Arriving at Spider-Man (Peter Parker)'s battlefield, they saw him trading blows back and forth with eight Lizardmen. Everyone was covered in wounds, locked in a final contest of sheer willpower.
With a flick of his wrist, Jack sent eight Ten Rings flying out, smashing into the Lizardmen's skulls while Wanda skillfully layered her magic over the attack.
Afterward, they returned to Tony's warehouse and saw a mountain of Lizardmen piled up. Dr. Curt Connors stood to the side, wearing only his pants and restrained by a suit of armor.
Jack released the restraints, and Dr. Connors impatiently reached his hand toward—
"Doctor, I'm a decent man. If you're looking for that, there are dozens behind you. If that's still not enough, you can always ask Peter."
Dr. Connors: (▼dish▼)
"I'm just itchy. I wanted this machine to help me scratch, but it almost ripped my lucky bag clean off. I tried scratching it myself, but it wouldn't let go. These mosquitoes really sucked me dry—almost cut cock included."
Jack: (￣y▽￣)
"Doctor, you could say the mosquitoes bit you. Why not take them home? Who knows—do a little research, and maybe they'll evolve into great beauties."
Connors: (̿▀profit▀ ̿‧̣̥̇)̄
(It's a temperature-controlled warehouse; mosquitoes can survive.)
Dr. Connors took the antidote serum and used the Connors Device to cure everyone in the warehouse.
At the same time, Jack received a system notification.
[Helped Dr. Connors return to normal.
Gained skill: Rapid Regeneration.
Obtained one Summoning Card.]
Rapid Regeneration: Heals your own injuries after being wounded.
Jack: (⸝⸝•̀ ꇴ•́)و
…Jack and Wanda left first. There was no way he was letting the pure and lovely Wanda witness dozens of naked men piled together like salted fish. Gwen used the same excuse to head back as well.
That left Connors and Peter to dress the dozens of naked men and haul them away one by one on a large bus.
Far away in California, Tony saw the scene through surveillance and began seriously considering where to build a new base. This warehouse was officially tainted beyond use.
Seeing Pepper approaching, Tony hurriedly shut off the video.
Pepper: (ó_ò)
"Tony, I didn't expect you to still be watching porn at your age."
Tony:
"What do you mean watching porn? I was looking at surveillance."
Pepper crossed her arms, clearly unconvinced.
"What kind of surveillance has a bunch of pale, bare asses? Are you watching a live feed from a film set?"
Knowing she wouldn't believe him otherwise, Tony reopened the surveillance feed.
Pepper: (งᵒ̌dishᵒ̌)ง⁼³₌₃
"You're actually showing me this?! So the reason you haven't looked for models since coming back is because you've started liking men?!"
Tony: Ε=(′ο｀*))
"My heart is so tired. I really miss Ethan."
Far across the ocean, Ethan—currently attending a lecture—suddenly shivered.
"Ethan, what's wrong?" a white-bearded foreigner asked.
"It's nothing. Maybe I'm underdressed—it's a bit cold."
"I told you to wear more. Here, have some water of life to warm your stomach."
"Karl, if you dare pull out that water of life, you can skip my class."
Karl reluctantly put it away.
"Teacher, you're misunderstanding me again."
The middle-aged Chinese lecturer tossed chalk irritably.
"Good. Today's lecture is important: How to make the enemy fall into a honey trap."
Hearing this, the middle-aged male students instantly pulled out pens and paper like model pupils.
Ethan did the same.
Karl stared at him.
"Don't you love your wife? Didn't you say honey traps don't work on you?"
Ethan replied calmly, without blinking:
"I'm learning how to counter it—just in case someone forces me to use one."
…Back home, Jack was PK-ing with Wanda. Jack chose the Goblin, while Natasha chose Seria ⚠️ (uncertain name, left unchanged).
In the end, the Goblin completed its evolution. Despite Wanda and the other three warriors exhausting all their skills, they barely scratched its skin before being wiped out by Jack's Goblin Slide.
A glorious victory for the Goblin!
The clan leader was overjoyed, bought him oranges, and rewarded him with his favorite cream puffs.
Looking at the settlement screen, the four warriors had run out of resurrection coins and could only admit defeat.
Jack placed Wanda, Ichijo Yurika, Towano Mizuharen, and Tomonoin Mitsuki—
(Don't ask why. One brown-haired and one purple-haired girl appearing in the Red Room makes perfect sense, right?)
—into the dry guest bedroom.
Seeing it was already broad daylight, Jack decided to check on little Peter. He could take him to the trampoline park today and give him a complete childhood.
[Completed 20-Win Streak Mission.
Reward: Evolution of Steel Kidney Body → Medicine Spirit Kidney Body]
Jack froze, then checked the reward details.
[Hundred Refinements to God: 22/100]
(I wanted to call it "Hundred Man Slayer," but it felt wrong no matter how I thought about it.)
Jack: (*ಡꈊಡ)ദ്ദി
"Not bad."
That evening, Aunt May discovered Peter's clothes covered in mud inside the laundry basket. She grabbed the feather duster Jack had left behind and proceeded to give Peter a very complete childhood.
As Peter's cries faded, Jack was already waiting by the door.
Aunt May rushed out, intending to whip Jack—but instead ended up being the one whipped.
"Jack! I'll fight you! Give me my whip back!"
Jack:
"Jie jie jie~ The whip's mine now. I gave Peter a complete childhood today—you should be thanking me."
Aunt May:
"Jack! I won't let you get away with this—!"
Meanwhile, in his room, little Peter opened a notebook titled 'Revenge Note' and began writing:
"Today I was set up by my uncle, and Aunt May hit me. In the future, I will bully Uncle Jack and Aunt May's son even harder."
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