"Hi there its Adam here, wait that sounds a bit cheesy.. wait let me go again-" and this is how Adam introduced himself to the recruiters in his university placement and of course he didn't get any offers.But he still hadn't lost all hopes because to him he had just freshly graduated and a competitive degree "Hmph let those dumbass companies go to hell, I've an engeneering degree in Computer Science I"ll just find a job in weeks." This was what Adam said 6 months ago and right now.... well he's doing something..."Adam : Take that your mf camper now you know how it feels to get killed six times in a row by a guy hiding in a bush. hahahahaha" its a thing....
Leila(Adam's mom): "Adam you're still playing that stupid game, how long are you gonna stay at home and play games ".
Adam: "But mom what else can I even do right now, I've applied to thousands of jobs and still no response "
Leila:"Then apply for more and prepare for them. And stop playing that game when I am talking to you "
Adam:"First of all this game's got a name and its 'Call of Fruity('ahem' copyrights). Where can I even apply now I even got rejected from McDonald's" Turns out Adam here even fumbled the bag in a fast food chain. Truly our relevant protagonist.
Leila: "....Why in the god's name are you even applying for a fast food job shouldn't you be trying for any tech jobs?"
Adam: "Hmph good luck landing a tech job in this economy, even experienced workers are selling hotdogs in the market. And besides there's no company left to apply for"
Well it turns out Adam here is truly an overachiever...at least in terms of rejection.
Leila:" Anyways get your ass moving out of this house and trying applying in person, and no I'll not be listening to any excuses "
Adam :" but-"
Leila:"NO E-X-C-U-S-E!"
Adam:"okay okay I am leaving, 'whispers: what a great way to turn off my day'"
Leila:"What was that"
Adam:"I said i am leaving now!!"
Adam gets out of his room and was leaving the home through the main door and thats when a portal appears out of nowhere and sucks Adam in
Portal :'dramatic appearance ---- and a sound effect of Adam getting in'
Adam:"AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"
*drops in *
Adam:"Ouch...what the hell was that and where am I even"
????:" Hello Adam i heard you're looking for a job"
Adam looks around and finds a lady??? at the corner sitting behind a desk
Adam:"Huh?"