Levi looked at the chat group interface in front of him.
Below the message he had just sent, there was a new reply.
[Lumine: Exactly! Anyone who's still asleep is just a lazy bum!]
If anyone else saw it, they'd probably say the same thing about the two of them.
'You think you're funny?'
'Getting up at four or five in the morning before sunrise just to call everyone else lazy?'
'Feels like both of you are missing something upstairs.'
It made sense that Levi was awake. After all, he'd worked overtime all night and had only just gotten off work.
But why was Lumine, who was in Teyvat, awake at this hour?
Did she think the night was too long?
Or...
[Levi: Did you start training your hand speed using Stelle's method?]
[Lumine: ?]
Seeing Levi's message, Lumine couldn't process it for a moment.
Training her hand speed using Stelle's method...
"F***!"
The moment she remembered, Lumine's eyes flew open.
The sleepiness from waking up too early disappeared instantly.
She even blurted out the new Liyue swear word she'd recently learned.
[Levi: It's good to enjoy learning, but don't overdo it. Too much of anything is bad.]
[Lumine: ￥%#@%￥#@￥#!]
[Lumine: You damn pervert! Trash! Human garbage! Non-recyclable waste!]
[Levi: Pervert, baka, urusai. Please use those three words to insult me.]
Lumine smiled.
The veins popping out on her forehead, however, didn't match that smile at all.
Now that she'd remembered Levi was a pervert, she didn't keep insulting him in the group the way he'd asked.
Because that would only make him happy.
Right now, seeing Levi enjoying himself would feel even worse than killing her.
[Lumine: (middle finger)]
She sent a huge middle finger in the chat.
Levi showed no shame whatsoever.
Without the slightest sign of regret, he replied beneath it with a licking emoji.
[Lumine: ...]
Today, she finally understood what it felt like to have a pervert constantly bothering her.
The urge to beat him up kept growing inside her.
But when she looked back at the chat, a deep sense of helplessness came over her.
Ding!
[Kiana: Why are you two up so early?]
She checked the time.
If she understood correctly, it was only a little after four in the morning, not even five yet.
Yet Levi and Lumine were already awake.
"Are the Divination Commission's diviners and the Adventurers' Guild's adventurers all overworked laborers or something?", Kiana muttered to herself.
Did they really have to start working this early?
Levi replied in the group, "I worked overtime. The Divination Commission has a mountain of things to deal with. I've been busy to death and only got off work a little while ago."
After reading his message, Kiana puffed out her cheeks and nodded slightly.
Something this big had happened on the Luofu today.
It was only natural that an official department like the Divination Commission would be busy.
"But what about you and Stelle?" Levi continued.
"Why are you two awake?"
After saying that, he looked back through the chat.
Neither he nor Lumine had @'d anyone.
Logically, they shouldn't have disturbed Kiana.
Besides, Kiana was with Stelle.
If Kiana was awake, did that mean Stelle was awake too?
"Looks like everyone's up early today."
[Levi: @Stelle Wake up and have some fun
[Levi: @Stelle What's the point of lurking without saying anything!]
[Levi: @Stelle I'll tell you a secret. Last night Lumine...]
[Lumine: NMSL!]
'Damn it!'
'He's spreading rumors again!'
Lumine gritted her teeth.
She was still a young girl.
If Levi kept ruining her reputation like this, she'd probably end up becoming one of the group's "perverts" too.
That absolutely couldn't happen!
So...
"NMSL! Did you hear me?! NMSL!"
This time, Lumine's words were filled with aggression.
She immediately made up a mother for Levi, then started insulting his mother.
[Levi: @Lumine Mom!]
With just one sentence, the target of Lumine's insults became herself.
Even though she should have been furious, the corners of her mouth twitched uncontrollably.
That move completely left her speechless.
To cut her losses, she could only accept Levi as her "good son."
[Lumine: Sigh! Good son, go play in the toilet.]
[Levi: I'm hungry.]
[Lumine: Then go find something nearby to eat. If I remember correctly, the toilet is full of things you like. Just don't eat too much.]
"Eugh..."
Kiana couldn't help stepping back, her face full of disgust.
"Lumine... I'm eating right now!"
She twitched her nose a couple of times.
It almost felt like she could smell something awful nearby.
Kiana immediately moved somewhere else before continuing.
Although Lumine's words were disgusting, Levi didn't even bother reading them carefully.
[Levi: No. I want milk.]
[Lumine: Be good~ Stop making trouble~]
[Levi: I want milk!]
[Lumine: Be good~ You've already eaten plenty~ If you're still hungry, go eat something else.]
[Levi: No! I want milk!]
The conversation went on like this for quite a while.
Lumine, being an ordinary person, gave up first.
"Milk, milk, milk..."
[Lumine: Eat your grandma's leg!]
After Lumine sent that message, the group suddenly fell silent.
Just as Kiana was about to @Levi and stir things up even more, he appeared on his own.
[Levi: I thought about it carefully. Comparing my age to Lumine's...]
[Levi: She should actually be my grandma.]
[Levi: @Lumine Grandma!]
[Levi: You told me to eat your leg. Should I come over to your place, or are you coming to mine?]
"You %￥#%￥#%!"
Completely losing it, Lumine drew her Dull Blade and prepared to fight Levi to the death.
Or rather, risk her life doing it.
Just then, Paimon happened to return from wandering around.
Living up to being Lumine's best partner, the moment she saw Lumine looking like she'd gone crazy, she immediately shouted to everyone nearby,
"Help! She's possessed by an evil spirit!!!"
The people around them were all kind-hearted.
As soon as they heard her, they rushed over and pinned Lumine to the ground.
When Lumine came back to her senses and realized she couldn't move, she looked at Paimon with a confused expression.
Paimon saw that Lumine had been restrained and waved her arms again as she shouted,
"Quick! Go get the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor!!!"
Meanwhile, in the chat group...
[Levi: ?]
[Kiana: ?]
[Levi: Why isn't Lumine talking anymore?]
[Kiana: You probably made her explode.]
[Levi: What kind of nonsense is that!]
What did she mean, he made her explode?
He hadn't done anything.
If she exploded, that had nothing to do with him.
Kiana, "Hadn't done anything."
"Hmph! Silly little Kiana!"
[Levi: @Stelle! Get out here and defend me!]
"!!!"
She couldn't take it anymore.
Lying in bed, Stelle heard the notification again and opened her bloodshot eyes.
She looked at the chat group.
'Screw this! I'm going all out!'
[Stelle: *****! ****! ****!!!]
[Ding! Group member "Stelle" has been muted by the chat group for one hour due to excessively offensive language!]
It was the first time the chat group had automatically muted someone.
That alone showed just how explosive the words that had been censored were.
"How did I make her mad this time?", Levi asked in confusion.
While scratching his head over it, Kiana happily said in the chat, "Actually..."
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