Even though Qin Xiao was now incredibly tough, he was still left dazed and confused by the hammer.
It took him a long time to regain his senses.
The lightning hadn't struck him, but the hammer had bounced off his head before landing on the ground.
He hadn't provoked anyone; he'd just sworn an oath with his fingers. Why the lightning and the hammer?
If Qin Xiao didn't know the hammer's origin, he would have jumped up and cursed the heavens.
But right now, he didn't seem to have the right to provoke Asgard, especially Asgard where Odin was still alive.
He spat out the sand in his mouth and looked around to see that everyone else seemed unharmed.
Qin Xiao squatted down and silently drew a large circle next to the hammer with his finger.
Then he wrote two small Chinese characters inside: "
Throwing a hammer around will bring death to your whole family!
May your wife have her period every day!"
"Coulson, check if any planes flew overhead just now. Agent Romanov, contact Hill at headquarters. We need a team of professional scientists!"
Checking for planes was just a routine procedure. The hammer had been surrounded by lightning, which was only now slowly disappearing. Even the one-eyed man could tell at a glance that this wasn't an ordinary hammer.
"Qin Xiao, what are you doing? Bring the hammer over here!"
Nick Fury, who had been lying on the edge of the crater, was now giving orders to the three men from his elevated position.
Qin Xiao knew the hammer's capabilities, but he still cooperated and tried it out.
He gripped the handle with both hands, not daring to underestimate it, and exerted force with both arms.
Not a muscle!
"Hey, boss, looks like you need to find someone stronger!"
Five minutes later, a piece of aircraft landing gear, some sheet metal, and a wrecked Quinjet fighter jet appeared beside the crater.
The hammer lay quietly on the sand, its weight seemingly not even causing the sand to sink.
But even the Quinjet couldn't lift the hammer.
"I hate things and situations beyond my control!"
Nick Fury was clearly annoyed before the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents arrived.
He could only arrange for the local police to cordon off the area.
Then he put Coulson in charge of everything here, as he had to rush back for a meeting.
Qin Xiao, on the other hand, insisted on staying with Black Widow.
Thor's hammer had appeared, so how far away could Thor be?
According to the system's usual pattern, whenever a superhero appeared, there should be a mission, or rather, an opportunity to earn points.
"Coulson, I'll bet you fifty dollars on the origin of this hammer."
After seeing Nick Fury off, and letting Black Widow, who had been driving all night, find a place to rest, Qin Xiao and Coulson sat on the edge of the ditch, chatting as they watched the police put up the cordon.
"You know all this?"
Whether it was the Tang sword or Qin Xiao's own strength, everyone knew that Qin Xiao had his own little secrets.
A hammer, impossible for anyone to lift, fell from the sky and, by sheer coincidence, hit Qin Xiao on the head. And then,
of all times, Qin Xiao challenged him to a bet. Coulson, his imagination running wild, was analyzing whether the hammer was truly connected to Qin Xiao.
"I can 'tell fortunes,' you've forgotten, who helped you find the plane in Mabrittoni's mansion!"
Qin Xiao reminded him with a smile, reminding him not to forget his unique talent.
Coulson rolled his eyes.
You dare bring up that time you found the plane? Everyone knows you two stole it and went to the Middle East to fight.
You can even lie through your teeth in a video, calling me ugly and saying you smeared shit on your face.
I almost died of anger from Qin Xiao and Tony's shamelessness.
"I'm not betting anymore. Tell me if you want, or wait here with me if you don't,"
Coulson said arrogantly, his less-than-pleasant memories resurfacing.
Qin Xiao immediately saw through Coulson's thoughts.
He moved closer to Coulson, put his arm around his shoulder, and said,
"Look to the future, buddy. Forget about the unhappy things of the past. I'll tell you what this hammer is all about!"
"Go ahead!"
Coulson was bored anyway.
"A long, long time ago, in the distant realm of the gods, Odin, the Allfather, had a foolish son..."
Qin Xiao told Coulson in a voice like he was telling a fairy tale to lull a child to sleep.
He explained in detail the birth of Thor and the origin of Mjolnir.
He even pretended to do some mystical calculations, predicting that Thor would be stripped of his divine power and exiled to Earth.
"Hahaha! You're saying this is Mjolnir, and even the handle is made from a branch of the World Tree? Qin, you remind me of those medieval charlatans who spout nonsense and make a living through divination."
Coulson laughed heartily.
"If you're just telling me jokes to kill time, thank you, my friend. But if you're serious, I'll bet my hair on it!" What
a joke! Coulson has been with S.H.I.E.L.D. for over a decade. What hasn't he seen?
Back in '95, he even met Captain Marvel and the Skrulls with Nick Fury.
How could he possibly believe in gods?
A god of thunder, the father of all gods, even talking about the Bifrost teleporting across the universe?
Does he think agents don't read mythology and don't know this is Norse mythology?
"Are you serious?"
Qin Xiao glanced at Coulson's receding hairline with a hint of pity.
"How about we change the bet? You'll regret it if you don't believe me. Seriously, I never lie. My heart races and I have trouble breathing when I lie!"
To Coulson, Qin Xiao's words were practically nothing more than a fart.
"No way! I'd rather die than believe any of your myths. I'll bet my hair. If I lose, I'll buy the dosage. If you lose, Qin, you hand over all the money you got from this trip to Mexico as our funding."
Truly worthy of being the next director of S.H.I.E.L.D., look at his selfless dedication, betting his already dwindling hair just for the agency's budget.
Qin Xiao gave him a thumbs up. "Deal!"
The S.H.I.E.L.D. people arrived quickly, a large group that very afternoon.
Coulson directed the team to set up a protective enclosure, completely covering the crater and the hammer.
One after another, instruments were unloaded from the vehicle, monitoring the hammer's energy reactions, materials, and other information from all angles.
Perhaps because Qin Xiao and Black Widow were present, Hawkeye wasn't called in as in the movies.
The makeshift enclosure was erected, surrounded by barbed wire, and various surveillance measures were implemented.
Coulson set up a temporary office for himself, and he, Qin Xiao, and the rested Black Widow watched the monitors.
"Qin, it seems my calculations were off. The so-called Thor stripped of his divine powers doesn't seem to have appeared,"
Coulson said with a grin.
Winning money from Qin Xiao was definitely something to be happy about.
Just then, an alarm sounded, and someone broke in.
Coulson quickly looked at the monitor.
He saw a long-haired, muscular man outside the makeshift enclosure.
He was brutally knocking over several guards in succession, heading straight for the hammer.
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movie doesn't explicitly state it, but the hammer likely landed at night, and Thor landed around the same time, crashing into Jane Foster's car! Here, Qin Xiao is hit by the hammer in the morning, so let's just say the hammer was a night late! Please don't mind!
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