Once upon a time was a guy who got the wrong end of the stick and that's me .I woke up looking at tree longer that 5 tall apartment and a night of bachelor party headache.looking around all could se green tree and bushes.on my chest was like and old lady vintage purse evry old family grandmother has.Looking around seeing green I open the bag . suprize it was a bigger from inside it contains a stick and a letter. I look like those old letter that your and whith harsh paper.
Dear Mr Theodore Williams
We are sorry to say that we made a big mistake and we ask for your forgiveness.uoi supposed to die 20 later but some mix up happened and we made a mistake.wr are deeply sorry about this and to make it up to you we decide to send you in this world of Shrek be advised that evry character is alive and breathing and are human being even if it's a movie made by our own world.To make it for it we gave a gift from harry Potter universe you now have magic of 7 years old student that has finished the school and you have a good affinity whith transfiguration and charms .
Again we are deeply sorry.
I folded the letter and looked at the sky since it was noon sun was way up .I wanted to scream butthe words never came out .I know no one since the letter said character here are alive means that they think and do stuff like human the envy love hate have desire meaning they can kill me too .
I'm a city boy I have no trade no nothing even if use magic some place there are baned or get persecuted. Takeing my wand out.If this was my home world would have laughed my ass off or get to get to jail for indecency.Looking around to see if Hermione granger was around I pointed at a rock near my eye view and spoke Wingardium Leviosa.i was overwhelmed when the rock moved .well who would have thought that the letter was right.first magic I unvirgined magic wize.
Well I can't stay here I need to move .Here we go second spell point me nearest village .wand got at the air on top of my hand and point north.well as the some guy said in some book to t
he road ahead