Li Ke's complaints caused Tsunade's body to shudder violently. Her face flushed a deep crimson as she ripped the blindfold off her face, glaring up at him with pure annoyance.
"Then what else do you want me to do?! In the end, you just want to lick me down there, don't you? You complete pervert!"
The corner of Li Ke's mouth twitched. Tsunade was the one who had escalated the situation to this point, yet she actually had the nerve to act entirely righteous while pinning all the blame on him?
This was complete and utter rebellion!
And more importantly...
"Sorry, but since my thing already touched it earlier, I'm not really in the mood to put my tongue down there right now."
The moment the words left Li Ke's mouth, the air in the room instantly froze solid.
Tsunade's hazel eyes widened in shock. Her full chest heaved violently as she took a sharp, incredibly agitated breath.
Li Ke instantly sensed imminent danger. In a split second, he violently twisted his body to the side—just as Tsunade's fist slammed directly into the exact spot where he had been lying a moment before.
A tempest of raw, chakra-infused wind blasted outward, instantly vaporizing the wooden frames he had just set up. Not only that, the force of the impact plowed a massive crater right into the dirt floor!
Staring at the absolute devastation before him, and then looking down at Tsunade who was sitting with her head lowered, Li Ke's expression froze for a microsecond before instantly turning into an exaggerated display of outrage.
Without a second thought, he lunged forward, grabbed Tsunade by her collar, and barked a furious accusation right in her face!
"Are you trying to murder me?!"
The only reason he dared to be this arrogant was simple: if Tsunade genuinely intended to kill him, no amount of begging would save his life anyway. He might as well go down swinging with absolute defiance!
"Shut up, you complete bastard! What do you mean 'since your thing touched it, you don't want to lick it'?! Do you honestly think this old lady was begging you to lick her?!"
Refusing to back down, Tsunade aggressively grabbed Li Ke's collar in return. However, the blazing red flush covering her entire face exposed the truth—she was merely putting on a tough act fueled by sheer, hysterical embarrassment.
"Well, obviously! Who on earth would willingly lick the place where someone pees?! My fetishes are perfectly normal, alright?!"
Li Ke roared back at the top of his lungs. This only infuriated Tsunade further. She twisted his shirt even tighter in her grip, furiously barking out her own observations.
"Ha?! What are you talking about?! Have you completely forgotten what you did using my tits yesterday?! On top of that, if Kiri hadn't woken up this morning, you probably would have forced your way into my mouth to do something incredibly twisted, wouldn't you?! How dare you act all high and mighty now with that 'who likes licking pee holes' crap! Search whatever's left of your conscience and tell me exactly what you were planning to do to my mouth this morning! And most importantly, it's not like you didn't shoot your load inside me last night anyway!"
Faced with Tsunade's direct accusations, Li Ke felt a sudden pang of guilt because that was exactly what he had been planning to do. However, back down and submit to her right now? Absolutely impossible!
"What are you even raving about?! Bringing up things that didn't even happen! Besides, isn't this entire mess your fault to begin with?! If you hadn't randomly barged in and meddled in my business, I'd currently be enjoying the blissful pleasures of adulthood with Kiri right now!"
However, the person he was arguing with was Tsunade. The moment she caught that brief, fleeting flicker of guilt in Li Ke's eyes, her frantic expression instantly transformed into a smug, highly arrogant look, and a knowing smile spread across her face.
The only catch was that her face was still burning bright red. She was clearly using every last ounce of her pride to stubbornly hold her ground.
"Haha! You total idiot! Your heartbeat just skipped a beat! You're totally feeling guilty, aren't you?! Huh?!"
Li Ke instinctively wanted to dodge the question, but his mouth absolutely refused to admit defeat.
"Who on earth could even tell from that! If you're so smart, why don't you explain why you suddenly—"
However, right as he was speaking, two sharp gunshots suddenly blasted right past their ears. Both he and Tsunade felt a bullet graze directly in front of their faces, cleanly snipping off a couple of strands of their hair.
The two of them instantly fell dead silent, simultaneously turning their heads to look. Standing right beside them out of nowhere was Kiri. Not only was the expression on her face exceptionally displeased, but the revolver in her hand was still trickling blue smoke.
While Li Ke was still dazed, Kiri pulled a bottle of clean water right out of her item inventory, slammed it down in front of them, and spoke with a completely expressionless face.
"Wash yourselves clean. Then, I want you two to lick each other down there."
"..."
"..."
"Hurry up! I want to see exactly how you do it! And how the Energy is actually generated!"
"..."
"..."
"Do it now!"
Her demand was accompanied by another succession of rapid gunfire from her revolver. Li Ke and Tsunade quietly exchanged a glance, and then Li Ke slowly raised his hand.
