The "Pre-Flight" Briefing: Teasing the Bride
[Jay's POV]
The reception was winding down, and the "High-Fidelity" chaos was shifting into a "Muted Elegance." Keigan had already been "Escorted" to the honeymoon suite by Keifer and Ci-N (who were likely giving him a "Tactical Lecture" on marital optimization).
Rina was in the bridal lounge, finally taking off her "Aurora-Approved" heels. She looked stunning, but she had that "System Overload" look in her eyes. That's when the "Real" squad moved in: Mamma Serina, Bridget, and me.
The "Tactical" Inspection: [Jay's POV]
I leaned against the doorframe, crossing my arms with a smirk. "So, Rina. The 'Contract' is signed. The 'Integration' is complete. Are you ready for the 'Initial Boot-Up' of the Keigan-Rina Mainframe?"
Rina blushed a deep crimson that matched her autumnal bouquet. "Jay! Don't call it a 'Boot-Up'. It's... it's just our first night."
"Oh, honey," Mamma Serina chimed in, gliding over with a glass of vintage champagne. "In this family, the first night isn't 'just' anything. It's the 'Establishment of Territory'. You have to set the 'User Permissions' early, or he'll be trying to 'Recode' your sleep schedule by morning. Look at what I had to do with Keizer."
"Exactly," I added, winking. "I spent the first night with Keifer just trying to convince him that 'Cuddling' didn't require a 'Standard Operating Procedure'."
The "Combat" Advice: [Bridget's POV]
Bridget walked over, still wearing her tactical earpiece but holding a small, sleek black box.
"Listen, Rina," Bridget said, her voice dropping into her 'Field Command' tone. "Keigan is a 'Software' guy. He's going to be nervous. He'll probably try to 'Analyze' the mood. Your job is to 'Jam his Signal'. Don't let him overthink the 'Logistics'."
She handed Rina the box. "I've included some 'Tactical Silk'. It's high-mobility, low-friction, and 1,000% guaranteed to 'Crash his Servers'."
"Bridget!" Rina gasped, opening the box and immediately closing it, her face turning 2,000% redder. "Is... is this 'Standard Issue' for Watson wives?"
"It's 'Advanced Deployment' gear," I laughed, hugging her.
The "Final Audit": [Jay's POV]
"Just remember," I whispered, pulling Rina aside as Mamma Serina and Bridget started debating the "Optimal Room Temperature" for romance. "Keigan is 1,000% devoted to you. He's been 'Simping' since the University days. Tonight isn't about the 'Watson Legacy' or the 'Boardroom'. It's just about you and your 'Human'."
Rina took a deep breath, her shyness finally melting into a soft, genuine smile. "Thanks, Jay. I think... I think I'm ready to 'Initialize'."
"One more thing," I said, pointing toward the door where a sharp "EH!" echoed from the hallway.
Aurora marched into the room, followed by a sleepy Alexander. Aurora looked at Rina's silk robe, gave a single, slow nod of "Aesthetic Approval," and then pointed at the door.
"She's 'Authorizing' your departure, Rina," I laughed.