Konoha. Senju Residence. A few days later.
Mizuna returned home, hugging the clothes he had just picked up from Sister Haori.
Seeing Mizuna, Hashirama asked immediately:
"How is it, Mizuna? Is the clothing issue resolved?"
Mizuna looked at Hashirama helplessly.
"What is in my hand?"
Hashirama scratched his head.
"I was just too excited... didn't see clearly."
Mizuna was speechless and distributed the clothes to everyone.
After receiving the formal wear, everyone put them on.
Mito wore a red evening gown. The others, including Mizuna, wore suits. However, Mizuna kept a little surprise hidden inside.
When Madara and Hashirama put on suits, their aura became even more imposing. Tobirama, with his cold face, looked like a Domineering CEO in a suit and leather shoes—it was a perfect match! (Except his face was swollen a billion points).
Madara had arrived in the morning... but he fought with Tobirama.
Resulting in Tobirama's face still being swollen now.
Mizuna was about 1.7 meters tall now, so he didn't look out of place in a suit.
As expected... there aren't many ugly people in Konoha!
After discussing their plan, the group took their gifts and walked toward the Konoha gate.
At the gate, Koki Gekko and Kotetsu Maru saw the Hokage and his group approaching and greeted them quickly:
"Hello Lord Hokage! Hello Lady Mito! Hello Lord Madara! Hello Lord Mizuna! x2"
Tobirama was confused.
"What about me? Should I leave?" Tobirama pointed at himself.
The two guards were confused.
Koki Gekko asked:
"Excuse me... you are?"
Tobirama's face darkened.
"Me! Tobirama Senju!"
The two looked at each other, then looked pleadingly at Hashirama's group.
Everyone was snickering. Even Madara couldn't help but chuckle.
Mito replied:
"He really is Tobirama. It's just... the swelling hasn't gone down yet..."
Hearing Mito's explanation, the two guards apologized profusely:
"Sorry, Sir! I didn't recognize you..."
Tobirama turned his head and scoffed.
"Hmph!"
Hashirama walked over, patted Tobirama's shoulder, and said:
"Alright~ Tobi-rama~ Your face is really swollen, you can't blame others for not recognizing you."
Tobirama turned to Hashirama.
"Anija! Shut up!"
Hashirama smiled but said nothing. He knew his little brother well; if he teased him more, Tobirama would really bite.
However, Madara didn't forget to mock him.
"Even your subordinates can't recognize you... How pathetic~ Tobirama Senju~"
Tobirama exploded.
"I f your mom! Naturally Evil Uchiha Madara! If you have the guts, stand still and let me hit you three times!"
Madara laughed.
"Trash~"
Tobirama's face was as red as a baboon's butt, but he couldn't win the fight and couldn't win the argument, so he had to endure.
Naturally Evil Uchiha Madara! Sooner or later, I will make you pay! Tobirama thought darkly.
After this small interlude, they discussed how to get to the wedding venue.
Hashirama suggested:
"Let's use my Wood Golem! It's more comfortable."
Madara retorted:
"Hashirama! Wood Golem is too slow! Use my Susanoo, I can fly."
Tobirama sneered:
"Naturally Evil Uchiha Madara! You think your Susanoo is fast? My Flying Raijin is the fastest in the Ninja World! I'll lead the way!"
Mizuna was puzzled and asked:
"Mid... don't you only have two hands? You can only carry two people? But there are four of us..."
Tobirama smiled confidently, bent down, and took off his shoes.
"I still have feet~"
Everyone looked disgusted.
Seeing their expressions, Tobirama explained:
"I wash my feet every day!"
Mizuna asked again:
"Then Mid... do you have a Flying Raijin mark in the Capital of the Land of Fire?"
Tobirama shook his head.
"No."
Mizuna said helplessly:
"Then how will you take us there?"
Tobirama pulled out the sword at his waist.
"I can throw this, right?"
Mizuna was even more speechless.
"If your two hands and two feet are holding onto us, what will you use to throw it? Your butt?"
Tobirama replied instantly:
"I can use my mouth."
Mizuna had never been so speechless.
This Mid... whenever he competes with Big Bro Madara, his IQ disappears somewhere...