"Um... can we cover ourselves up? Having you watch like this makes me a bit nervous. I might not be able to come..."
For a split second, the air became painfully quiet. Kiri's face twitched violently, and she rapidly spun around on her heel.
"Tch, what a pain. Just hurry the hell up! I don't want to waste time!"
She practically fled the scene, running away in a panic. Watching her desperate, retreating figure, Tsunade and Li Ke simultaneously came to the same realization.
"Is she... actually shy?" Tsunade asked, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.
"Looks like it... But still..."
Li Ke picked up the bottle of clean water Kiri had thrown at them, locking his eyes onto Tsunade. Even though his thing had touched her earlier, a quick wash would fix any hygiene concerns. The main point was that he genuinely wanted to experience a proper session of oral bliss.
The motionless female Trader was completely useless for this! She didn't move at all, and her positioning was terrible, making it impossible to get any leverage! She was absolute garbage!
Thus, he offered a helpless, tentative look. He formed a '6' with his right hand and a '9' with his left, bringing them together to mimic a blatant 69 position.
"Should we... just do what she said?"
Tsunade wordlessly raised her fist.
"Okay, I get it," Li Ke nodded instantly. "Then how are we supposed to fix the issue of you being hard as a literal rock?"
This was the core, underlying conflict between the two of them.
"..."
Tsunade silently pulled out a kunai. Li Ke instinctively flinched backward, but before he could even blink, a shallow slash opened up across his shoulder.
The very next second, fresh blood spilled from the wound. True to form, Tsunade collapsed instantly, falling onto the wooden frames and trembling violently from her phobia.
"..."
Staring at the wound on his shoulder, Li Ke really wanted to ask why the hell she couldn't just slash herself instead. However, basic survival instinct told him that if he voiced that question out loud, Tsunade would absolutely beat him until his own mother wouldn't recognize him. He wisely chose to drop the matter, carefully straightening her body out, tearing off a fresh strip of cloth, and tying it over her eyes to blindfold her once more.
Her body had already gone soft, so there was no need to keep stimulating her mind any further.
Tsunade had completely lost the ability to resist. Her smooth, pale legs lay limply sprawled across the wooden frame. Li Ke gently stroked her plump, powerful thighs. Compared to those so-called "stick legs," Tsunade's thighs were thicker, but only when he touched them with his own hands could one truly understand how wonderful the sensation was — so soft yet thick, full of yielding flesh.
The perfect balance of muscle and fat!
Li Ke returned once more to the entrance of that tempting garden. This time, with sunlight illuminating the area, he could clearly see the thick barrier inside. However, he didn't rush. Instead, he gently opened Tsunade's upper clothing and lowered his head, taking one of her fresh, pink, tender nipples between his lips.
He nibbled lightly. Li Ke had already discovered that Tsunade was extremely sensitive, yet she surprisingly enjoyed a bit of pain. So he played with her body for a while, his fingers gently teasing the sensitive little nub at the top of her garden. Before long, Tsunade's pussy automatically produced thick, sweet nectar that flowed out, and her inner walls began to twitch and ripple with need.
He reached out, scooped some of the glistening honey onto his fingers, and brought it to his mouth. A rich, sweet flavor exploded on his tongue, mixed with Tsunade's own unique feminine taste.
Although it wasn't quite as sweet as real honey, the flavor was incredibly similar and intensely arousing.
But a strange question suddenly popped into Li Ke's mind.
"Does this count as cannibalism?"
He shook his head and pushed the ridiculous thought aside. Then he positioned himself and slowly pushed forward, gradually tearing through that thick barrier.
No — more precisely, after he had entered just a little, Tsunade's own body began greedily pulling him deeper, actively tearing open the thick wall herself!
Terrifying!
The moment Li Ke realized this, her hot, velvety inner walls clenched and rippled powerfully around his cock, sucking him all the way inside. The sensation was overwhelming — incredibly sticky, scorching hot, and so tightly wrapped that it felt like countless tiny mouths were milking him. He only managed a few fierce thrusts like usual before, in this unbelievable place, he exploded and pumped out a massive load of thick cum.
This was much more intense than that morning!
Li Ke clearly realized this. When he looked at Tsunade again, his eyes were filled with…
Fear.
But there was no way he would admit defeat here!
Because even before he finished, Tsunade had already reached her limit and entered that trance-like state from earlier that morning.
So, while gripping those massive, heaving breasts, he stuffed a piece of roasted meat into his mouth with his other hand, revealed a confident smile, and asked her:
"I'm going in hard now, Tsunade! Do you still have enough stamina left?!"
He had so much food! Why would he be afraid?
Then…
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"Who is this?"
Looking at the dried-up human husk being carried back by Tsunade, Kiri voiced her confusion.