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"It's completely alright, not too difficult at all! We strictly followed the massive training plan gracefully given by our trainer exactly before we came here. Because we're exclusively coming to your private dimension this time, exactly only us Uma Musume are officially here; the human trainers absolutely couldn't safely come through."
Special Week innocently rubbed the back of her head, completely showing an incredibly bright, pure, Cirno-esque smile of absolute ignorance. When absolutely not involving massive amounts of food or highly sensitive, stressful topics, Special Week physically appeared somewhat incredibly naive and clueless, but she was actually, biologically an Uma Musume with an incredibly, terrifyingly rich, turbulent inner emotional life.
Special Week, Tokubetsu Sū, Tokubetsu Kyou, and absolutely "Crybaby" are all her notorious, well-earned nicknames back at the academy. Her massive, explosive emotional richness could practically sustain several emotion-eating Youkai like Hata no Kokoro for an entire decade!
"Ah... right, if you have time... never mind, it's absolutely nothing important. I'll just logically find President Rudolf to privately discuss it exactly when I have some free time later. You completely go eat first."
Exactly when Leo was aggressively, rapidly mixing ice-cold carrot juice for Special Week, his eyes violently widened as he horrifyingly saw that exactly one of the massive plastic cups literally had a complete, solid half-cup of pure, sticky, diabetes-inducing honey clumped heavily at the bottom!
He suddenly, violently remembered something terrifying, opened his mouth to say it, but then instantly recalled the massive, tragic drama of the second season of the Uma Musume anime, where this specific "Crybaby" literally, violently cried buckets of tears from the absolute beginning of the season to the bitter end. He completely, smartly swallowed his warning words. It was infinitely better and safer to strictly, politely talk directly to the stressed President Rudolf about this heavy medical topic.
"Eh? Alright then, thank you so incredibly much for your hard work today, Mr. Leo!"
Special Week adorably tilted her horse-eared head in absolute confusion, saw that Leo was absolutely not going to say anything more, and immediately gave up on pressing him further. She happily picked up the massive, heavy bottle of sugary syrup and rapidly turned to leave for the buffet line.
Clack, clack, clack, clack, clack.
Exactly five tiny, delicate glass cups were suddenly, violently slammed down directly in front of Leo on the tall wooden counter, but... looking straight ahead, where on earth were the people?!
"Look completely down, you idiot! Where exactly are you looking?! Exactly who are you maliciously targeting by aggressively making this stupid counter so incredibly high?!"
Remilia Scarlet stood furiously on her tiptoes with her tiny hands aggressively clasped behind her back, seeing that the tall Leo absolutely didn't even logically glance down at first. Her aristocratic, pale face was entirely as completely pitch-dark with rage as the burnt bottom of an iron pot! Exactly what's physically wrong with proudly being exactly one meter five (4'11")?! Did being exactly one meter five maliciously eat your expensive rice?!
Well, considering the massive breakfast milk theft earlier... it logically seems it actually did. But if you arrogantly act exactly like this, do you absolutely believe I won't violently blast an apocalyptic Helium Flash directly in your stupid, tall face?!
"Oh, it's you all down there. I was genuinely wondering exactly why I completely didn't see anyone. What exactly do you want to drink? There's fresh carrot juice, sweet carrot fruit juice, fizzy carrot soda, cold carrot ice cream, and hot carrot soup."
Looking straight down completely at the exactly five small, furious, pouting faces aggressively gazing up at him over the edge of the wood, Leo violently, forcibly suppressed the massive, rising urge to laugh out loud. If he carelessly laughed right now, Sakuya Izayoi—who was currently glaring at him from the shadows—would definitely, flawlessly stab him exactly 17 times with silver knives, miraculously resulting in entirely 'minor' but excruciating injuries!
"I completely want red wine." "Alright, here's your iced carrot juice. Please politely take it." "I loudly said! I aggressively want premium red wine!" "Miss Tazuna, please graciously give these growing children massive extra servings of vegetables! They absolutely don't like eating their healthy vegetables at home, you know."
Completely, shamelessly ignoring the angry vampire's demand, with the terrifying Head Coach Yuuka Kazami physically present nearby on the beach, Leo was absolutely not terrified of Flandre causing any massive, explosive trouble today. As for Remilia, hehe, she was literally just a massive, obsessed siscon. To aggressively set a 'perfect', healthy example for her little sister, she would literally, stubbornly force herself to eat a massive plate of raw, unseasoned broccoli!
"I completely understand. Come here, little ones, politely give me your heavy trays. Big sister will lovingly give you massive extra vegetables. Remember to absolutely eat it all up, absolutely don't waste any food!"
Hayakawa Tazuna physically, terrifyingly glowed with an unstoppable, blinding, maternal customer-service radiance. Her incredibly gentle, overbearing demeanor made the chaotic Flandre completely, physically too embarrassed and overwhelmed to violently say anything in protest!
She entirely, obediently carried a massive, heaping tray completely full of green vegetables directly back to her picnic seat. Then, with terrifying speed, she violently snatched the few precious pieces of grilled meat directly from her Main Body's tray and aggressively, maliciously pushed absolutely all the gross vegetables from her own plate directly onto the clone's pile!
"Another massive serving, please!" "Little Leo, I violently want more right now!"
The raw, physical amount of heavy food prepared for the beach lunch was completely, staggeringly substantial. Mathematically considering that absolutely everyone was starving after a brutal morning of raw strength training, the massive food supply was completely prepared with an absolute, massive extra thirty percent buffer.
However, with a certain bottomless Ash Gray Cinderella (Oguri Cap), Tokubetsu Fēi, and an Extremely Hungry Ghost (Yuyuko) aggressively eating freely exactly like terrifying, biological black holes, Leo frantically, exhaustingly had to rapidly chop and add a massive amount of extra fruit exactly before absolutely everyone was finally, physically full!
