope it is a MILF like Kushina, Tsunade, Tsunami, or Mikoto."
His eyes glinted with red light, mixed with purple shade (erotism).
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Player name starts from S
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"No no no no! Anyone! But not Sakura. No offence. But she isn't my type, " he pleaded to the system.
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The player has been chosen. Air dropping in five seconds.
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"What?! Could it be Sarada? That's fine too. Wait! She is gonna fall like me?" Sino smirked, "Come here, princess, your prince charming is ready!"
He spread his arms to welcome the female player.
A black hole appeared on his head, just two meters above him. It was two meters wide too.
With the appearance of the black hole came the scream of a girl.
"Kyaa---!"
But the moment two pairs of legs wearing white leggings and feet wearing red flags came out from the black hole, time slowed down dramatically for him.
'No---! Way---! Why her?' Sino knew only the weak past of Sakura.
Bam!
The girl landed on her feet, looked down for a second then looked to her left, found the man who was lying underneath her red flats.
Sino's upper body and legs raised, making a V shape that looked like a downward T thanks to the female's slender figure.
Under the moonlight, he saw the girl's face and her short pink hair. But there was no diamond-shaped seal. Also looked way past the age of 18. Wearing a red qipao.
"Sorry! I didn't know someone would be here, " she said with an apologetic face.
Because she was standing on his crotch.
It was then that pain hit his mind, and a scream spread from that isle.
"Noooooo----!!!"
Hahaha! Now that's a quite a beginning of a story.
Let's move to next chapter and see who is this young girl that resembles to Sakura from "Naruto" anime.