Milky Way Department break room
Dave: "You should join me in the Earth Division, you basically just watch them and keep the planet habitable for — no we stopped core swapping after the first round."
Josh: "Damn it, I knew I should've transferred before the second lot… I wonder how Venus Division is going."
Dave: "You'll have to ask Vick, tell him I said hi if you see him. Anyway, you should transfer from Star Maintenance. How do you even work in there, isn't it like a million degrees?"
Sam: "Sorry I'm late – oh fuck you too. Pluto Isnt that bad. Just because your stupid humans call it a dwarf doesn't mean it is. "
Dave: "They aren't mine, blame the …Lifeform Department."
Josh: "For your information Dave it's only six hundred thousand – who's pager is that?"
Dave: "OH SHIT! — oh wait never mind. Couple of humans forgot how to fly and hit some towers. I thought it was Yellowstone going off."
Sam: "Dave …you're an idiot."
Daniel: "DAAAAVE! I TOLD YOU TO KEEP AN EYE ON THE FUCKING HUMANS!"
Dave: "OH SHIT! SOMEONE HELP! …SAM?"
Sam: "I remember working in Star Maintenance before getting transferred to — PISS OFF! — before I got transferred to Pluto Division. Quasars were my favourite, spun half the ones out in Andromeda. — GO DO YOUR JOB!"
Daniel: "DAVE IF YOU DON'T CLEANUP THE HUMANS MESS IM TRANSFERRING YOU TO PLUTO SO SAM CAN KICK YOUR ASS!"
Lance: "Guys ya'know your break —"
Vick: "Lance, Lance, Lance. Just let them be. Dan might actually kill them this time."