"President Rudolf~~ President Rudolf~~"
Exactly while absolutely everyone else was lazily, completely resting their heavy heads on the picnic tables exactly after aggressively overeating, Leo completely quietly approached Symboli Rudolf, who was currently, meticulously preparing paperwork for her afternoon academic exams. He gently poked her shoulder and cryptically gestured towards the distant, quiet shade of a large oak tree.
"Is something exactly wrong, Mr. Leo?"
Safely standing under a massive, shady tree completely by the breezy beach, Rudolf and the strict Air Groove looked critically at Leo's incredibly serious, grim expression and instantly also became entirely, professionally serious. They rapidly, mentally recalled the entire morning's brutal training process but mathematically found absolutely nothing amiss.
"I completely won't politely beat around the bush with you. Do you elite Uma Musume often tragically have massive physical problems with your legs and feet? Minor bone issues completely prevent you from competing, while severe, compound ones can practically be life-threatening."
That single, terrifying half-cup of thick honey entirely reminded Leo of the incredibly hateful, ear-worm 'Hakimi' song, which then instantly, tragically made him think of the legendary Tokai Teio. From an absolutely undisputed, undefeated racing genius to a tragically unyielding emperor, for an elite Uma Musume, a single bone fracture could entirely, violently destroy a lifelong career or literally even lead to medical euthanasia, yet she agonizingly endured exactly three such horrific incidents, miraculously rising again exactly each time and completely surpassing her physical self!
At the exact time back on Earth, the massive, emotional drama of the second season of the Uma Musume anime literally made the cynical Leo violently cry tears of sorrow, but the chaotic third season simply made him loudly laugh in pure exasperation.
Getting completely off track, in short, exactly in Leo's capitalist, practical opinion, these smiling Uma Musume were literally all exactly like fragile, brittle glass crackers! Entirely except for a certain chaotic, unhinged eccentric (Gold Ship) who was absolutely still ninety-nine percent physically brand new exactly after retirement, the absolute rest of the elite Uma Musume completely all had entirely more or less massive, hidden physical bone and tendon damage. Now that he officially, magically had the terrifying ability to completely treat them, he naturally, aggressively wanted to aggressively break absolutely all the tragic 'knives' (fates) looming over their heads!
"Ah... yes. Our Uma Musume's strict, biological golden period is tragically exactly only a few short years. If we completely can't forcefully awaken a mental 'domain', our physical condition will entirely, rapidly decline exactly after the golden period, completely marking the brutal end of our racing careers. To aggressively achieve good, legendary results exactly during our physical peak, we usually brutally train entirely at the absolute edge of our biological limits, so massive, career-ending problems are indeed incredibly, tragically common."
Micro-fractures and massive tendon injuries are entirely, completely unavoidable, tragic problems for competitive Uma Musume. Brutally training, fiercely competing, and tragically getting injured are completely, medically inevitable, and it can literally completely overdraw their fragile bodies. In the modern world of Uma Musume, some protesting people entirely oppose these massive, injury-prone races, strictly considering them completely meaningless and highly abusive.
However...
Running is completely, biologically their absolute nature. They intensely, deeply enjoy the whistling, violent wind in their sensitive ears, the completely unobstructed, blurry scenery flashing exactly before their wide eyes, and the deafening, massive cheers of the roaring people exactly when they violently run!
Running is completely, absolutely never exactly for others. Tracen Academy absolutely never, legally restricts the free, biological freedom of an Uma Musume; if they safely feel medically unsuited for brutal competition, they can gracefully leave at exactly any time. But since its historic establishment, aside from Uma Musume who truly, entirely lacked raw talent and completely couldn't achieve results, peacefully choosing to officially change careers, absolutely no one has ever willingly dropped out midway through a racing season.
Rudolf's usually calm, stoic mood was visibly, entirely somewhat low. Although her flawless facial expression remained completely, professionally normal, her heavily drooping brown ears clearly, undeniably indicated her current, depressed feelings. The massive, tragic number of bloody injury and medical retirement documents she strictly handled exactly each year was practically countless; she was officially the single person in the entire, massive Tracen Academy who mathematically knew this dark, tragic matter best.
"Let's officially organize a massive, comprehensive physical examination exactly sometime soon. We legally have an absolute monster of a doctor here, widely known as a terrifying 'miracle doctor' who can physically save literally even those who are exactly only a single, blurry photograph away from absolute death! Tragic ailments that might be incredibly difficult or impossible to medically solve in your modern world are literal, boring child's play to her. If science and technology absolutely can't solve it, we'll aggressively try reality-bending magic."
Reisen Udongein Inaba can completely handle minor muscle ailments herself. If there's an incredibly serious, career-ending illness or shattered bone that simply can't be solved, Reisen can frantically, aggressively call for inter-dimensional help. Doctor Eirin, you absolutely wouldn't legally want your flawless, god-like reputation in the medical education world to be violently ruined by a failing student, would you?!
"I officially agree to this completely on behalf of the Three Goddesses. Absolutely regardless of whether it fully succeeds, the Three Goddesses will heavily owe you a massive, cosmic favor. You can aggressively ask for absolutely anything you legally need in terms of expensive medicine or wealth, and we will flawlessly fulfill exactly whatever we completely can."
Hayakawa Tazuna had terrifyingly, silently walked over exactly at some point, completely without making a single sound in the sand! Symboli Rudolf was visibly stunned and physically flinched for a tense moment, and then heavily nodded in absolute agreement.
Very, incredibly few people in the entire world exactly knew Miss Tazuna's true, terrifying identity, but the calculating Student Council President was absolutely one of them.