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Hayakawa Tazuna.
Widely, terrifyingly known exactly in the racing circle as 'Little Green Cap' or the 'Green Demon,' her actual biological prototype is the absolute, Hall of Fame-level legendary racehorse, Tokino Minoru. Also aggressively known as 'Looking Down on All,' she had a flawless, completely undefeated career record of exactly 10 massive wins in 10 grueling starts, absolutely all of which were completely undisputed, crushing victories.
However, strictly due to the tragically backward medical conditions entirely at the time of her prime, there were absolutely no specific, advanced medicines exactly for an elite racehorse's fragile constitution. She eventually, tragically suffered from various massive complications caused exactly by tetanus and painfully passed away from sepsis exactly 22 days after winning the massive Derby.
Therefore, entirely in the modern world of Uma Musume, Hayakawa Tazuna has absolutely always strictly, fiercely looked after absolutely all the young Uma Musume exactly in her powerful capacity as the Board Chairman's terrifying secretary, fiercely treating them all exactly like her very own precious children. If Leo absolutely could physically provide stable, completely safe, and side-effect-free magical treatment specifically for the elite Uma Musume, she would aggressively, violently do absolutely everything entirely in her massive political power to completely satisfy absolutely any of Leo's capitalist requests!
"Exactly in that specific case, let's aggressively do it completely tomorrow. Exactly after this hot afternoon's grueling intelligence training ends, we'll rapidly, strictly start arranging the massive, prioritized physical examination list and completely begin exams exactly in organized batches. The massive academy budget will heavily, completely reimburse absolutely all medical costs; explicitly hire the absolute best doctors and entirely use the absolute most expensive equipment available."
Having aggressively, firmly made the massive administrative decision, Symboli Rudolf immediately, efficiently began rapidly making logistical arrangements. Air Groove, who was entirely, strictly always right by her side, aggressively started planning the massive schedule in a thick notebook. Training volume would strictly be temporarily, slightly reduced exactly during the massive physical examination period to completely prevent any tragic, melodramatic incidents, exactly like someone violently breaking a fragile bone or magically having an incurable disease flare up exactly the night before their scheduled exam—tragically collapsing exactly right before the medical dawn.
"Then I'll gracefully go discuss the massive physical exams exactly with Reisen right now. You absolutely should scientifically know the exact location; it's the professional clinic I politely introduced earlier in the town."
Leo absolutely wasn't physically going to completely go exactly to the brutal intelligence test this hot afternoon literally just to violently humiliate himself. He was literally just a lazy liberal arts student with a cheap junior college level degree, and he'd barely, pathetically scraped completely through exactly that!
Exactly how on earth could he logically compete in raw intelligence directly against a massive bunch of terrifying, ancient monsters who had literally lived for exactly thousands of bloody years?! Besides, the specific exam questions definitely, absolutely wouldn't literally be exactly about reciting ancient Earth poems or human history and geography; exactly what would he physically even logically use to take the exam?!
Exactly as Leo brilliantly expected, strictly after the massive, greasy lunch break, the team aggressively, exhaustingly returned completely to the Hot Spring inn. The Uma Musume strictly, disciplinedly set up wooden tables completely in the cool inn lobby for the massive academic exam, and Yuuka Kazami aggressively brought her terrified people exactly to the luxury rest area of Heaven on Earth—absolutely not to lazily enjoy themselves...
"Absolutely everyone, answer the questions exactly properly! Absolutely don't exactly even logically think about magically pulling any cheap tricks! Teacher Keine, Eirin Yagokoro, and I are completely, strictly all watching closely right here. If absolutely anyone dares to violently cheat, exactly don't blame me for being completely, physically ruthless with my parasol!"
This massive, terrifying exam paper was entirely, jointly created by the strict Kamishirasawa Keine and the genius Eirin Yagokoro. It extensively, brutally covered exactly the complex, bloody history of Gensokyo, strict basic knowledge of exactly various warring factions completely within Gensokyo, aggressive tactical countermeasures exactly against terrifying boundary abilities, strict defensive measures exactly against Gap abilities, and complex understanding and violently countering absolutely other typical Youkai abilities.
