A clearing far outside Konoha (used to have trees, now gone...).
Everyone stared silently at the steel beast that had appeared before them.
Madara and Hashirama recovered first and immediately activated Wood Golem and Susanoo.
Mizuna was still lost in thought.
Bastard! I died because a Full Coverage Semi-Truck flew out of my phone and hit me! The System deliberately made this thing to disgust me! Even if I jump off a cliff, even if Brother-in-law and Big Bro Madara destroy this thing, I will never get in it!
While Mizuna was thinking, Hashirama and Madara had already launched their combo attack. Susanoo-clad Wood Golem—who is the real man?
A punch and a sword slash slammed directly onto the semi-truck.
BOOM.
Smoke cleared. The semi-truck was perfectly intact. Not even a scratch on the paint.
Hashirama and Madara were shocked.
"What exactly is this? How can it be so hard?" Hashirama asked.
Madara nodded seriously from the side, confirming the sentiment.
Mito, seeing that her man and her man's man couldn't do anything, activated Nine-Tails Mode to join the battle.
"Ikuzo! (Let's go!) Kurama!"
Kurama crossed his arms and laughed.
"Oh! Let this thing taste the power of this Great Lord!"
Subsequently, Tailed Beast Bombs, Wood Dragons, Susanoo Slashes, Majestic Destroyer Flame, True Several Thousand Hands, and Susanoo-Lite Version of True Several Thousand Hands were all unleashed.
After the smoke cleared, the semi-truck still stood tall.
The group was shocked by the truck's defense, but also confused as to why it didn't attack back.
Mizuna was dumbfounded on the side. His mouth was wide open, eyes about to pop out.
"Th... This is! What the hell is this?!"
Faced with such powerful attacks that turned the surrounding forest into a clearing, even the Konoha villagers came out to watch.
"Such powerful attacks can't hurt it even a bit?" Madara said.
"It doesn't seem to want to attack?" Hashirama wondered.
"What exactly is this?" Mito asked.
"What the hell is this thing? Even this Great Lord can't break its defense!" Kurama cursed.
Mizuna looked at the behemoth in front of him. The front cab was massive, basically an RV, and the cargo box behind looked like it could hold a lot of stuff.
Mizuna's body trembled. He took a few steps forward, as if making a decision that went against his ancestors...
Mizuna walked up to the semi-truck, squatted down, and reached out to stroke the tire of this steel beast.
Seeing this, the others shouted danger, but Mizuna didn't move. He just burst into laughter.
"Hahahaha! From now on! The Ninja World will be dominated by the Semi-Truck! From now on, you are my mount!"
(Mizuna isn't hallucinating; this is foreshadowing).
Hearing Mizuna's words, the group deactivated their Gundam Modes and came to Mizuna's side.
"Mizuna... this thing... did you summon it?" Mito asked.
Mizuna puffed out his chest.
"That's right! This is my Summoning Beast! I call him... call him..."
Mizuna thought for a moment, then had a flash of inspiration.
"I call him Optimus Prime!"
Hashirama thought Mizuna named it after him (Hashirama = Pillar) out of admiration and laughed loudly.
"Hahahaha! Optimus Pillar! That's a great name!"
Everyone was speechless. Thinking about it, they knew the name wasn't because of Hashirama...
Madara touched Optimus Prime and sighed.
"Truly a steel beast... Even my Susanoo couldn't break its defense..."
Mizuna snapped out of it.
"That's right! So many powerful attacks couldn't break its defense! Why, System-bro?"
The System explained:
[Are you stupid? I told you it's Full Coverage!]
Mizuna checked Optimus Prime's stats.
Attribute [Full Coverage]: Immune to all attack damage and cannot be destroyed! (We are all living hard!)
Mizuna's eye twitched seeing this description.
"Holy crap... that's a concise introduction..."
At this moment, Tobirama suddenly flashed back. He had even more injuries on his face.
Everyone wondered where Tobirama went and why he was so injured.
Tobirama looked at Optimus Prime and explained:
"I was just... isekai'd (hit and flown) by this thing..."
Everyone: "......"
Mizuna realized that the place where the semi-truck appeared was right behind where Tobirama was standing...
Tobirama said he was going to apply some ointment and would be back soon.
Mizuna and the group, having looked at the outside for a long time, decided to go inside and visit.
They climbed the ladder to the door. Upon entering, they found the inside was like an RV, but even bigger.
"But why does the outside look smaller than the inside?" Mizuna wondered.
The System appeared and explained:
[Haven't you heard of Spatial Folding Technology? This car is called the 100-Ton King not because it can carry 100 tons... but because the limit of a normal semi is 100 tons! Theoretically, this one can carry a billion tons!]
Mizuna was stunned.
"Then... how fast can it go?"
The System pondered for a moment.
[12 kilometers.]
Mizuna sighed.
"12 km per hour? Carrying so much, being slow is normal..."
The System shook its head.
Mizuna froze.
"Half an hour... 12 km?"
The System laughed.
[Don't underestimate it, okay? Its top speed is 12 km per MINUTE! But that depends on your driving skills...]
Mizuna was stunned.
Then what do I need Ninjutsu for? When the Otsutsuki come, can't I just ram them to death?
The System knew what Mizuna was thinking and replied:
[It can't fly...]
Mizuna thought about it.
True. Otsutsuki can fly. His semi-truck cannot~
Everyone was curious about the interior decoration and was looking around.
"The bed here is so soft!" Mito exclaimed.
"Wow! You can sit while using the toilet?" Hashirama was surprised.
"Never seen these kitchen utensils..." Madara said coldly.
(PS: Madara, like Itachi, often cooks for his brother. This is the author's headcanon! Dear Sasuke readers, please don't scold me ?(?Д`?)?:.)
Kurama lay on the rug.
"Enjoyment~"
Mizuna sat in the driver's seat, receiving the driving experience granted by the System.
Then Mizuna smirked.
"Let's rock!" (Note: " Show time).
The semi-truck didn't move an inch.
The group who rushed over fell silent seeing this.
Mizuna's face turned red. He didn't understand why the semi wouldn't move.
"System! Why isn't the semi moving?"
The System looked and said:
[Idiot! How can it move without fuel?]
Mizuna froze.
"Where am I going to get gasoline?"
The System said helplessly:
[Do you see that sphere next to you? What does it say under it?]
Mizuna looked. Under the sphere, it read: Hold the sphere and input Chakra to start.
Mizuna: "......"
Mizuna put his hand on it. Instantly, he felt his Chakra draining. In a moment, half of his Chakra was gone.
Mizuna sighed.
"As expected of a semi-truck, it really eats a lot..."
With this, Mizuna successfully started the vehicle. The truck began moving toward the Land of Fire.
"Amazing! It really moved, and it's quite fast!" Hashirama was surprised.
"And it doesn't shake like a carriage at all!" Mito said.
"The kitchen is good..." Madara said coldly.
Kurama was already asleep...
Mizuna laughed.
"This will be the temporary travel tool for the Konoha Higher-Ups from now on! Strong! Dominating! Powerful!"
Everyone nodded. Having such a safe vehicle was indeed good. It could also prevent the Kage from being assassinated, although that was unlikely...
(Rasa (Fourth Kazekage): You fer!)
Mizuna was driving, but he felt like he forgot something...
"What exactly is it?" Mizuna wondered.
In the end, Mizuna decided not to think about it and focused on driving.
Scene Change.
Behind the truck, a figure was following.
Tobirama was running with all his might, waving his hands and shouting:
"HEY! I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ON THE BUS YET! I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ON! I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ON!!!"
......