CHAPTER 1: BE AWARE
The journey of my life kicked off in a way that I could have never dreamed up! Folks, let's set the record straight: when I say you're successful, I'm not talking about being a millionaire or a billionaire—nope! It's about those sweet little victories, like being able to pay your electric bill without pulling your hair out, grabbing some groceries without feeling like you're about to go bankrupt, stocking up on medicine, and maybe splurging on a little something extra (who doesn't need that random kitchen gadget?)—and yes, having a cozy little savings stash to boot! In today's world, my friends, if you can live a comfy life like that, you are winning!
Now, I know my single peeps are listening up—this successful life above told is for you! Why am I leaving out couples, you ask? Well, let's just say it's not like because I am single and no one has asked me out or proposed! I mean, come on! Being single, it's MY choice, folks! [My brain: "No, it's not, my girl!"] Oh, hush, you little rascal!
So, back to what I was saying: you couples out there, sure, you've got your version of a successful life, and that's great! But honestly? I'm not here to work myself into a frenzy over your perfect little partnership. I mean, who needs that kind of drama? I'm too busy being fabulously single, living my cozy life! So while you lovebirds flutter around, just remember, I'm perfectly content diving into a pint of ice cream and binge-watching my favorite shows! Who's winning now, huh? *cue dramatic music* 🎉
That said, wherever you are in your life, embrace it, even if you are rich or not by my definition, and avoid that pesky little gremlin called greed. And for the love of all that's good, please, DO NOT click on those sneaky links that pop up after you finish one of those sappy beauty and the beast-style romances, even if they practically beg you to! Honestly, I'm not a fan of those mushy stories either. [My brain: "Admit it, it's your guilty pleasure!"] Oh, you rascal again!
So, it all kicked off with those ridiculously enticing ads and a sprinkle of greedy thoughts. I was daydreaming about being a princess, a queen, or just rolling in cash instead of living my normal life. I clicked on one of those ads, and yeah, I'm feeling a little guilty now, but at that moment? Resisting was like trying to say no to pizza! Those ads were so flashy and over-the-top that they made staying focused feel like a comedy show—complete with a laugh track!
You know the kind of links I'm talking about. They show up like a carnival barker lurking in a shady alley, waving promises at you. "Bored with your daily life? Feeling like a couch potato? Want some adventure? Experience the whole saga of your favorite novel and become a part of it! It's completely free—no strings attached! Just sign up now; we have only a few seats left!" And there you are, thinking, "Free? What harm could it possibly do? Let's give it a go!"
But hold your horses! This is a classic scammer trick! They promise you the moon but deliver a black hole. If only you could step into my shoes for a moment, you'd realize that money and wealth are just the icing on the cake. Your life and happiness? That's the cake itself!
If you were in my position, you might think, "Wow, this modern world isn't that shabby after all; it's more like a mischievous kid refusing to give up their favorite toy!" Because trust me, I'm here in this weird cosmic joke called transmigration, and it's not all it's cracked up to be. I mean, I was a complete goofball thinking that clicking a link could lead to something amazing. Spoiler alert: it can lead to a ton of chaos!
So, hear me out: please stay safe! Don't go trying to be a hero just because you're feeling a little bored. That's just begging for trouble! So let's keep it light, laugh it off, and make sure to dodge those digital traps.
So, let me introduce myself. My name is Avi, but my full name is Avika Khurana, and I'm your friendly neighborhood Indian girl who has an insatiable love for novels—seriously, if books were pizza, I'd be a pizza mogul by now! But like any good story, mine comes with a twist, and not the fun kind you expect at a birthday party.
Picture this: I bombed my medical entrance exam—not once, but TWICE! I know, right? My heart crumbled like a cheap cookie, and my confidence took a vacation. What's a girl to do after a confidence crisis? Escape into fiction, of course! That's when I picked up a book with a mind-boggling title—something like "Summoned by Demons to Teach Their First Computer System." (Seriously, who comes up with these names?!)
The story kicks off with our heroine being summoned to a demon world for some "important" reason. Spoiler alert: nobody cares about her specialness, especially she herself. Instead, she's just a very confused office worker dropped into a realm where the demons are more concerned about upgrading their "demon tech" than conquering the human world. I mean, can you imagine? "Excuse me, great demon lord, but can you help me with my Wi-Fi?!"
Now, here's where it gets funny. For centuries, the Demon World has relied on magic and intimidation. They have computers—stolen from humans, no less—but nobody knows how to use them. They treat these machines like they're portals to the underworld. When the Demon Council finally admitted they needed outside help, they summoned Mika Sato. Imagine this sweet, unsuspecting office worker just trying to make Excel work, suddenly confronted by demons with wings, horns, and sounds like they just crawled out of a horror movie!
And instead of panicking, Mika is all calm and collected, thinking, "Well, this is a weird work environment." Can you believe it? She's in a land of scaly overlords, and she's just rolling with it!
Among her coworkers are Pearl, the white female guppy fish demon who manages records but has never touched a keyboard—yeah, that's a recipe for disaster; Skipper, the male squirrel demon who throws a mini panic attack whenever a screen freezes; Brim, the male bat demon who's convinced computers work better in the dark (Break out the candles, folks!); and Lorne, the genderless gelatinous slime demon who thinks cables are a delicious snack! Honestly, the hilarity just writes itself. Who knew demon offices were so chaotic?
Mika gradually teaches them simple things: how to turn on a computer (yes, you just press the button, Pearl), how to use a mouse (no, not that kind, Skipper!), and the biggest lesson of all—patience! They make mistakes like it's a new sport, giving "team-building exercises" a whole new meaning. It's like watching a sitcom unfold right in front of you!
Then there's Lord Kaelith, our original male lead, a peacock demon noble who's so convinced he's the main character that he probably looks in mirrors more than he looks at his screen. He thinks Mika is completely entranced by his beauty—bless his heart, he just doesn't know she's silently laughing every time he poses dramatically!
Now, I'm sitting here, enjoying this hilarious rollercoaster of a read, when—I kid you not—an ad pops up on my screen, begging me to click. What do I do? I click it! Because who doesn't love a little digital mischief?
And guess what happens? I open my eyes, only to find out I'm not just reading the story anymore—I'm IN the story! *Drumroll, please!* But here's the catch: I've been reincarnated as the 3rd or 4th extra and an owl... That's right, I'm the background character who awkwardly hovers around in a sky at night or maybe in a day, also because hey, you are a demon, an owl...