These were absolutely all completely essential, life-saving pieces of knowledge exactly for physically surviving in Gensokyo; the massive exam was entirely full of brutal, practical combat information.
Exactly when it was strictly time for the massive intelligence exam, Yukari Yakumo was completely, miraculously no longer physically tired. Although the strict exam paper was entirely, somewhat heavily targeted exactly at her abilities, exactly who was she?! She was the absolute, legendary Sage of Youkai, the physically smartest person completely in absolutely all of Gensokyo! Could a mere, printed exam paper logically stump her ancient brain?!
She smugly, lazily glanced exactly at the specific few people who had completely, physically performed incredibly well exactly during the grueling strength training this hot morning. Seeing them violently, frustratedly scratching their heads with their pencils, absolutely not knowing exactly what to logically write, Yukari Yakumo completely sneered in absolute disgust.
Just a massive bunch of uncultured, brainless brutes. An incredibly massive sense of absolute intellectual superiority violently surfaced exactly on her flawless face, completely impossible to politely suppress.
After entirely, casually finishing absolutely all the complex questions in record time, Yukari Yakumo happily, lazily pressed the finished exam paper entirely under her arms and comfortably prepared to completely sleep. It was honestly entirely a bit incredibly boring to magically compete exactly in intelligence directly with a massive bunch of clueless Cirnos.
Exactly at this specific, arrogant moment, Yukari Yakumo completely physically felt exactly like she was the absolute only sober, intelligent person completely in a massive world of stumbling drunks. Absolutely all the massive, humiliating grievances she had violently suffered exactly during her embarrassing time completely at Leo's house were entirely, therapeutically vented in her academic victory. She happily lay completely on the wooden table exactly like a lazy, pampered Golden Retriever and comfortably, peacefully closed her ancient eyes.
"It's an absolute, massive pity my stinky little brother completely didn't aggressively come to the massive exam today. I absolutely won't completely be physically able to maliciously mock his pathetic, failing score."
On the other side of town.
"That's exactly the massive gist of it. Sorry to incredibly trouble you, Reisen. You completely, absolutely must bring Doctor Eirin heavily along for the exams. I've strictly, loudly guaranteed exactly that minor ailments exactly like bone fractures and tetanus can completely be aggressively treated. If you absolutely can't physically treat them exactly when the massive time strictly comes, Doctor Eirin's flawless reputation completely in the educational world will entirely be violently ruined!"
Leo lazily lay entirely on a clean hospital bed, strictly experiencing a massive, full-body physical examination himself exactly to test the equipment. He looked critically directly at Reisen Udongein Inaba in her crisp white coat and aggressively talked incessantly.
"I completely heard you, I heard you perfectly! Absolutely all four of my sensitive rabbit ears completely heard you clearly! Honestly, Mr. Leo, you've completely been aggressively talking exactly since you walked through the door. Do you entirely have exactly that little physical confidence exactly in my professional medical skills?!"
Reisen tiredly looked entirely at the massive physical examination report and aggressively began rapidly writing completely behind exactly various complex data points, professionally assessing Leo's physical condition.
"It's absolutely not exactly that I physically lack confidence entirely in your medical skills—exactly at absolute worst, you can completely just violently call for massive backup. It's strictly the fragile bodies of absolutely those Uma Musume I'm entirely not confident in. Exactly who knows exactly what kind of terrifying, hidden problems we'll suddenly find in their scans."
Leo happily lay completely on the soft bed and aggressively started lazily playing on his glowing smartphone. He legally had the incredibly popular Uma Musume gacha game installed completely on his phone. Exactly after officially establishing a magical, dimensional connection directly with the Three Goddesses, he completely could happily play the massive game again, exactly except the magical network line was entirely, securely connected directly to the Uma Musume world's servers!
Their modern world absolutely also legally had an Uma Musume game. He actively heard it was heavily, corporately made completely to aggressively attract massive fans and heavily increase public popularity. Absolutely those flashy, massive stage performances exactly in the game were entirely all actual, live recordings! It was currently completely exactly in the 'Aoharu Cup' software version.
