The beginning of the second episode was precisely the plot where Instructor Onizuka interrogated Matsuda and Furuya about the wounds on their faces.
Class Leader Date Wataru took the initiative to stand out, finding an excuse about hitting cockroaches for them, but it didn't dispel the instructor's suspicion.
"It's true~ I can testify! Yesterday in Date-san's room there was a twenty-meter-long cockroach king, I almost got eaten."
Kuno Nozomu also followed to give evidence, but the content was too absurd, turning blacker the more it was described instead.
[Date Wataru: The look of making up a lie is exactly like an old father wiping the butt for a bear child]
[What on earth is a cockroach king Hahaha, Nozomu-chan who talks nonsense solemnly is so cute www]
[Instructor's blood pressure +10086]
[Ah ah Hiromitsu worried about Zero's wound! I ship it~]
[I am a southerner, I testify, cockroaches really have twenty meters (dog head)]
[Hehe, seen a Guangdong little elf bigger than your head? The kind that can fly too? (eyes dead)]
The class leader led everyone to start running laps, which was counted as temporarily escaping Instructor Onizuka's cross-examination.
Matsuda bumped Kuno's shoulder with high morale, launching a duel invitation.
"Start from running laps first—wanna race?"
"Sure~ but if Matsuda-kun is too tired, you can cry out loud, I won't laugh at you."
"Ha? Who would cry!"
[Matsuda: I will definitely defeat you! Kuno: Ah right right right]
[This comfortable look of Kuno is completely walking a cat, right!]
[Zero: Correct, I won Matsuda (proud face) Matsuda: ??? You are farting!]
[Matsuda: Kachidoki! Burn my youth ah ah ah!]
[Date looks very strong, should be able to tie with Kuno, right?]
The instructor of the neighboring class teased Onizuka for bringing a bunch of troublesome brats, and Onizuka sighed.
It was more than just a bit troublesome.
"Yeah, and six came at one go... thinking about how to teach these few little cubs in the future gives me a headache."
[Hahaha, Instructor don't get tired, but don't rest either—]
[Suggest the manga change its name to "The Disaster of Instructor Onizuka"]
[Problem children group of six~ there is always one that is your favorite!]
[Wow, seems everyone carries their own secrets www]
Afterward, Matsuda Jinpei, Furuya Rei, and Morofushi Hiromitsu finished their extra training, arrived at the cafeteria with great difficulty, and complained about Kuno Nozomu's heaven-defying physical quality during lunch.
"Have you thought... your roommate is actually an alien?"
"With such a big training volume in the morning, he actually didn't even shed a drop of sweat, it's too unscientific, right?!"
[To be honest, suddenly looking forward to this kind of development (?)]
[Kuno-kun from the stars (not)][Matsuda sweetie having rice grains stuck on his face is so cute! Screenshotting]
[Hey hey, this is a reasoning manga, not a sci-fi manga! Wake up a bit!]
[I guess, won't it really be related to the organization? A test subject or something?]
[Nowhere near that complicated, it's just an exaggeration method commonly used in manga~]
When Matsuda thought Kuno didn't care about others at all, Morofushi Hiromitsu spoke up to defend him.
"Although we haven't got along for long, I can notice he has no bad intentions, he is a very simple child..."
[Little Hiromitsu's filter is open too big Hahaha]
[Sigh, another poor person blinded by Kuno]
[Rei: Wanted to refute but got hit hard by a flashback]
[Eighteen years old is also not small, don't treat him like some poor little thing, really enough]
[Matsuda: He is simple? I see he simply wants to anger me to death!]
At this time, they noticed Kuno and Hagiwara surrounded by girls, completely not understanding how these two got together.
Hagiwara Kenji rested his chin on his hand and smiled at the pretty girls, while the red-eyed youth yawned beside him, leaning his whole body on the back of the chair, poking the tamagoyaki in his food tray with a fork.
Matsuda opened his mouth wide, feeling eating food wasn't that fragrant anymore.
Luckily, the plot of Hagiwara inviting Kuno to be a wingman in the restroom was inserted in the middle, keeping the readers from being completely confused.
[Matsuda sweetie: Dammit, clearly I came first...]
[Furuya and training-partner Matsuda are truly brothers in misfortune Hahaha]
[Kuno incubus solid evidence, having an affair with anyone (no)]
[Hagiwara: Wingman get! Kuno: Dessert coupon get! Everyone has a beautiful future~]
[Wow wow wow, a new ship is born! Social expert x rebellious genius?]
[Is it my illusion? Hagiwara asked Kuno if he wanted to date, did Kuno's expression look a bit strange hhhh]
[Nozomu: Hey hey, don't you come over!]
[Report on the Feasibility Study of Internal Digestion in the Police Academy Group]
[Really want to soul-possess the female classmate prprpr under-age milk dog and romantic handsome guy I want both!]
[Nozomu is a strawberry milk controller, right? Sucking it nonstop, cute to death!]
The plot after returning to the dormitory building was the three-person conversation of Matsuda, Hagiwara, and Kuno.
"...So, the current Kuno-kun is my precious wingman." Hagiwara patted Gojo Satoru's shoulder, his tone serious: "Little Jinpei can't bully people just because he is young."
"Exactly who is bullying whom!"
Matsuda was so angry he was about to blow his top, yet Kuno even patted his head, adding fuel to the fire.
Seeing this scene, the atmosphere in the bullet comment area was incredibly joyful.
[Hahaha, didn't expect Matsuda would also get a head-pat kill—]
[Kuno: I have a second personality, you sit down for me directly]
[Envious, I also want to rua Matsuda sweetie's curly hair!]
Hagiwara comforted the angry Matsuda, while Kuno on one side seemed to remember something, tossing two ointments into Matsuda's arms.
"Just put on a little, and it can quickly let your face restore to the original state, use it with peace of mind~"
"Of course, there is also Furuya-kun's share."
Matsuda opened his mouth, failing to say thank you, and Kuno had already left.
Although grumbling with his mouth that if it weren't for Kuno, he and Furuya wouldn't be hurt this heavily, the inner psychological description in the right box had already exposed his true thoughts.
"This guy actually... is also not a bad person."
Hagiwara clearly thought so too.
"I said long ago you guys would get along, looking at it now it's not wrong either."
"...Humph, wait till I am recovered, I'll find a way to beat that monster-strength brat until he cries."
[Matsuda's favorability UPUP! Matsuda x Kuno gains big points!]
[Clearly because of this guy did he get hurt so heavily, giving medicine after a beating, sure this is not pua?]
[The one in front thinks too much, originally it was both sides agreeing before fighting]
[Uuu Nozomu must have been injured often before to specially study ointments qwq]
[Hagiwara looks so good when smiling!! Mom, I want to support this man]
[Our Nozomu is just very, very good! Matsuda, just admit it obediently!]
[Hagiwara: You get along very well Matsuda: Eyes not good can be donated to people who need them]
"Puff, so Little Matsuda said such words."
"Wants to beat me until I cry? Truly courageous."
The system, who was watching the manga together with Gojo Satoru, noticed he seemed to be thinking about something, and asked carefully: "Host, what do you want to do?"
"Next time if Matsuda challenges me again, I will release a bit more water, letting him take all the upper hand... then, when he thinks he can win, reverse-kill him~"
Gojo Satoru curved the corner of his mouth, his whole being radiating the aura of a pleasure criminal.
"That expression must be super interesting."
The system silently lit a candle for dismantling-expert Matsuda Jinpei in its heart.