David woke up and rolled to his left side reaching for his phone. His hand came into contact with somthing that definitely wasn't his bed sheets where his phone usually rested as he slept. It felt more like grass to him causing him to open his eyes and sit up on his elbows to take in his surroundings.
Lush trees sparingly populated the rolling grassy hill he found himself on surrounded by a lush forest.
"Where the fuck am I and how the he'll did I get here?" He thought to himself trying to recall the previous night in hopes of illuminating his current situation. He didn't drink so it couldn't be that and all he remembered is lying down in his bed and going to sleep after a fairly typical day.
He wasn't give long to think about his situation as a blue screen about a foot in hight and two feet wide appeared in front of him shocking him more then his unknown surroundings had.
He tried touching the screen but his hand passed right through it wich caused him to look beyond it at his own naked groin and legs. He stood up and tried walking around but that screen wouldn't leave him it always stayed about three feet infront of him and seemed to be tethered to his chest from the way it always stayed in front of him when he turned his bodie but was unaffected when he turned his head.
Trying to stay calm he sat back down and leaned his back against the nearest tree and actually looked at what the blue screen said.
"Message for David. Urgent!"
"Well might as well see what it says. Hopefully it will clue me in to what's going on." He thought to homself. "Ok now how do I open the message " He thought and as soon as he did the screen seemed to flicker and the message appeared.
David I'm sure your confused and probably scared waking up in a strange place but it gets worse. Last night you died. You where granted a new life in a new world. This world is called Ididass. Your requested criteria was that woman outnumber the men by at least double and there is magic. I'm happy to inform you this world should be to your liking for woman outnumber men a hundred to one and magic is prevalent. While your magic request was rather vague I've been able to get it to work so you can do "general magic" as you called it i hope it will suffice. You also have a status screen wich is what you are using to view this message and I've provided you with a way to strengthen both yourself and your allies. You have also been given a ten on all your stats to start you off wich should give you a fair head start to get you going. I wish you the best of luck in your new life.
From the Supreme Being
"WHAT...THE...FUCK!!!" He thought as soon as it was done reading. The message disappeared once he was done and a status screen took its place.
Level - 1
Name-David
Race-human
Strength - 10
Agility - 10
Resilience - 10
Mana - 100
Skills - "general magic", monster seed
"What the hell is monster seed?" He wondered and the screen changed again.
Monster seed - your seed counts as a monsters and can get them pregnant for interesting results. Every time they die each one gives xp to anyone that helped kill them. The experience given scales with your level. Very likely to cause pregnancy.
"Damn so i can level up just from masterbation? Thats a little over powered in my opinion. And I better be very careful and use a condom whenever I have sex... If there are even condoms on this world."
What about general magic he thought and the screen changed once again.
"General magic" - can cast whatever the caster imagines provided they have the mana. However to limit this I've decided it cannot work on living things or finished goods.
All of a sudden a loud roar interrupted his thoughts and he look up to see a dragon flying off in the distance. He pressed his back harder against the tree trying not to be spotted by it even though it looked to be quit far away.
He didn't know how good dragon vision is but in his old wourld certain birds of pry had very good vision and he didn't want to take any chances.
Keeping an eye on the dragon he stayed as still as he could until he was sure it gone. David started to servy his surroundings. Seeing that he was actually in a small clearing of the hill he had woken up on and a few trees surrounded by a forest.
Looking around he could see a large cloud of smoke off to his left above the tree line. He saw nothing but trees in front of him but the seemed to be a large mountain range to his right.
Figuring he was most likely to find people off in that direction he decided it was the one he should head in.
"Might as well see what my stats actually mean in function." He thought standing up and grabbing a tree branch about as thick as his thigh. Gripping tightly he proceeded to snap the branch with mild difficulty.
Holding the branch end he just grabbed he tried using magic on it to light the broken end but nothing happened. "Guess this still counts as alive". He thought. He then walked out from under the tree and tried to jump as high as he could.
He shot up about five meters wich happend to give him a much better look around. He finally got to see the cause of that smoke. There seemed to be a village that was on fire and that fire had even spread to some of the surrounding forest.
Figuring he had a decent grasp of what he could do and wishing he had at least some underwear to through on he took of in the direction of the village at an easy jog wich was still faster then he could ever run before.