Aggressively opening the massive game app, he happily admired his incredibly rare, five-star Christmas Oguri Cap, which he had aggressively pulled directly with exactly one massive spark plus some hoarded shards, exactly as well as his completely, fully maxed-out team of absolutely UF-rank Uma Musume completely in the massive team races. His absolute, hacked version was strictly the far-advanced 'Grand Live' version; the raw, digital stats were completely, aggressively way more heavily bloated completely compared entirely to their 'Aoharu Cup' version. He completely could violently run absolutely however exactly he wanted—sorry, that's exactly what the massive numbers loudly said!
"Alright, Mr. Leo, your physical body completely has absolutely no massive problems. You completely, entirely just strictly need to aggressively pay much more attention exactly to physical moderation. Exactly when you logically have some free time to safely go back home, you completely should aggressively read the ancient text 'Investiture of the Gods'; Kosuzu Motoori definitely has it entirely in stock. You completely should logically learn exactly from tragic history."
Exactly when the massive Dragon God violently, officially relocated absolutely everyone out of the town, strictly only normal humans completely without absolutely any special magical abilities were aggressively moved. Exactly people exactly like Motoori Kosuzu and Hieda no Akyuu bravely stayed entirely behind and were currently completely living safely exactly with Kamishirasawa Keine.
Reisen significantly, pointedly aimed her slender finger exactly at a certain, specific hormonal data point completely on the massive chart and aggressively gave a highly subtle, meaningful medical reminder.
"Nonsense, my Great Fox Ran is entirely so incredibly gentle and virtuous; she absolutely has entirely nothing logically to strictly do exactly with the evil Daji. It's completely, absolutely all of exactly my own free physical will..."
"Do you logically have absolutely any good, physical tonics? Give me completely some right now! Exactly remember to completely use highly discreet, unmarked shipping!"
Exactly after rapidly paying the massive medical bill, Leo decisively, frantically fled exactly out the door in absolute embarrassment! He completely paused exactly at the door frame, violently left entirely another massive sum of gold money, and then completely ran incredibly far away entirely without looking back!
If they aggressively talked absolutely any longer, he'd completely, completely be totally exposed! Lately, Yukari Yakumo had completely been incredibly much better behaved exactly after being aggressively taught a strict physical lesson exactly in the hot spring, and exactly since Remilia aggressively moved entirely into town, Flandre was completely often violently sent entirely home completely by him to properly sleep, so... things exactly in the farmhouse had absolutely been entirely a bit incredibly frequent with his wife.
Hehe.
It's completely time exactly to heavily take a massive trip completely to the deep Mines. He entirely still absolutely hadn't completely picked exactly up that massive, magical star fruit completely on the absolute 100th floor. Nitori Kawashiro had completely been aggressively busy entirely with the massive Uma Musume buildings lately and had completely even temporarily set entirely aside his massive construction commissions exactly for now. In completely a few more exact days, exactly once he completely confirmed there were absolutely no massive structural issues exactly with absolutely these tracks and buildings, he'd aggressively take a massive trip completely to the Mines!
Time smoothly passed, and exactly at exactly five o'clock completely in the hot afternoon, the massive academic exam finally ended with a bell, entirely meaning today's grueling training was officially complete. It was completely time entirely for free recreational activities. Absolutely all the exhausted Uma Musume eagerly left the massive Hot Spring inn and happily wandered aggressively around Stardew Valley. Absolutely everywhere, there were completely massive figures of curious Uma Musume happily walking completely side by side exactly in twos and threes.
The massive, capitalist Stardew Valley supermarket absolutely had the massive most people. The magical things completely made exactly by the capitalist youkai of Gensokyo were incredibly strange and heavily varied, aggressively attracting incredibly many curious people's attention. Their naive hearts had entirely been completely hooked exactly when they rapidly passed completely by exactly in the hot morning, and exactly as soon exactly as they completely had a free break, they absolutely all aggressively gathered completely around the shelves!