Everyone fell silent.
Mito spoke up:
"Why don't we ride Kurama!"
She summoned Kurama.
Kurama was scratching his butt, half-lying on the ground, holding a cigarette in the other hand, looking around confusedly.
"Where the f am I? Is this Konoha?"
Mito had learned Kurama's real name a few days ago. Now, there wasn't a single person in Konoha who didn't know who Kurama was...
Seeing Kurama, Mito suggested immediately:
"Kurama! Turn big quickly and carry us to the Land of Fire."
Kurama was furious.
"Are you human? Do you treat me like a human? Wait... I'm not human... Do you treat me like a fox? I absolutely will not agree to this!"
Hashirama added:
"Yeah, Mito. Kurama looks too scary, and he's too strong! Not suitable as a mount! He'll scare the children!"
Mito had to give up.
Kurama got angry at Hashirama.
"Hashirama Senju! I f your grandma! Try saying I'm strong again? Don't you have any fing clue who is actually strong?"
Ignoring Kurama's shouting, the group continued to brainstorm a cool and fast way to travel.
Mizuna was thinking when suddenly an idea struck him.
"System! Do you have any ideas?"
The System was helpless.
[You really are a busy man who forgets things. You still remember me, your System?]
Mizuna scratched his head.
"Aiyaya~ I was busy~ Otherwise, we're brothers, right?"
The System rolled its eyes, not believing a word of Mizuna's nonsense, but still opened the Mall for him.
The Mall still displayed five items:
Viagra, Rain Sister's Photo, Resurrection Coupon (Special Edition), Little Li's Non-Flying Dagger, Red Bull Drink.
Mizuna's eyes lit up.
"Holy crap! Resurrection Coupon? But what does Special Edition mean?"
Mizuna asked the System:
"This coupon doesn't have conditions to resurrect someone, right?"
The System replied:
[No conditions, it's just that...]
Before the System could finish, Mizuna bought it instantly.
"As long as it resurrects! Brother Izuna is saved!"
The System was speechless.
[Fine! Idiot! You will pay the price for interrupting me!]
Mizuna didn't know what price awaited him.
Mizuna looked carefully again but didn't find the vehicle he wanted.
"System, are you useless? There's nothing I want here!"
The System retorted:
[I didn't tell you to look here! What I wanted to say is, a while ago you unlocked the Integrity Point Lottery. You can use points to draw... If you want a specific type of item, use Integrity Points to lock the category...]
Mizuna's face darkened.
"Why didn't you say so earlier?"
The System spread its hands (though it had none).
[Did you ask?]
Mizuna: (?▼益▼)
Mizuna didn't argue. He clicked on the new option, Point Lottery, and used 1,000 Integrity Points to lock the category: Domineering Vehicle.
But Mizuna looked left and right and didn't see any lottery tiers.
"System! Why are there no tiers?"
[It's completely random, no tiers. What you get depends on you!]
Mizuna was speechless but clicked the lottery. He did a 10-Draw.
The wheel spun. Result: "Thank You For Playing" (Better Luck Next Time).
Mizuna was stunned.
"Why is there nothing?"
The System mocked:
[Do you think I'm one of those novel systems? Giving you consolation prizes? Nothing means nothing! Eat sht!]
Veins popped on Mizuna's forehead, but he endured it. This was his cheat, after all.
Mizuna decided to go for a 100-Draw. Each draw cost 250 points, so a 100-Draw was... expensive.
Even though Mizuna earned a lot of points from missions and sign-ins recently, it still hurt.
The wheel spun fast this time. Results came out quickly.
[Congratulations! You obtained two items: 100-Ton King Full Coverage Semi-Truck & Special Gift Box.]
Mizuna was about to ask questions, but the System displayed a warning: Due to the sheer size of the Full Coverage Semi-Truck, it can only be deployed next to the Host immediately.
Mizuna panicked.
"Cho... Chotto Matte!" (Wait a minute!).
But it was too late.
The Full Coverage Semi-Truck, a beast of steel, suddenly appeared on the land. The earth trembled with its weight.
BOOM.
Everyone fell silent.
Everyone: "......"
Mizuna: (?￣?д￣??)
......